State of Origin Series XIX Round 1: Allies v Vic Metro at the Gabba

[James Colorado]

Watch out or you'll be smashed avo.

I'm sure there's a joke about us Vic Metro players having smashed avo on toast for breakfast there somewhere...

In a lane way, drinking overpriced coffee, seated on milk crates, admiring graffiti and ignoring the rampant crime wave around us, etc.

 

[Dingster]

I'm sure there's a joke about us Vic Metro players having smashed avo on toast for breakfast there somewhere...

In a lane way, drinking overpriced coffee, seated on milk crates, admiring graffiti and ignoring the rampant crime wave around us, etc.

There's no place like home.

 

[beez]

 

[James Colorado]

There's no place like home.

I click my heels together three times and am at Flinders St Station.

 

[Dingster]

I click my heels together three times and am at Flinders St Station.

You're homeless.

 

[James Colorado]

You're homeless.

I have my home right here with all my well adjusted SFA friends

 

[PMBangers]

that's right bangers I was sitting on a couch at revs while you were still dreaming of moving to the big smoke

Those couches have a permanent imprint of my butt thanks pal

 

[cooney]

My commitment to punctual and scrupulous team sheet submission is carrying over from club land to SOO:

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Vic Metro Official Teamsheet

Round 1 v Allies
B: James Colorado / NaturalDisaster / spudmaster
HB: JackNah_8 / Gralin / cooney
C: Elmer_Judd / Bovo / kickthething
HF: beez / Senor M / gab213
F: Blaze Storm / PhenomenalV1 / myblueroan
FOLL: JT_the_Man / okeydoke7 / Muddiemoose
INT: Firestarter / DemonJim

CHANGES: N/A​

Wooooo!

 

[cooney]

Playing at half back this week?

Good to see you're resting me for the important games James Colorado

Next to cooney

Ooooh yeah woooo!

 

[Dingster]

I have my home right here with all my well adjusted SFA friends

Your familiia. Well adjusted

 

[Gralin]

Those couches have a permanent imprint of my butt thanks pal

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hello, all.

I love State of Origin Qootball. A chance to play alongside posters you wouldn’t normally to prove to them that you’re just as big a d*ckhead as you appear to be from a distance.

Now those doubting my ability to play midfield need a lesson. Though I am a renowned and legendary goal kicker, the fastest ever to this league to 1000 goals and a more impressive CV than anyone aside from the league’s creator at their time of gaining immortal status, I have also been a champion midfielder in another life.

Qooty had an additional home once, on a rival site known as The Animal Enclosure. This was many years ago and that site is presumably dead.

But in that league, I played for the Cougars as a midfielder and was, surprise surprise, a dominant force.

And in SoO, I’d like a run in the midfield to no doubt win player of the series and to show you the other strings to my bow.

Another history lesson for you. That rival league, called the RFFL, was led as administrator by Tarkyn_24. Who ran it into the ground.

When I led our own beloved Sweet FA, it went from strength to strength.

If you’re going to tell a story at least make it a truthful one. That competition was a resounding success until I stepped away.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I have my home right here with all my well adjusted SFA friends

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Stay Cool Grilly

 

[T2B_]

I have my home right here with all my well adjusted SFA friends

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Hiya all,


I am on a winning streak - Lets do this Allies!!!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I fully intend for this match to be my demo reel for what you can expect from me in S38.

Back at my natural home of full-forward, I'm expecting a lazy 10 goal haul against the rugby states.

 

[moginie]

Hiya all,
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I am on a winning streak - Lets do this Allies!!!

 

[Strigoi]

I’m ready. My uniform still fits, too!

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I fully intend for this match to be my demo reel for what you can expect from me in S38.

Back at my natural home of full-forward, I'm expecting a lazy 10 goal haul against the rugby states.

Same.

Curb stomping my way to victory and becoming a champion.

Oh wait.

I'm barking up the wrong tree here.

 

[Dingster]

Same.

Curb stomping my way to victory and becoming a champion.

Oh wait.

I'm barking up the wrong tree here.

Prime time Duggan

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Same.

Curb stomping my way to victory and becoming a champion.

Oh wait.

I'm barking up the wrong tree here.

I literally named your finishing move version of the Curb Stomp after the Nostalgia Critic as a joke.

It's a miracle you still had a main event spot after Kennedy Parker left the company.

 

[moginie]

I’m ready. My uniform still fits, too!

Great being teammates again!

 

[Gralin]

Great being teammates again!

 

[moginie]

Don't worry mate. We'll be back together in season 38.