Marge: You're only hearing what you want to here.
Homer: Thanks, I'd love an omlette right about now.
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Marge: You're only hearing what you want to here.
Homer: Thanks, I'd love an omlette right about now.
Shelbyville: ...Yes, and marry our cousins.
Jebediah: What are you talking about, Shelbyville!? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville: Because they’re so attractive.
Take your pick.
Homer: I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: "Cover for me".
Number 2: "Oh, good idea boss".
Number 3: "It was like that when I got here".
Homer: I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: "Cover for me".
Number 2: "Oh, good idea boss".
Number 3: "It was like that when I got here".
More describing the relationship than an actual discussion between Rudd and Gillard.
Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?
Homer: Of course not Marge, just for the rest of his life.
Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting last night at the bar. Apparently, he doesn't really love Selma, and the marriage is just a sham to help his career.
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Take your pick.
Homer: I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: "Cover for me".
Number 2: "Oh, good idea boss".
Number 3: "It was like that when I got here".
Ah Tibor. How many times has that guy saved my butt?
Average Joe Public on the new flood levy.
Homer: What? This is the highest tax increase in history!
Lisa: Actually it's the lowest tax increase in history, Dad.
Homer: I pay the Homer tax. Let the bears pay the bear tax.
Lisa: That's Home Owners tax, Dad.
Homer: What? This is the highest tax increase in history!
Lisa: Actually it's the lowest tax increase in history, Dad.
Homer: I pay the Homer tax. Let the bears pay the bear tax.
Lisa: That's Home Owners tax, Dad.
"Temporary refund adjustment."
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"Temporary refund adjustment."
That's exactly what I thought of when Gillard introduced her new ta . . . uh, levy.
Ned: Ooh, what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a flogging?
Homer: Well, yeah
Nah it was more like this
Ned: Ooh, what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a flogging?
Homer: Well, yeah
Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further! (the frozen image of Homer begins to slowly zoom in) No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! M-Mr. Simpson! NOOOO
Bart: What the hell is the "Southern hemisphere"?
Flanders: Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. Well I say that there are some things we don't want to know... Important things!
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Demetriou: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the 1 billion dollars from the TV rights deal.
Goodes: Don't you mean one point two five billion dollars?
Demetriou: Er, ar, of course. How silly of me.
Goodes: Don't you mean one point two five billion dollars?
Demetriou: Er, ar, of course. How silly of me.
Regarding the DNA testing of "Osama's" dead body:
DNA guy: Ooh, nice eyelash. Yours?
Obama: No. We need to confirm if it belongs to Osama Bin Laden. We want a DNA test.
DNA guy: Ooh, ooh, ee, ooh, ooh, that takes, uh, eight to ten weeks.
Obama: [sighs, hands him a carton of cigarettes]
DNA guy: Did I say weeks? 'Cause I meant seconds.
DNA guy: Ooh, nice eyelash. Yours?
Obama: No. We need to confirm if it belongs to Osama Bin Laden. We want a DNA test.
DNA guy: Ooh, ooh, ee, ooh, ooh, that takes, uh, eight to ten weeks.
Obama: [sighs, hands him a carton of cigarettes]
DNA guy: Did I say weeks? 'Cause I meant seconds.
Marge: Where'd you get all the money?
Grampa: The government. I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if they miss one payment, I'll raise hell!
Homer: And we can't watch Fox because they own those Chemical Weapons plants in Syria!
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