You should see a doctor, I dont think a healthy man can make that kind of smell.
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You should see a doctor, I dont think a healthy man can make that kind of smell.
Hockey: Don't worry, Tony, I've come up with a perfectly balanced budget. There will be exactly enough money for you, me, our cabinet, and the wealthy, if we make a few small sacrifices.
Abbott: Uh huh...
Hockey: From now on, we do medical research, not that fancy climate change kind.
[Turnbull punches the wall]
Hockey: And only rich kids can go to college.
Turnbull & Pyne: Fine.
[Abbott smiles]
Abbott: Uh huh...
Hockey: From now on, we do medical research, not that fancy climate change kind.
[Turnbull punches the wall]
Hockey: And only rich kids can go to college.
Turnbull & Pyne: Fine.
[Abbott smiles]
Moe: Someone else!
Crowd: Yaaaay! Someone else, someone else, someone else!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national...-a-more-popular-liberal-leader-than-pm-abbott
Crowd: Yaaaay! Someone else, someone else, someone else!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national...-a-more-popular-liberal-leader-than-pm-abbott
But you let in Vladimir Glumplich
Westerberg
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Sarah Ferguson: Thank you for joining us Prime Minister. You have successfully axed the Carbon Tax, does your government have any intention of implementing meaningful environmental reform?
Tony Abbott: Oh, so Mother Nature needs a favor. Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys. Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well, I say hard cheese.
Ferguson: But nature's not our enemy.
Abbott: Well, surely you agree we can do without her.
Ferguson: No, I don't agree.
Andrew Bolt: No? How dare you question the Prime Minister.
Abbott: I'll handle it, Bolt. [Chuckles] Shut up, little girl. If I had spent my life listening to dismal Doras like you I wouldn't have a 40% approval rating.
Ferguson: But according to the most recent poll you only have 38% approval rating.
Abbott: I, uh- l- [Stutters]
Bolt: Um, actually, sir it's, uh, considerably less than that.
Abbott: I, um, have to go.
Tony Abbott: Oh, so Mother Nature needs a favor. Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys. Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well, I say hard cheese.
Ferguson: But nature's not our enemy.
Abbott: Well, surely you agree we can do without her.
Ferguson: No, I don't agree.
Andrew Bolt: No? How dare you question the Prime Minister.
Abbott: I'll handle it, Bolt. [Chuckles] Shut up, little girl. If I had spent my life listening to dismal Doras like you I wouldn't have a 40% approval rating.
Ferguson: But according to the most recent poll you only have 38% approval rating.
Abbott: I, uh- l- [Stutters]
Bolt: Um, actually, sir it's, uh, considerably less than that.
Abbott: I, um, have to go.
Brandis: To start, press any key.
Where's the any key? I see "Esk," "Catarl" and "Pigup."
There doesn't seem to be any any key! Whew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll order a tab.
Oh! No time for that now, the computer's starting.
"RAID BERNARD COLLAERY: YES/NO"
Y-E-S
"COLLAERY'S HOME RAIDED"
Hmm. Not too shabby
"STOP ONLINE PIRACY: YES/NO"
N-O. "PIRACY IS BAD FOR RUPERT"
Hehe, oh this is hard, where's my tab?
Okay yes, stop the stupid piracy.
..........
"BUY $15,000 BOOKCASE"
Y-E-S.
"RECLASSIFY EAST JERUSALEM"
Y-E-S.
"TRY TO CHANGE 18-C"
Well people have a right to be bigots, so give me a Y, give me a...Hey! All I have to type is Y.
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^^
[To Abbott] Heyyy Mr-Doesn't-Find-Me-Attractive-Sexually-Anymore, I just tripled my productivity!
[To Abbott] Heyyy Mr-Doesn't-Find-Me-Attractive-Sexually-Anymore, I just tripled my productivity!
Regarding the Riots in Scotland after the "No" vote.
"Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots.
Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
"Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots.
Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
Abbott: Terror! Terror! TERROR!
Credlin: Oh no! who do we blame? Blair,.. Bush,.. ooh Muslims!
Shorten: Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic!
Abbott: Get parliament into lockdown! Move it, this is not a drill!
Abbott: Good work everyone, we're sure to be first in line to deploy troops.
Shorten: You raised the terror alert to boost your approval rating?
Abbott: I know, I'm a character.
Credlin: Oh no! who do we blame? Blair,.. Bush,.. ooh Muslims!
Shorten: Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic!
Abbott: Get parliament into lockdown! Move it, this is not a drill!
Abbott: Good work everyone, we're sure to be first in line to deploy troops.
Shorten: You raised the terror alert to boost your approval rating?
Abbott: I know, I'm a character.
Dr Mephesto
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Vladimir Putin on Rock Bottom.
Godfery Jones: But first, Ukraine were on their way to becoming apart European union, before that slimy Soviet scum-bag named Vladimir Putin came in and stole their beloved naval-based peninsula away from them in "Cri-me-a River"!
