Official Team Thread Sin City Swamprats S26 Official Team Thread - Far Kern is new TopRat

[ShaunDuggan]

Awaiting your explaination on how the dude with the seventh most votes was runner up

Very Bradbury like

 

[Far Kern]

I’m proud of your lie SarahSmiles.

 

[Far Kern]

Alright, time to look forward, not back. I need a new signature, as correct as this one is, and as unarguable the theft and injury inflicted upon me.

All suggestions will be considered, but remember that I’m an arrogant flog and this will need to be reflected in a winning entry.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Alright, time to look forward, not back. I need a new signature, as correct as this one is, and as unarguable the theft and injury inflicted upon me.

All suggestions will be considered, but remember that I’m an arrogant flog and this will need to be reflected in a winning entry.

Far Kern, Captain, Leader, Legend.


(I stole this from a 442oons video...)

 

[Far Kern]

Far Kern, Captain, Leader, Legend.


(I stole this from a 442oons video...)

Most excellent arrogance.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Time for a new AV?

 

[Far Kern]

Time for a new AV?
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I see a great generational divide.

 

[I Dont Care]

We will always remember now that SS came second. Who really came second will be forgotten...

 

[Far Kern]

We will always remember now that SS came second. Who really came second will be forgotten...

And it is axiomatic, of course, that the second place getter is clearly the best.

 

[I Dont Care]

And it is axiomatic, of course, that the second place getter is clearly the best.

Yes. Yes of course...congratulations SarahSmiles

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Nice one Far Kern, I remember when Ant Bear referred to you as a future Swamprats captain about 5 games into your career. Good of you to finally fulfil your destiny, albeit a few seasons later than expected.

Now if you can pls move AB out of RR next season that would be great (You might need a forklift though).

 

[I Dont Care]

Nice one Far Kern, I remember when Ant Bear referred to you as a future Swamprats captain about 5 games into your career. Good of you to finally fulfil your destiny, albeit a few seasons later than expected.

Now if you can pls move AB out of RR next season that would be great (You might need a forklift though).

And I remember when you used to be a feisty young thing all bubbly and spam, swinging from a tentacle

 

[Kennedy Parker]

And I remember when you used to be a feisty young thing all bubbly and spam, swinging from a tentacle

Your memory betrays you IDC. I was never bubbly.

 

[I Dont Care]

Your memory betrays you IDC. I was never bubbly.

Oh yes...I think you were passed out by that stage

 

[Far Kern]

Nice one Far Kern, I remember when Ant Bear referred to you as a future Swamprats captain about 5 games into your career. Good of you to finally fulfil your destiny, albeit a few seasons later than expected.

Now if you can pls move AB out of RR next season that would be great (You might need a forklift though).

Thanks.

My first lie, and I trust, broken heart, as captain, will be the one where I promised Ant Bear he had Ruck Rover for as long as I was in charge. That was the kicker that finally got him out of the job too. Can’t believe he fell for it.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

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[I Dont Care]

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What.....is this an invitation? Will there be non-stop whiskey and women? Is there a dress code?

 

[philreich]

What.....is this an invitation? Will there be non-stop whiskey and women? Is there a dress code?

IDC - you have so much to learn. This is a Bears B&F: there is no dress code, because clothes are strictly forbidden!!!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

What.....is this an invitation? Will there be non-stop whiskey and women? Is there a dress code?

The whiskey only stops in the case of global annihilation. The women are free to stop as they please.

 

[philreich]

The whiskey only stops in the case of global annihilation. The women are free to stop as they please.

There was a measure of global annihilation in the season 26 grand final - will the Furies ever recover???

 

[Barrybran]

IDC - you have so much to learn. This is a Bears B&F: there is no dress code, because clothes are strictly forbidden!!!

Fancy asking if there's whiskey in Las Vegas

 

[philreich]

Fancy asking if there's whiskey in Las Vegas

It's a bit like asking if Collingwood chokes in September.

 

[I Dont Care]

Fancy asking if there's whiskey in Las Vegas

Some of you cretins drink whisky

 

[I Dont Care]

IDC - you have so much to learn. This is a Bears B&F: there is no dress code, because clothes are strictly forbidden!!!

The bears I know where collar and tie

 

[WaynesWorld19]

The bears I know where collar and tie
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IDC ....you're smarter than the average Bear