Proper Gander
Owl whisperer and secret agent
I’ve just had my second. I was minding my own business drinking a can of kombucha and a bird crapped on my headAs they say, when life gives you rhubarb, make rhubarbade.
In other news, due to a series of events that do not need to be explored in any great detail, I am having my third shower of the day and it's only 1:30. Life works in mysterious ways.