Vladimir Putin (with clock fluctuating in the background): Ukraine wanted to join the EU, then I noticed she had some... sweeeet... lannnnd, so I grabbed her... sweeeet... lannnnd. Oh just thinking about her.... lannnnd. I just wish I had her... sweeeet... sweeeet... s...s...ssweeeeeet lannnnd.
Godfery Jones: So Mr. Putin you admit to annexing Crimea? What do you have to say in defense?
*Still image of Vladimir Putin with a dirty look on his face shows.*
Godfery Jones: Mr. Putin, your silence will only discriminate you further.
*Camera zooms into the still image centred at Putin's face*
Godfery Jones: No Mr. Putin, don't take your rebels out on me... Get Back! Get Back!... Mr... Mr. Putin!.... NOOOOOO!!!!!
Disclaimer: Dramatization. May not have happened.
Godfery Jones: But first, Ukraine were on their way to becoming apart European union, before that slimy Soviet scum-bag named Vladimir Putin came in and stole their beloved naval-based peninsula away from them in "Cri-me-a River"!
Vladimir Putin (with clock fluctuating in the background): Ukraine wanted to join the EU, then I noticed she had some... sweeeet... lannnnd, so I grabbed her... sweeeet... lannnnd. Oh just thinking about her.... lannnnd. I just wish I had her... sweeeet... sweeeet... s...s...ssweeeeeet lannnnd.
Godfery Jones: So Mr. Putin you admit to annexing Crimea? What do you have to say in defense?
*Still image of Vladimir Putin with a dirty look on his face shows.*
Godfery Jones: Mr. Putin, your silence will only discriminate you further.
*Camera zooms into the still image centred at Putin's face*
Godfery Jones: No Mr. Putin, don't take your rebels out on me... Get Back! Get Back!... Mr... Mr. Putin!.... NOOOOOO!!!!!
Disclaimer: Dramatization. May not have happened.
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Announcer: Bill Shorten, why should people vote for you instead of Prime Minister Abbott?
Shorten: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your country is doomed. DOOMED!
Announcer: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from Bill Shorten.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, 56-year-old candidate, Tony Abbott.
Abbott: Burqas for all.
[crowd boos]
Very well, no burqas for anyone.
[crowd boos]
Hmm... Burqas for some, miniature Australian flags for others.
[crowd cheers and waves miniature flags]
Shorten: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your country is doomed. DOOMED!
Announcer: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from Bill Shorten.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, 56-year-old candidate, Tony Abbott.
Abbott: Burqas for all.
[crowd boos]
Very well, no burqas for anyone.
[crowd boos]
Hmm... Burqas for some, miniature Australian flags for others.
[crowd cheers and waves miniature flags]
"Old grey mare.. she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.."
GOAUS!
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Shorten: Young friends, my opponent, Tony Abbott, is confused about your health system. Do you what he does? He flip flops! Sometimes, he doesn't know whether he's coming or going! He wants to sell your future short!
Ian MacDonald: Well, as Ms. Hanson-Young already mentioned, the report was about children in detention. It's about these... illegal aliens. Illegal aliens with...
dark-coloured skin. And non-Christian values! And anti-Australian views!... Did I mention this report was written by a woman named Gillian Triggs? And published by the partisan people at the HRC.
So, in conclusion, on the Liberal scale of one to ten, ten being 'highly biased', one being 'Liberal paraphernalia', and five being average, I give this report... a nine. Any questions?
[hands go up]
Nope? Then I'll just sit down.
Sarah Hanson-Young: Senator, did you read the report?
MacDonald: Ms. Hanson-Young, I am insulted. Is this a senate enquiry, or a witch hunt?
SHY: Then perhaps you'd like to tell us the location of the detention centre.
MacDonald: Nauru, Manus Island, Christmas Island, Cambodia, Malaysia... Malaysia?
SHY: Sit down senator, I'll see you in question time.
dark-coloured skin. And non-Christian values! And anti-Australian views!... Did I mention this report was written by a woman named Gillian Triggs? And published by the partisan people at the HRC.
So, in conclusion, on the Liberal scale of one to ten, ten being 'highly biased', one being 'Liberal paraphernalia', and five being average, I give this report... a nine. Any questions?
[hands go up]
Nope? Then I'll just sit down.
Sarah Hanson-Young: Senator, did you read the report?
MacDonald: Ms. Hanson-Young, I am insulted. Is this a senate enquiry, or a witch hunt?
SHY: Then perhaps you'd like to tell us the location of the detention centre.
MacDonald: Nauru, Manus Island, Christmas Island, Cambodia, Malaysia... Malaysia?
SHY: Sit down senator, I'll see you in question time.
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Haha
Lisa: Remember Dad, "All glory is fleeting."
Homer: So?
Lisa: "Beware the Ides of March."
Homer: No!
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All right, Tony, I'm not gonna lie to you. There's a good chance you can beat Shorten. But you gotta visualize how you're gonna win, okay?'
Gotcha.
A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Shorten moments before he was sworn in.
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