State of Origin Series XIX - Round 4 - Victoria Metro vs South Australia @ MCG

[Brenton Davy]

Hello fellow South Aussies. Yes it’s true I’m a Victorian Port Magpies Crows supporter. In my spare time I like cooking up roadkill and using a permanent marker to graffiti the ocean. I don’t talk to dead people because you can’t shut the bloody stiff’s up!

I can see why your teammates want to see you flattened…

 

[Blaze Storm]

Would you like a craft beer?

Ew

 

[Bovo]

I can see why your teammates want to see you flattened…

look me in the eyes and say that!

 

[philreich]

Would you like a craft beer?

I'm right into CRAFT - it stands for Can't Remember A F***ing Thing!!!

 

[Pugsley]

SA's "banter" seems to mainly comprise of boomer Facebook memes.

Times like these make me wish big_icky had been able to avoid detection for another month. At least the we'd have someone halfway intelligent to talk to.

 

[philreich]

Wife says, "Our neighbours are so much in love. He kisses her, strokes her hair, and cuddles her regularly. Why don't you do that?"

Husband says, "Because I don't know her very well yet."

 

[Cadsky]

Metro hey? The poor man's version of the Counts.

 

[Pugsley]

Metro hey? The poor man's version of the Counts.

Poor version of something.

 

[Gralin]

Metro hey? The poor man's version of the Counts.

We might be financially poor due to cost of living but it's nice to be in a different state to Kochie

 

[myblueroan]

Metro hey? The poor man's version of the Counts.

Q What is the best thing to come out of Adelaide ?
A The road to Melbourne.

Q What is wrong with Adelaide ?
A They didn't build it close enough to a major city.

Q With Daylight Saving, what time is it in Adelaide ?
A 1985.

 

[Gralin]

Q What is the best thing to come out of Adelaide ?
A The road to Melbourne.

Q What is wrong with Adelaide ?
A They didn't build it close enough to a major city.

Q With Daylight Saving, what time is it in Adelaide ?
A 1985.

 

[myblueroan]

 

[cooney]

Wooo let’s get another win!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Wooo let’s get another win!

I love your spirit, it's that perfect mix of apathy and enthusiasm that I aspire to reach.

 

[Cadsky]

We might be financially poor due to cost of living but it's nice to be in a different state to Kochie

Q What is the best thing to come out of Adelaide ?
A The road to Melbourne.

Q What is wrong with Adelaide ?
A They didn't build it close enough to a major city.

Q With Daylight Saving, what time is it in Adelaide ?
A 1985.

I feel like these were meant to insult me but honestly I haven't lived there in forever. I've spent more of my life in Melbourne and even Brisbane and I've only been here for a little over 2 years.

 

[spudmaster]

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If that isn't the most adorable little puggy yawn I've ever seen

 

[Pugsley]

If that isn't the most adorable little puggy yawn I've ever seen

The pug needs sleep. 12 hours in airports is tiring.

 

[philreich]

The pug needs sleep. 12 hours in airports is tiring.

Just watch a Farmer Wants a Wife replay - you'll be asleep in no time.

 

[Gralin]

I feel like these were meant to insult me but honestly I haven't lived there in forever. I've spent more of my life in Melbourne and even Brisbane and I've only been here for a little over 2 years.

Thinking it's all about you Cads isn't being a very good team mate

 

[Cadsky]

Thinking it's all about you Cads isn't being a very good team mate

It is all about me. What are you on about?

 

[Gralin]

It is all about me. What are you on about?

How Victoria is better than South Australia at qooty

 

[Cadsky]

How Victoria is better than South Australia at qooty

No

 

[philreich]

Thinking it's all about you Cads isn't being a very good team mate

So we're even - that's been okey's schtick forever.

 

[Gralin]

So we're even - that's been okey's schtick forever.

So you're suggesting Cadsky is in the middle of a rebrand to okey-lite?

 

[Cadsky]

So you're suggesting Cadsky is in the middle of a rebrand to okey-lite?

I have been for years