Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Dragons FFC v West Coast Wonders at Ljp86's Lair

[BFew]

I blame my bowels

Try using more vowels

Aeiou eau oui oui

 

[BFew]

Dragons tear-down of the Wonders changerooms after the last time they lost to us.

 

[Giant YoYo]

 

[ClarkeM]

Try using more vowels

Aeiou eau oui oui

The dulcet vibrations must help with the movements?

 

[Giant YoYo]

Dragons tear-down of the Wonders changerooms after the last time they lost to us.

Wouldn't mind a repeat of this today.

 

[BFew]

The dulcet vibrations must help with the movements?

Yes. Vibrations are the goods.

 

[BFew]

Not sure but I can tell you we don't wear any

Avocado's don't shit.
They explode.

Hence I am alertly making sure that I use a DIY bomb disposal kit to surgically remove the nuts from my Avo's ASAP after purchase.

 

[T2B_]

Avocado's don't shit.
They explode.

Hence I am alertly making sure that I use a DIY bomb disposal kit to surgically remove the nuts from my Avo's ASAP after purchase.

Never had that problem. Where do you buy your avos from, Detroit?

 

[BFew]

Never had that problem. Where do you buy your avos from, Detroit?

The Wonders shop at the Colosseum.

They are next to the Wunderwear section.

 

[T2B_]

The Wonders shop at the Colosseum.

They are next to the Wunderwear section.

 

[BFew]

The Wonders RPL scrapped this archaic 5km rule years ago.

And we also replaced the pokies with reality space invaders and pacppl too.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/politics/huge-update-for-beer-and-schnitty-lovers-as-headscratching-law-scrapped/news-story/2dab4acfe44c651861b4f9f40ff48ae9

'The state government has vowed to overturn the “5km rule” - described as “head-scratching” and “pointless” - which has in the past deterred people from entering their local club.

Under current legislation, in order to enter a club, anyone living within a 5km radius must sign up to be a member, demonstrate membership to another club, or be signed in by a member.'

 

[Giant YoYo]

The Wonders RPL scrapped this archaic 5km rule years ago.

And we also replaced the pokies with reality space invaders and pacppl too.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/politics/huge-update-for-beer-and-schnitty-lovers-as-headscratching-law-scrapped/news-story/2dab4acfe44c651861b4f9f40ff48ae9

'The state government has vowed to overturn the “5km rule” - described as “head-scratching” and “pointless” - which has in the past deterred people from entering their local club.

Under current legislation, in order to enter a club, anyone living within a 5km radius must sign up to be a member, demonstrate membership to another club, or be signed in by a member.'

Best news.

I've actively avoided becoming a member of my local. Last thing I want or need is another card to carry around in my wallet.

Understand some have digital memberships too but not being a member probably saves me a bit of coin from regular attendances, lol.

 

[BFew]

The Colosseum pirts club has been very successful this year.

It's a kind of reverse strip club where fans who are not wearing very much go to become more clothed, and get rehab from too much pole dancing.

It mostly involves doing what ClarkeM likes doing most on his once a month day off.

 

[ClarkeM]

It mostly involves doing what @ClarkeM likes doing most on his once a month day off.

Spending my ****ing days off studying, this is such bullshit. I just want to go to a park and sit under the sun and cry.

 

[HARPSichord]

I love qootball

 

[BFew]

Has anyone seen dogs105 ?
Maybe he's hard studying too.

 

[DenieD]

Does that mean you are planning to only score 6 pointers again tomorrow?
One for each sausage.

Actually 6 goals per sausage. I can't do math, but that's a lot of goals.

 

[DenieD]

I wish, baby donkeys are cute.

Instead, I am well something for people with a particularly strange taste take DenieD for example.

Strange taste indeed

 

[BFew]

Actually 6 goals per sausage. I can't do math, but that's a lot of goals.

Good to see you playing in a Wonderful new position (W) later today.

Flying high with Barbs has paid off.

 

[BFew]

Wonders Wingers are usually so hot, that we have to have additional emergency services on hand in case things get a bit too hot.

 

[ClarkeM]

I just want to crack some skulls

 

[T2B_]

Good to see you playing in a Wonderful new position (W) later today.

Flying high with Barbs has paid off.

Thank **** , Plastic Fantastic kicked too many goals against us at FF

 

[DenieD]

I just want to crack some skulls

 

[BFew]

Thank **** , Plastic Fantastic kicked too many goals against us at FF

Who do you think has been playing FF for the Wonders all this Season and has scored at least 3 goals every game so far this season?

 

[DenieD]

Thank **** , Plastic Fantastic kicked too many goals against us at FF

If you're lucky you will get to see me kick a few from the midfield. I'm just that good.