Certified Legendary Thread Sneaking in to the Grand Final............

[Shane Heard]

Sneaky

 

[Deliverance]

So do I need flights to Perth or Brisbane to sneak in this year?

 

[Shane Heard]

So do I need flights to Perth or Brisbane to sneak in this year?

Perth I’d say ..hopefully

 

[Kram]

So do I need flights to Perth or Brisbane to sneak in this year?

Like we will let you guys in.

 

[LeverPuller]

More worried about how to breach WA’s border rules tbh

 

[Shane Heard]

More worried about how to breach WA’s border rules tbh

its a long trek through the desert keeping off the nullarbor road

a huge off road motor bike is your only chance

bring a tire repair kit with you

 

[Altum Volantes]

More worried about how to breach WA’s border rules tbh

Nah, if they give us the GF we are totally Tokyoing the whole thing - it’s Perth People only up until the last minute when some FIFO worker tests positive and it’s a played in front of an empty stadium.

 

[Deliverance]

Nah, if they give us the GF we are totally Tokyoing the whole thing - it’s Perth People only up until the last minute when some FIFO worker tests positive and it’s a played in front of an empty stadium.

You guys have pretty empty stadiums already don't you? Or was there just no interest in Melb v WC?

 

[Altum Volantes]

You guys have pretty empty stadiums already don't you? Or was there just no interest in Melb v WC?

Was a little bit of weather around that night

 

[Dan]

I can’t travel more than 5k’s from my home let alone getting to Perth.

 

[Deliverance]

I can’t travel more than 5k’s from my home let alone getting to Perth.

Just rent a different house 5km apart every few days untill you reach the Vic border.

 

[sobrave]

its a long trek through the desert keeping off the nullarbor road

a huge off road motor bike is your only chance

bring a tire repair kit with you

Anne beadell hwy m8
Long Range fuel tank and a couple jerries of diesel will see you through

 

[KissKiss]

Just rent a different house 5km apart every few days untill you reach the Vic border.

Sell your house and live in a caravan. Grey nomad your home across the country

 

[Shane Heard]

Anne beadell hwy m8
Long Range fuel tank and a couple jerries of diesel will see you through

And armed with a 303 just in case Mick turns up…

 

[Billy ray]

 

[Kardinia Boy]

Anyone else's new hero is Jarvo, the bloke that snuck onto the field during the 2nd Test between England and India?

 

[Shane Heard]

Anyone else's new hero is Jarvo, the bloke that snuck onto the field during the 2nd Test between England and India?

India’s first white player? Legendary.

Nerves of steel…more front than Myers

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

India’s first white player? Legendary.

Nerves of steel…more front than Myers

I laugh not just at the white India, but that the venue operators only seem to employ short sub continental types as their security. I'm sure there are plenty of big backpacker 1 year visa Marois in the UK who would do security on the cheap.

 

[Kardinia Boy]

India’s first white player? Legendary.

Nerves of steel…more front than Myers

and he's been at it again. This time he walked out to pitch padded up and took strike before security caught up with him. There's no way Aussie security would let you get that far.

'Jarvo 69' to be banned for life : Jarvo releases full video - Cricwire

YouTuber Daniel Jarvis aka “Jarvo 69”, who has intruded into the field of play during the last Test match atContinue Reading

www.cricwire.lk

 

[Shane Heard]

and he's been at it again. This time he walked out to pitch padded up and took strike before security caught up with him. There's no way Aussie security would let you get that far.

'Jarvo 69' to be banned for life : Jarvo releases full video - Cricwire

YouTuber Daniel Jarvis aka “Jarvo 69”, who has intruded into the field of play during the last Test match atContinue Reading

www.cricwire.lk

lol..unbelievable he could stroll onto the pitch like that

hilarious stuff

 

[Gordon Farkas]

Grand Final now confirmed for Perth. WA is a big state to sneak into and Optus Stadium security is not as tight-ass as the MCG. It's a Target Rich Environment.

So, here's the plan for those of us in Eastern states:

1. Hitch hike in the back of a truck across the Nullabor (WA border authorities have grown complacent after those truckies from NSW tested negative).
2. Serve out 14 day quarantine period in a Kalgoorlie brothel safe house.
3. There's an obscure rear entrance to the Optus Stadium underground car park on the Swan River bridge side. Walk in like you're meant to be there and go up to ground floor in the goods lift.
4. If asked, tell them you've got a role in the pre-game entertainment, or that you're another obscure Channel 7 boundary commentator that no one's ever heard of.
5. If number (4) fails, give a completely empty, vacuous look as if you don't have a clue what's going on. They'll think you're Hamish McLachlan and escort you out on the ground to be the MC.
6. If number (5) fails, get angry, put on a sense of entitlement and say "Don't you know who I am?" and they'll be convinced you're Hamish McLachlan.
7. If (4), (5) and (6) all fail, abandon the mission and implement Plan Z: carjack one of the Hiluxes from the motorcade of retiring players and make a dash for freedom (with retiring player still in the car, for use as hostage if required). Drive out of the car park and turn East onto the Graham Farmer Freeway (BTW: very generous of those Sandgropers to name their main drag after a Geelong player).

What could possibly go wrong.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Grand Final now confirmed for Perth. WA is a big state to sneak into and Optus Stadium security is not as tight-ass as the MCG. It's a Target Rich Environment.

So, here's the plan for those of us in Eastern states:

1. Hitch hike in the back of a truck across the Nullabor (WA border authorities have grown complacent after those truckies from NSW tested negative).
2. Serve out 14 day quarantine period in a Kalgoorlie brothel safe house.
3. There's an obscure rear entrance to the Optus Stadium underground car park on the Swan River bridge side. Walk in like you're meant to be there and go up to ground floor in the goods lift.
4. If asked, tell them you've got a role in the pre-game entertainment, or you're another obscure Channel 7 boundary commentator that no one's ever heard of.
5. If number (4) fails, give a completely empty, vacuous look as if you you don't have a clue what's going on. They'll think you're Hamish McLachlan and escort you out on the ground to be the MC.
6. If number (5) fails, get angry, put on a sense of entitlement and say "Don't you know who I am?" and they'll be convinced you're Hamish McLachlan.
7. If (4), (5) and (6) all fail, abandon the mission and implement Plan Z: carjack one of the Hiluxes from the motorcade of retiring players and make a dash for freedom (with retiring player still in the car, for use as hostage if required). Drive out of the car park and turn East onto the Graham Farmer Freeway (BTW: very generous of those Sandgropers to name their main drag after a Geelong player).

What could possibly go wrong.

How we got from sneaking into the Grand Final to a hostage situation I’m not quite sure, but as long as I can get a pic with my hostages I guess it works out.

 

[NetworkNerd]

‘Won’t let me in’: Eddie McGuire denied entry to Western Australia

Former Collingwood president and Fox Footy commentator Eddie McGuire has been denied entry to Western Australia for the 2021 AFL grand final.

www.news.com.au

If Eddie cant get in what chance do mere mortals in Vic have....

 

[Belnakor]

If Eddie cant get in what chance do mere mortals in Vic have....

absolute madness. No other way to classify that.

 

[Gordon Farkas]

‘Won’t let me in’: Eddie McGuire denied entry to Western Australia

Former Collingwood president and Fox Footy commentator Eddie McGuire has been denied entry to Western Australia for the 2021 AFL grand final.

www.news.com.au

If Eddie cant get in what chance do mere mortals in Vic have....

Most of us “mere mortals” are more cunning and enterprising than Eddie. We’ll find a way.