Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Dragons FFC v West Coast Wonders at Ljp86's Lair

[HARPSichord]

What about an ophthalmosaurus?

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The first ever eye doctor.

 

[T2B_]

What about an ophthalmosaurus?

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[T2B_]

Dragons FFC Official Team Sheet (Amended)
Season 38, Round Nine vs West Coast Wonders


B: A Swallow / BringBackTheAnchor / Ge3ks
HB: VandoHawk / T2B_ / Ligma
C: Ljp86 / Blaze Storm / freo84
HF: Bradesmaen / Pickitt / Purple Jesus
F: Hatchy1992 / Bonz / Knifey Spoony
FOLL: DragoDelph / Drizzy / Pie 4 Life
INT: Chief / DJ75


CHANGES
NIL

 

[DragoDelph]

I’ve ended one rucking career already.

Who’s next?

 

[T2B_]

I’ve ended one rucking career already.

Who’s next?

Wonders probably haven't had a decent ruck since... oh I don't know, Bonz?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I’ve ended one rucking career already.

Who’s next?

we felt threatened so had to bring back all-sfa ruckdog dogs105 to get the job done

 

[DragoDelph]

we felt threatened so had to bring back all-sfa ruckdog dogs105 to get the job done

But I like dogs105

 

[T2B_]

But I like dogs105

Sadly some dogs need to be put down

 

[T2B_]

Don't get me wrong I like you too dogs105

 

[dogs105]

Sadly some dogs need to be put down

And avocados are renowned for lasting a long time...

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Sadly some dogs need to be put down

what the **** man

what the ****

this is way too far

 

[Pamcake1]

Sadly some dogs need to be put down

 

[dogs105]

And avocados are renowned for lasting a long time...

But I like you too T2B_

 

[T2B_]

what the **** man

what the ****

this is way too far

If I said it to a certain canine skipper of the Bombers I bet you'd be agreeing with me

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

If I said it to a certain canine skipper of the Bombers I bet you'd be agreeing with me

yeah but you weren't!

 

[dogs105]

I feel quite sad...

 

[T2B_]

Okay I'll stop being mean.

Here's a happy doggo

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Wonders,

I was wondering how to announce this weeks team selection.

So, as Pugsley suggested, I put my helmet on and got my crayons out i have no creative bone in my body and used chatgpt

Enjoy a poem, I spent hours to create

West Coast wonders, hearts ablaze,
A team of stars in golden haze.
In every role, with pride they stand,
A mighty force across the land.

At the back, a trio strong:
Ressies SwampPig leads along.
NinjaSwan with swiftest flight,
Oisin_the_Goat, a fearless sight.

Half backs bring the solid wall—
SSwans2011, standing tall.
AnUltimateRessie, fierce and bold,
croweater 41, a grip of gold.

Centres power through the game,
DenieD ’s wild winds now claim.
Giant YoYo ’s endless spin,
BigChippa52 dives right in.

Half forwards shift to meet the call,
HARPSichord, with skill enthralls.
akkaps charges, fast and true,
Cubs2Lions roars anew.

Full forwards with their keen intent,
jezzajay, unstoppable, bent.
BFew ’s kicks fly like a blade,
BallaratBulldog in each raid.

Followers, the heart of the beat,
dogs105 moves with quickened feet.
Pamcake1 rises with the sun,
ClarkeM ’s power, second to none.

Interchange with eager fire:
Rubber Arm ’s force won't tire,
JT_the_Man, a secret plan—
Ready to rise, lead the clan.

Changes made, the shift begins:
DenieD to wing, for daring spins.
Cubs2Lions now half-forward fleet,
dogs105 in ruck complete.
HARPSichord joins the forward cast,
As wonders surge to stand steadfast.

West Coast’s finest, in their stride,
Their spirit strong, their heads held high.
Each selection, a tale of might—
Onward they march into the fight!​

cringe

B: Ressies SwampPig / NinjaSwan / Oisin_the_Goat
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / croweater 41
C: DenieD / Giant YoYo / BigChippa52
HF: HARPSichord / akkaps / Cubs2Lions
F: jezzajay / BFew / BallaratBulldog
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Rubber Arm / JT_the_Man

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Wonders,

I was wondering how to announce this weeks team selection.

So, as Pugsley suggested, I put my helmet on and got my crayons out i have no creative bone in my body and used chatgpt

Enjoy a poem, I spent hours to create

West Coast wonders, hearts ablaze,
A team of stars in golden haze.
In every role, with pride they stand,
A mighty force across the land.

At the back, a trio strong:
Ressies SwampPig leads along.
NinjaSwan with swiftest flight,
Oisin_the_Goat, a fearless sight.

Half backs bring the solid wall—
SSwans2011, standing tall.
AnUltimateRessie, fierce and bold,
croweater 41, a grip of gold.

Centres power through the game,
DenieD ’s wild winds now claim.
Giant YoYo ’s endless spin,
BigChippa52 dives right in.

