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Politics Simpsons Moments that match Australian/Worldwide Politics
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Eric Abetz right now:
Artie Ziff: Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn’t tell anybody about my busy hands. Not so much for myself. But I am so respected it would damage the town to hear it.
Skinner: I still don’t understand Clancy, why give up your job as a small town Police Chief to set up a detective shop in New Orleans?
Wiggum: Oh lots of reasons, I suppose. Got kicked off the force for one thing.
Skinner: For massive corruption.
Wiggum: For massive–exactly.
VineyIsLORD
Norm Smith Medallist
- May 6, 2016
- 5,437
- 5,362
- AFL Club
- Melbourne
- Banned
- #359
Daniel Andrews today appeared to endorse the idea that the western distributor be named the Matlock Expressway.
Not joking.
Not joking.
Forward Press
Hall of Famer
Peter Dutton's latest gaffe:
VineyIsLORD
Norm Smith Medallist
- May 6, 2016
- 5,437
- 5,362
- AFL Club
- Melbourne
- Banned
- #361
Daniel Andrews is killing it.
"Okay, it's time for the best part of the Premier's job – removing 50 of Melbourne's worst level crossings.
Now, while I wasn't able to cut every level crossing, I have cut a lot of them.
Centre Rd, Clayton: you're cut.
High St, Reservoir: you're cut.
Burke Rd, you're gone.
Eel Race Rd, I like the sound of your name. That's why it was so hard to cut you.
Congratulations, the rest of you made the team.
Except all of you listed here - you're also cut."
"Okay, it's time for the best part of the Premier's job – removing 50 of Melbourne's worst level crossings.
Now, while I wasn't able to cut every level crossing, I have cut a lot of them.
Centre Rd, Clayton: you're cut.
High St, Reservoir: you're cut.
Burke Rd, you're gone.
Eel Race Rd, I like the sound of your name. That's why it was so hard to cut you.
Congratulations, the rest of you made the team.
Except all of you listed here - you're also cut."
Homer: Hey, I said I was sorry.
*Mobsters stop shooting*
Homer: Sorry you're all such jerks!
*Mobsters resume shooting*
David Cameron in six months time.
- Sep 16, 2006
- 36,322
- 36,393
- AFL Club
- West Coast
Some gold on FB today LOL
- Sep 15, 2011
- 33,434
- 52,363
- AFL Club
- West Coast
That's stellar work right there.
Mayor Quimby: I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies, but as Gabbo would say: I'm a bad wittle boy.
Classic.
To be fair she was wearing a restrictive neck tie when she said that.
Fat Tony: Greetings, Homer.
Homer: Hey! Fat Tony! You still with the mafia?
Fat Tony: Uh, uh, yes, I am. Thank you for asking. Now Homer, as you no doubt recall, you were done a favor by our, uh -- how shall I say -- mafia crime syndicate.
Homer: Ohhh yeahhh.
Fat Tony: Now the time has come for you to do us a favor.
Homer: You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?? Ohhh, Fat Tony! I will say good day to you, sir!
Fat Tony: Greetings, Homer.
Homer: Hey! Fat Tony! You still with the mafia?
Fat Tony: Uh, uh, yes, I am. Thank you for asking. Now Homer, as you no doubt recall, you were done a favor by our, uh -- how shall I say -- mafia crime syndicate.
Homer: Ohhh yeahhh.
Fat Tony: Now the time has come for you to do us a favor.
Homer: You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?? Ohhh, Fat Tony! I will say good day to you, sir!
fat tony was knocked off
dumbell at barwon prison
