Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[manicpie]

Better than a mouthful of cheese...

 

[manicpie]

Friday7 and all's well, except for a pinged hammy

I have a vile of German blood if you need it. Fixes hammies like there's no tomorrow

 

[Dinsdale]

I have a vile of German blood if you need it. Fixes hammies like there's no tomorrow

Why is the blood vile? Doesn't sound healthy to me.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Friday7 and all's well, except for a pinged hammy

OUT: Dinsdale (old legs)

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Your head was in the Clods that week

I was deliriously ill but still made it into the greatest gif of all time.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

What? No, we just win wars by keeping the kids of the opposing force's commanders in our car boot.

Ok Uncle Buck.

 

[manicpie]

Why is the blood vile? Doesn't sound healthy to me.

It's German and comes with a sprinkling of bratwurst

 

[FootyGuy13]

I have a vile of German blood if you need it. Fixes hammies like there's no tomorrow

It's also been banned in competitive sport since 1986.

 

[manicpie]

It's also been banned in competitive sport since 1986.

Not in Qooty it isn't. I'm allowed catnip before a game

 

[GreyCrow]

Id hate to see QADA drug test us before a game

 

[Tonga Bob]

Id hate to see QADA drug test us before a game

I'd be more worried about Ancestry.com than QADA if I were you

 

[MrPremiership]

View attachment 2114292

Gold City Royals Official Team sheet
S38 RD 9 Vs Wario

B: nahnah / CakeEater / Membling
HB: hotchilli / Ulahoopski / krakouers
C: Nothing / Zevon / grumbleguts
HF: Supersuns / Footypie32 / Uncle_Leo
F: Mr Cheese / Brenton Davy / Smartys Power
FOLL: GreyCrow / manicpie / Crimson Azure

INT: Bianconeri / MrPremiership

Changes

gouki88 INT > OUT
Bianconeri OUT > INT​

love the logo

 

[grumbleguts]

Ok Uncle Buck.

That was a pretend made up movie, you know that right?

I actually really had a photo of a kid in his school uniform in my car boot.

Whenever a class started talking too much I'd bring it up on the data projector, and say "This kid? He talked in my class."

 

[GreyCrow]

I'd be more worried about Ancstry.com than QADA if I were you

You know we are related dont you

I have the screenshots

 

[grumbleguts]

Hi Warriors.
Hi to my second favourite Royals captain of all time The Filth Wizard

You know "all time" hasn't finished yet, yeah?

 

[manicpie]

I'd be more worried about Ancstry.com than QADA if I were you

We don't all answer to the squid who live in a pineapple under the sea spongy

 

[Tonga Bob]

You know we are related dont you

I have the screenshots

Must be on CursingFijian's side of the family.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

That was a pretend made up movie, you know that right?

I actually really had a photo of a kid in his school uniform in my car boot.

Whenever a class started talking too much I'd bring it up on the data projector, and say "This kid? He talked in my class."

You seem a little flustered, guts.

You're also likely on a register of some description now, so congratulations I guess?

 

[grumbleguts]

You seem a little flustered, guts.

You're also likely on a register of some description now, so congratulations I guess?

It was my son. I put him in a school uniform for the photo. And the car boot? Well, he liked it the first time, when I abducted him.

 

[Dinsdale]

It was my son. I put him in a school uniform for the photo. And the car boot? Well, he liked it the first time, when I abducted him.

hows his therapy going? is he free of patricidal urges?

 

[grumbleguts]

hows his therapy going? is he free of patricidal urges?

You do know I said "he liked it" yeah?

 

[Tonga Bob]

We don't all answer to the squid who live in a pineapple under the sea spongy

When Oscar the Grouch finds out that your squatting in his bin he's gonna beat the crap outta you

 

[Tonga Bob]

It was my son. I put him in a school uniform for the photo. And the car boot? Well, he liked it the first time, when I abducted him.

 

[Tonga Bob]

hows his therapy going? is he free of patricidal urges?

More like Oedipus Guts, amirite?

 

[FootyGuy13]

I always forget why grumbleguts has me on ignore.

Then we share another match thread and all the memories come flooding back.