Half forwards shift to meet the call,
HARPSichord, with skill enthralls.
akkaps charges, fast and true,
Cubs2Lions roars anew.

Full forwards with their keen intent,
jezzajay, unstoppable, bent.
BFew ’s kicks fly like a blade,
BallaratBulldog in each raid.

Followers, the heart of the beat,
dogs105 moves with quickened feet.
Pamcake1 rises with the sun,
ClarkeM ’s power, second to none.

Interchange with eager fire:
rubber Arm’s force won't tire,
JT_the_Man, a secret plan—
Ready to rise, lead the clan.

Changes made, the shift begins:
DenieD to wing, for daring spins.
Cubs2Lions now half-forward fleet,
dogs105 in ruck complete.
HARPSichord joins the forward cast,
As wonders surge to stand steadfast.

West Coast’s finest, in their stride,
Their spirit strong, their heads held high.
Each selection, a tale of might—
Onward they march into the fight!​

cringe

B: Ressies SwampPig / NinjaSwan / Oisin_the_Goat
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / croweater 41
C: DenieD / Giant YoYo / BigChippa52
HF: HARPSichord / akkaps / Cubs2Lions
F: jezzajay / BFew / BallaratBulldog
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Rubber Arm / JT_the_Man

my tagging skills was shit though Rubber Arm BFew Giant YoYo croweater 41 get in here too

 

[SSwans2011]

Wonders,

I was wondering how to announce this weeks team selection.

So, as Pugsley suggested, I put my helmet on and got my crayons out i have no creative bone in my body and used chatgpt

Enjoy a poem, I spent hours to create

West Coast wonders, hearts ablaze,
A team of stars in golden haze.
In every role, with pride they stand,
A mighty force across the land.

At the back, a trio strong:
Ressies SwampPig leads along.
NinjaSwan with swiftest flight,
Oisin_the_Goat, a fearless sight.

Half backs bring the solid wall—
SSwans2011, standing tall.
AnUltimateRessie, fierce and bold,
croweater 41, a grip of gold.

Centres power through the game,
DenieD ’s wild winds now claim.
Giant YoYo ’s endless spin,
BigChippa52 dives right in.

Half forwards shift to meet the call,
HARPSichord, with skill enthralls.
akkaps charges, fast and true,
Cubs2Lions roars anew.

Full forwards with their keen intent,
jezzajay, unstoppable, bent.
BFew ’s kicks fly like a blade,
BallaratBulldog in each raid.

Followers, the heart of the beat,
dogs105 moves with quickened feet.
Pamcake1 rises with the sun,
ClarkeM ’s power, second to none.

Interchange with eager fire:
Rubber Arm ’s force won't tire,
JT_the_Man, a secret plan—
Ready to rise, lead the clan.

Changes made, the shift begins:
DenieD to wing, for daring spins.
Cubs2Lions now half-forward fleet,
dogs105 in ruck complete.
HARPSichord joins the forward cast,
As wonders surge to stand steadfast.

West Coast’s finest, in their stride,
Their spirit strong, their heads held high.
Each selection, a tale of might—
Onward they march into the fight!​

cringe

B: Ressies SwampPig / NinjaSwan / Oisin_the_Goat
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / croweater 41
C: DenieD / Giant YoYo / BigChippa52
HF: HARPSichord / akkaps / Cubs2Lions
F: jezzajay / BFew / BallaratBulldog
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Rubber Arm / JT_the_Man

Good stuff captain.

I ****ing hated it until the team sheet.

 

[T2B_]

Wonders,

I was wondering how to announce this weeks team selection.

So, as Pugsley suggested, I put my helmet on and got my crayons out i have no creative bone in my body and used chatgpt

Enjoy a poem, I spent hours to create

West Coast wonders, hearts ablaze,
A team of stars in golden haze.
In every role, with pride they stand,
A mighty force across the land.

At the back, a trio strong:
Ressies SwampPig leads along.
NinjaSwan with swiftest flight,
Oisin_the_Goat, a fearless sight.

Half backs bring the solid wall—
SSwans2011, standing tall.
AnUltimateRessie, fierce and bold,
croweater 41, a grip of gold.

Centres power through the game,
DenieD ’s wild winds now claim.
Giant YoYo ’s endless spin,
BigChippa52 dives right in.

Half forwards shift to meet the call,
HARPSichord, with skill enthralls.
akkaps charges, fast and true,
Cubs2Lions roars anew.

Full forwards with their keen intent,
jezzajay, unstoppable, bent.
BFew ’s kicks fly like a blade,
BallaratBulldog in each raid.

Followers, the heart of the beat,
dogs105 moves with quickened feet.
Pamcake1 rises with the sun,
ClarkeM ’s power, second to none.

Interchange with eager fire:
Rubber Arm ’s force won't tire,
JT_the_Man, a secret plan—
Ready to rise, lead the clan.

Changes made, the shift begins:
DenieD to wing, for daring spins.
Cubs2Lions now half-forward fleet,
dogs105 in ruck complete.
HARPSichord joins the forward cast,
As wonders surge to stand steadfast.

