Review So It's Come to This: An Adam Simpson Clip Show

[CJApples87]

Fremantle's travel arrangements hit another snag

Seems to be some sort of... couch.

 

[BartBart]

I didn't realise there are so many WCE references in The Simpsons.

Back to work Shuey

Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck

 

[LordHaart]

I didn't realise there are so many WCE references in The Simpsons.

This one needs a caption badly but I don't know what it is. Truckosaurus, save me!

 

[Truckosaurus]

New Simpsons attempts to be as great as the Eagles but fails.

 

[lmach]

Simpson: Ah, I'm telling you. Lyon can't coach at all. I'm not the type to have a grudge for no reason...
[the camera cuts to the 6PR radio studio, where Karl Langdon is sat with Leigh Matthews.]
Langdon: Sir, can I just break in for a moment?
Simpson: [impatient] Yes, Karl.
Langdon Do you have a question for Leigh Matthews?
Simpson: Yes. Mr. Matthews, don't you think Lyon is a big jerk?
[Langdon hangs up, leaving Simpson the dreaded dial tone.]
Simpson: Yello? Yello?
[redials radio number]
Simpson: Yeah, Adam again. I think we got cut off.
[dial tone]
Simpson: Yello?
[redials number]

 

[lmach]

Simpson: [from crowd] Hey, Lyon! You're the worst coach this team has ever had!
Longmuir: He's the only decent coach this team has ever had... and the game hasn't
even started yet!
Simpson: Yeah, well... he's wearing that hat like an idiot.
Longmuir: You know, Adam, its very easy to criticise.
Simpson: Fun, too.

Simpson: Lyyyyyyyooon! Lyyyyyyyyyyyyooooon! Lyyyyyyon!
Lyon: What!?
Homer: Lyyyyyyyooon!
Lyon: What? What is it?!
Homer: Games out there! Ha ha ha ha! Made you look!
Lyon: [to himself] Mmmmmm! They're just words, Rossy. Words can't hurt you!

[Simpson throws a beer can. It hits Lyon on the head.]
Lyon: Oooow! Thats it!
Longmuir: Adam, that was really mean!
Simpson: I know, and I got him right in the... uh oh..
[Lyon is storming towards him. He stands glaring at Simpson.]
[nervously] Heh heh heh... hi, Lyon. Go Dockers!
Lyon: Do you have a problem with the way I'm coaching?
Simpson No! No! No no no. Its just that... well... like I was yelling earlier... seems like... anyone with half a brain can coach better than you.
Lyon: Uh huh! Half a brain, huh? Well, you know what? Sounds like you just volunteered!
[puts cap on Simpson's head and gives him the whiteboard]
Simpson: Me? But you were doing such a great job!

 

[Biggie]

 

[Truckosaurus]

Fremantle supporters deal with the loss

"Umpires! I knew it was them! Even when it was the injuries I knew it was the umpires!"

 

[MKMatty]

Fremantle supporters deal with the loss

"Umpires! I knew it was them! Even when it was the injuries I knew it was the umpires!"

There was a lady on the train ride home last night absolutely bagging the crap out of the umpires. She was calling for blood.

 

[theprojects]

We need to get a financial panther in to clean out this equalisation mess. Get 'em sheeba!

 

[kane249]

There was a lady on the train ride home last night absolutely bagging the crap out of the umpires. She was calling for blood.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Fagan: You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to sack Brenton Sanderson!
Media: I don't think any of us expected him to say that.

 

[lmach]

Fagan: You're fired!
Sanderson: I'm sorry, did... did you just call me a liar?
Fagan: No, I said you're fired.
Sanderson: Oh. That's much worse.

 

[kane249]

Fagan: OK, let's make this sporting, Brenton. If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "E", you can keep your job.
Sanderson: Uh, OK. Um, I'm a good...work...guy --
Fagan: You're fired.
Sanderson: But I didn't say --
Fagan: You will. [pushes a button]
Sanderson: [falling through a trap door] EEEEeeeee!

 

[Truckosaurus]

Adam Simpson meets with recruiting staff ahead of the F/S bidding in August:

"West Coast coach I'd like to ask you a couple of questions. One, why didn't you draft Fyfe? Two, get me Fyfe."

 

[PAdman]

Wayne Careys first night commentating.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Matthew Priddis' trophy cabinet

Priddis took advantage of his win to berate Nathan Fyfe

"This is one more Brownlow than you'll ever win!"

 

[lmach]

Paul Roos: [Trying to persuade the AFL to give Melbourne pick 3 for Frawley] Hello Gil? This is Paul Roos. Remember last year when we paid that fine for tanking? Yeah, well now I need you to do a favour for us!

 

[Ochre]

Hird: So that's it, after twenty years, so long, good luck?
Little: I don't recall saying good luck.

 

[kane249]

They say Melbourne with pick 3 is a lot like a mule with a spinning wheel, no one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it

 

[Truckosaurus]

Caro: Are you really sure you want to retain James Hird?
Little: Yes. I am sure. Sure as sure can be.
Caro: Oh my god, what happened to your fingers?
Hird: (whispers) Boating accident
Little: I believe it was a boking accident.
*gun clicks*

 

[Truckosaurus]

"Why'd they make that one Muppet out of leather?"
"That's not a leather Muppet, that's Kevin Bartlett. Back in the 70's he was quite the footballer."

 

[beatlesmith]

(Shamelessly stolen from the "AFL related Simpsons quotes" Facebook page)

Dayne Beams: Nathan, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go to Brisbane to be closer to my family.
Buckley: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but...I'm afraid your family doesn't want you back.
[Buckley turns on a TV, shows the Beams in the TV room]
Beams' father: [wooden] I do not miss Dayne at all.
Beams' mother: I am glad he's gone.
Claye Beams: As am I.
Father: [drops a sandwich] B'oh!

 

[MKMatty]

Courtesy of Sportsbet.com.au's Facebook page.

 

[SpaceClef]

Courtesy of Sportsbet.com.au's Facebook page.

That is classic.