Resource SFA Sign Up & Information Thread Season 23 - NEW PLAYERS APPLY INSIDE

[brahj]

You had the nerve to call the Hawks insipid but joined the team regarded by the league as the worst ever.

Excellent.

...and triggered the admin. Who is this ****in' guy? I want to buy his t-shirt.

 

[pantskyle]

You had the nerve to call the Hawks insipid but joined the team regarded by the league as the worst ever.

Excellent.

Triggered.

 

[pantskyle]

Next on my list of teams that fall miserably below my standards is the Hawks.
Its not so much the players on this team that bother me (although they are a lackluster collection of nobodies if ever there was) rather it is the temerity of naming such an insipid lot after the mighty hawks.

Which brings me to the Bombers
Again its not so much the players that offend me as the captain.
Playing under HaroLad must be about as much fun as having a deepheat coated catheter inserted by a trainee nurse.

On the subject of a sharp stabbing pain Nakia made a such a good case for me to join the mighty Royals that when Hoooops backed him up I found it impossible to say no.

Luckily this was only because I was laughing so hard at the thought I was barely able to breath, let alone type.

Apparently there are a few other minnow clubs like the Furries, DragQueens etc. but you know lol!

Anyway the choice was obvious right from the start- Im the last piece of the puzzle that the Wolves have been missing to assume their rightful place as the real powerhouse side of the competition.

willo sign me up mate.
I've got my suit, I've got my board- Im ready to hit the surf.

Welcome to the best team in the league.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Welcome to the best team in the league.

I must have read his post wrong. I'm sure he rejected the Royals.

On that note welcome to Gold City William Wonka

 

[Red mist]

You seem to pass the check, I mean you don't have an underscore between your first and last name but just in case

Red mist - Do you know this one?

Not very well. Sure to be a fine addition for the Wolves by the looks.

Ahhhhhh.
So you're asking "Are you Red mist ?"
No.
I post in something vaguely resembling English.

Welcome to the Sweet FA.

 

[pantskyle]

I must have read his post wrong. I'm sure he rejected the Royals.

On that note welcome to Gold City William Wonka

If the Royals are so good why do you keep leaving them?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

If the Royals are so good why do you keep leaving them?

I've left them once.

If the Wolves are the best team in the league why has it taken you 8 seasons to make your debut for the club?

 

[pantskyle]

I've left them once.

If the Wolves are the best team in the league why has it taken you 8 seasons to make your debut for the club?

Because they became the best team once I joined.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Because they became the best team once I joined.

In the words of Clarkey, lol.

 

[pantskyle]

In the words of Clarkey, lol.

That's how far you have dropped.

To think I came very close to joining the Royals, old Blacky just took a little too long to pull the trigger. Imagine if I had, you would finally be playing for the best team in the league.

In the words of Clarkey, .

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

That's how far you have dropped.

To think I came very close to joining the Royals, old Blacky just took a little too long to pull the trigger. Imagine if I had, you would finally be playing for the best team in the league.

In the words of Clarkey, .

I wouldn't have taken so long to pull the trigger.

As it turns out you did that yourself.

 

[pantskyle]

I wouldn't have taken so long to pull the trigger.

As it turns out you did that yourself.

Well if you're ever in need of assistance, happy to help.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Well if you're ever in need of assistance, happy to help.

I'm sure you're capable of handling it yourself.

 

[pantskyle]

I sure you're capable of handling it yourself.

Depends on how many waters I have.

 

[Blacky]

That's how far you have dropped.

To think I came very close to joining the Royals, old Blacky just took a little too long to pull the trigger. Imagine if I had, you would finally be playing for the best team in the league.

In the words of Clarkey, .

My hesitation was the result of it feeling like I was robbing UNICEF

 

[The Filth Wizard]

...and triggered the admin. Who is this ****in' guy? I want to buy his t-shirt.

Not at all, I find his moxie impressive.

 

[brahj]

Well if you're ever in need of assistance, happy to help.

Uncle Nakia?

 

[William Wonka]

Not at all, I find his moxie impressive.

So you've seen my later work
"Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory XXX"

 

[The Filth Wizard]

So you've seen my later work
"Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory XXX"

Your use of the great glass elevator was very creative.

 

[William Wonka]

Your use of the great glass elevator was very creative.

You sir have the eye of an aficionado.
Most focus on the everlasting gobstopper scene.

 

[Hoooops]

Any reason for asking this Hoooops or are you just trying to chase up some old boyfriends?

You got me. I totally had a thing for Sam Barney.

 

[Matera92]

Name (Your Username is your player name): JoshWoodenSpoon
Preferred position 1: Left Wing
Preferred position 2: Right Wing
Preferred position 3: HBF
Number: 55
Height: 189cm
Weight: 88kg
Preferred Team (if you have one): Bears
How did you hear about the SFA?: Through a friend, played some respectable seasons with the Bombers.

Welcome to the Bears!

 

[Footypie32]

He'll fit in to my fist.

He'll do well to find a time when it's empty.

 

[The City Boyz]

Can I apply here?

 

[HaroLad]

Can I apply here?

Yes, welcome to the Baghdad Bombers.