West Coast’s finest, in their stride,
Their spirit strong, their heads held high.
Each selection, a tale of might—
Onward they march into the fight!​

cringe

B: Ressies SwampPig / NinjaSwan / Oisin_the_Goat
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / croweater 41
C: DenieD / Giant YoYo / BigChippa52
HF: HARPSichord / akkaps / Cubs2Lions
F: jezzajay / BFew / BallaratBulldog
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Rubber Arm / JT_the_Man

what the **** man

what the ****

this is way too cringe

 

[croweater 41]

my tagging skills was shit though Rubber Arm BFew Giant YoYo croweater 41 get in here too

Golden grip winner 2022 and 2023.

 

[HARPSichord]

Wonders,

I was wondering how to announce this weeks team selection.

So, as Pugsley suggested, I put my helmet on and got my crayons out i have no creative bone in my body and used chatgpt

Enjoy a poem, I spent hours to create

West Coast wonders, hearts ablaze,
A team of stars in golden haze.
In every role, with pride they stand,
A mighty force across the land.

At the back, a trio strong:
Ressies SwampPig leads along.
NinjaSwan with swiftest flight,
Oisin_the_Goat, a fearless sight.

Half backs bring the solid wall—
SSwans2011, standing tall.
AnUltimateRessie, fierce and bold,
croweater 41, a grip of gold.

Centres power through the game,
DenieD ’s wild winds now claim.
Giant YoYo ’s endless spin,
BigChippa52 dives right in.

Half forwards shift to meet the call,
HARPSichord, with skill enthralls.
akkaps charges, fast and true,
Cubs2Lions roars anew.

Full forwards with their keen intent,
jezzajay, unstoppable, bent.
BFew ’s kicks fly like a blade,
BallaratBulldog in each raid.

Followers, the heart of the beat,
dogs105 moves with quickened feet.
Pamcake1 rises with the sun,
ClarkeM ’s power, second to none.

Interchange with eager fire:
Rubber Arm ’s force won't tire,
JT_the_Man, a secret plan—
Ready to rise, lead the clan.

Changes made, the shift begins:
DenieD to wing, for daring spins.
Cubs2Lions now half-forward fleet,
dogs105 in ruck complete.
HARPSichord joins the forward cast,
As wonders surge to stand steadfast.

West Coast’s finest, in their stride,
Their spirit strong, their heads held high.
Each selection, a tale of might—
Onward they march into the fight!​

cringe

B: Ressies SwampPig / NinjaSwan / Oisin_the_Goat
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / croweater 41
C: DenieD / Giant YoYo / BigChippa52
HF: HARPSichord / akkaps / Cubs2Lions
F: jezzajay / BFew / BallaratBulldog
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Rubber Arm / JT_the_Man

 

[HARPSichord]

Golden grip winner 2022 and 2023.

ClarkeM coming for that title this year. Been in fine form in the post game shower recently.

 

[Giant YoYo]

Wonders,

I was wondering how to announce this weeks team selection.

So, as Pugsley suggested, I put my helmet on and got my crayons out i have no creative bone in my body and used chatgpt

Enjoy a poem, I spent hours to create

West Coast wonders, hearts ablaze,
A team of stars in golden haze.
In every role, with pride they stand,
A mighty force across the land.

At the back, a trio strong:
Ressies SwampPig leads along.
NinjaSwan with swiftest flight,
Oisin_the_Goat, a fearless sight.

Half backs bring the solid wall—
SSwans2011, standing tall.
AnUltimateRessie, fierce and bold,
croweater 41, a grip of gold.

Centres power through the game,
DenieD ’s wild winds now claim.
Giant YoYo ’s endless spin,
BigChippa52 dives right in.

Half forwards shift to meet the call,
HARPSichord, with skill enthralls.
akkaps charges, fast and true,
Cubs2Lions roars anew.

Full forwards with their keen intent,
jezzajay, unstoppable, bent.
BFew ’s kicks fly like a blade,
BallaratBulldog in each raid.

Followers, the heart of the beat,
dogs105 moves with quickened feet.
Pamcake1 rises with the sun,
ClarkeM ’s power, second to none.

Interchange with eager fire:
Rubber Arm ’s force won't tire,
JT_the_Man, a secret plan—
Ready to rise, lead the clan.

Changes made, the shift begins:
DenieD to wing, for daring spins.
Cubs2Lions now half-forward fleet,
dogs105 in ruck complete.
HARPSichord joins the forward cast,
As wonders surge to stand steadfast.

West Coast’s finest, in their stride,
Their spirit strong, their heads held high.
Each selection, a tale of might—
Onward they march into the fight!​

cringe

B: Ressies SwampPig / NinjaSwan / Oisin_the_Goat
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / croweater 41
C: DenieD / Giant YoYo / BigChippa52
HF: HARPSichord / akkaps / Cubs2Lions
F: jezzajay / BFew / BallaratBulldog
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Rubber Arm / JT_the_Man

Greatest poem that there ever was.