Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 8: Ophidian Old Boys v Dragons FFC at Spotswood Oval

[T2B_]

Diamonds become hard to see in water. Almost invisible.

(This could be complete horse shit, and just used for a movie plot)

Yes can't trust movie or TV plot logic sometimes, like fire in space...

 

[DemurePrincess]

He’s really likes that one on the OOB team bus.

But Mrs Turbo, DemurePrincess, and FreoGirl like it even more than Dingster, I think.

Are we talking Ding ding ding Dingster???

Yep! He’s a very…

GOOD addition

 

[DemurePrincess]

Here's a look inside Rob's Guinness Bar, at the moment Bonz is the only Dragon allowed in

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The rest can look through the windows if you like and we'll see later on if we'll upgrade the rest of you Dragons.

Lick away Ligma

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

This post has boobs in it (implied)

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I have unashamedly stolen this

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

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Under previous management the Dragons have demonstrated low moral fiber and the inability to maintain the high standards expected of them within the walls of Spotswood Campus. The Ophidian Access level Committee will be monitoring this thread closely to see if there has been any change from last season now certain players have moved on.

Until then the Dragons will be refused access onto campus or its facilities including any form of change rooms. Alternative playing venue will be arranged and posted before the games scheduled date and if the Dragons need to change before the game we suggest you use the facilities at Qar Park. If Dragon Players are found anywhere around the facility their members will be sprayed with fire hoses to remove the putrid waste.

The only exception to this is Bonz who as a Premiership Old Boy and maintains Inner Sanctum Access.

 

[Over The Post]

Do the OOBs get some sort of COLA? They seem a bit too loaded.

No need for cola when they've got me to skim the collection plates and run various scams with Divine Impunity.

Note this was from one of the lower-end chapels, normally we get $100s and $50s with some cheaparses slipping in a $20.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I see that no good hack U2tigers has been left on the bench again.

Can't say I'm shocked.

Who rucks for the Dwagons?

 

[DragoDelph]

We just bring along some of Crocodile Drunkees finest with us. Hatchy1992 can attest to the quality of stuff in that joint, he practically lives there.

Yeah, the mobile bar is the correct definition of what a booze bus should be.

 

[DragoDelph]

I see that no good hack U2tigers has been left on the bench again.

Can't say I'm shocked.

Who rucks for the Dwagons?

Who do you want?

I'm feeling flippant.

 

[Robertio]

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Lick away Ligma

I don't think Ligma would mind being locked out of a Guinness bar.

 

[Bonz]

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BRING IT BACK!

Or the OG OOB Logo.

 

[Over The Post]

I'm just glad you allowed me to keep the diamond encrusted plug.

BEST FAREWELL GIFT EVER

Only the finest phone charging experience for our dear Bonz.

Glad you liked it.

 

[DragoDelph]

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Only the finest phone charging experience for our dear Bonz.

Glad you liked it.

I don't think you're meant to have those sort of things on charge while in use.

Though electro I've heard works for some people

 

[Bonz]

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Only the finest phone charging experience for our dear Bonz.

Glad you liked it.

Different plug, but I i do love my rather extra charger

 

[Bonz]

I don't think you're meant to have those sort of things on charge while in use.

Though electro I've heard works for some people

Sounding*

Trust me

 

[Over The Post]

Diamonds become hard to see in water. Almost invisible.

(This could be complete horse shit, and just used for a movie plot)

Have you seen Pyrex submerged in vegetable oil?

I bet you haven't - the refractive index is the same and it just disappears completely.

<google>

Here you go:



Science!

 

[Dingster]

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OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
S38 ROUND 8 VS DRAGONS FFC

B: King Tenz / Harvey Manfrenjensenden / tigerland_1720
HB: myblueroan / Tigerturbulance / thewizardmelon
C: FreoGirl / Dingster / Mrs Turbo
HF: DemurePrincess / Robertio / Irish BlueBagger
F: JuddgementDay / BRAB / kenneyswarriors
FOLL: Elton Johns Wig / Braklet / Over The Post
INT: U2tigers / Wickzki

Changes:
Nil

How did Elton Johns Wig hold his spot? Thoughts U2tigers

 

[T2B_]

I see that no good hack U2tigers has been left on the bench again.

Can't say I'm shocked.

Who rucks for the Dwagons?

The great Ljp86

 

[T2B_]

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Only the finest phone charging experience for our dear Bonz.

Glad you liked it.

That looks like what I imagine the Kardashians use.

 

[Ligma]

I don't think Ligma would mind being locked out of a Guinness bar.

You know me too well

 

[Robertio]

How did Elton Johns Wig hold his spot? Thoughts U2tigers

Is he still called U2tigers?

 

[Hatchy1992]

We just bring along some of Crocodile Drunkees finest with us. Hatchy1992 can attest to the quality of stuff in that joint, he practically lives there.

We have only the finest stuff available at Crocodile Drunkees.

 

[T2B_]

Is he still called U2tigers?

U2bOOBs

 

[Robertio]

U2bOOBs

Sounds good, maybe the sim will be kind to him under that name.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Darth Vader, meh.

THIS is how I remember JEJ: