Shane Heard
Brownlow Medallist
- Mar 11, 2018
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AFLW 2024 - Round 9 - Indigenous Round - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
So do I need flights to Perth or Brisbane to sneak in this year?
Like we will let you guys in.So do I need flights to Perth or Brisbane to sneak in this year?
More worried about how to breach WA’s border rules tbh
More worried about how to breach WA’s border rules tbh
You guys have pretty empty stadiums already don't you? Or was there just no interest in Melb v WC?Nah, if they give us the GF we are totally Tokyoing the whole thing - it’s Perth People only up until the last minute when some FIFO worker tests positive and it’s a played in front of an empty stadium.
You guys have pretty empty stadiums already don't you? Or was there just no interest in Melb v WC?
Just rent a different house 5km apart every few days untill you reach the Vic border.I can’t travel more than 5k’s from my home let alone getting to Perth.
Anne beadell hwy m8its a long trek through the desert keeping off the nullarbor road
a huge off road motor bike is your only chance
bring a tire repair kit with you
Sell your house and live in a caravan. Grey nomad your home across the countryJust rent a different house 5km apart every few days untill you reach the Vic border.
Anne beadell hwy m8
Long Range fuel tank and a couple jerries of diesel will see you through
Anyone else's new hero is Jarvo, the bloke that snuck onto the field during the 2nd Test between England and India?
India’s first white player? Legendary.
Nerves of steel…more front than Myers
India’s first white player? Legendary.
Nerves of steel…more front than Myers
and he's been at it again. This time he walked out to pitch padded up and took strike before security caught up with him. There's no way Aussie security would let you get that far.
'Jarvo 69' to be banned for life : Jarvo releases full video - Cricwire
YouTuber Daniel Jarvis aka “Jarvo 69”, who has intruded into the field of play during the last Test match atContinue Readingwww.cricwire.lk
How we got from sneaking into the Grand Final to a hostage situation I’m not quite sure, but as long as I can get a pic with my hostages I guess it works out.Grand Final now confirmed for Perth. WA is a big state to sneak into and Optus Stadium security is not as tight-ass as the MCG. It's a Target Rich Environment.
So, here's the plan for those of us in Eastern states:
What could possibly go wrong.
- Hitch hike in the back of a truck across the Nullabor (WA border authorities have grown complacent after those truckies from NSW tested negative).
- Serve out 14 day quarantine period in a Kalgoorlie brothel safe house.
- There's an obscure rear entrance to the Optus Stadium underground car park on the Swan River bridge side. Walk in like you're meant to be there and go up to ground floor in the goods lift.
- If asked, tell them you've got a role in the pre-game entertainment, or you're another obscure Channel 7 boundary commentator that no one's ever heard of.
- If number (4) fails, give a completely empty, vacuous look as if you you don't have a clue what's going on. They'll think you're Hamish McLachlan and escort you out on the ground to be the MC.
- If number (5) fails, get angry, put on a sense of entitlement and say "Don't you know who I am?" and they'll be convinced you're Hamish McLachlan.
- If (4), (5) and (6) all fail, abandon the mission and implement Plan Z: carjack one of the Hiluxes from the motorcade of retiring players and make a dash for freedom (with retiring player still in the car, for use as hostage if required). Drive out of the car park and turn East onto the Graham Farmer Freeway (BTW: very generous of those Sandgropers to name their main drag after a Geelong player).
If Eddie cant get in what chance do mere mortals in Vic have....
‘Won’t let me in’: Eddie McGuire denied entry to Western Australia
Former Collingwood president and Fox Footy commentator Eddie McGuire has been denied entry to Western Australia for the 2021 AFL grand final.www.news.com.au
If Eddie cant get in what chance do mere mortals in Vic have....