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The Monkeys weren't about music, Marge. They were about rebellion and political and social upheaval!
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Brockman: Mr Burns, you mentioned you wanted an opening tirade?
Mr. Burns: Yes, thank you Kent. In 15 minutes I will unleash a terrible vengeance on this city. No one will be spared! NO ONE!
Brockman: [chuckling] A chilling vision of things to come.
GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Duffman: Duffman says a lotta things, oooooh yeah!
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Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big finish]
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!
Monty Burns: Oh, Mother Nature needs a favor does she? Should've thought of that when she was bombarding us with draughts and plagues and poison monkeys! Mother Nature started the war for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing? Well I say 'hard cheese'.
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Let's hit the f*ken road!
Some of Monty Burns' best work.
One from Futurama (see if you can tell which is Jack Johnson and which is John Jackson):
[One of the candidates, Jack Johnson, begins the debate.]
JOHNSON: It's time someone had the courage to stand up and say: "I'm against those things that everybody hates".
[The other candidate is John Jackson.]
JACKSON: Now I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man but, quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said!
FRY: These are the candidates? They sound like clones. Wait a minute. They are clones!
[One of the candidates, Jack Johnson, begins the debate.]
JOHNSON: It's time someone had the courage to stand up and say: "I'm against those things that everybody hates".
[The other candidate is John Jackson.]
JACKSON: Now I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man but, quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said!
FRY: These are the candidates? They sound like clones. Wait a minute. They are clones!
Another from Futurama (picture of stoned guy shown):
AMY: So, is it true you can make all kinds of shirts and ropes out of hemp?
STONED GUY: Dave's not here, man.
AMY: I also heard hemp makes great shampoo.
STONED GUY: It does? No way! I gotta check out this brochure!
[Stoned Guy picks up a burger and munches on it.]
AMY: So, is it true you can make all kinds of shirts and ropes out of hemp?
STONED GUY: Dave's not here, man.
AMY: I also heard hemp makes great shampoo.
STONED GUY: It does? No way! I gotta check out this brochure!
[Stoned Guy picks up a burger and munches on it.]
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Homer: Well I'm sorry my opponent doesn't think enough of you all to turn up
*Ray Patterson bursts in*: I'm sorry I'm late, SOMEBODY cut my brakes
Homer: Well that means you should've got here early.
Homer: How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness?
Regarding all politicians:
(the episode where the town digs up the remains of an angel)
Lisa anouncing to the crowd: "i have taken a piece of the skeleton for scientific research. Soon we will have all the facts."
Homer (politicians):"Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that is even remotely true. Fact smacts."
(the episode where the town digs up the remains of an angel)
Lisa anouncing to the crowd: "i have taken a piece of the skeleton for scientific research. Soon we will have all the facts."
Homer (politicians):"Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that is even remotely true. Fact smacts."
Mr Burns: Smithers theres a rocket in my pocket.
Smithers: You don't have to tell me sir.
Homer: And to think, you wanted me to crawl, Marge. Well, this man doesn't crawl, he stands tall, that rhymes, Marge, and you know it rhymes, admit it!
Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
Marge: Well, you know what we say: the right house for the right person.
Lionel Hutz: I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The right house is the house that's for sale. And the right person is anyone.
Homer: Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
“We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!”
“We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!”
HaHaHa, brilliant! 
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Mr. Burns: No one will want to kiss me after this, eh, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, it's their loss, sir.
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