Song Contest Part XV, Host: Back One Out, Theme: Woodwind Instruments, Votes Due: Sunday 10pm AEDT

[Cabasa]

I'm otta beer now, tigers are losing. Sorry it's gonna be straight.

Is there a game on tonight?

 

[DickieKnee]

Is there a game on tonight?

Yes. Well I just need to see Chris Scott cry.
Then again there was a strike today. Big turnout in Hobart. It made me think of people who den y science.

Fat bloated pink faced arses.

 

[DickieKnee]

One of

Is there a game on tonight?

The world is changing.

 

[DickieKnee]

One of

The world is changing.

ya reckon ScoMo is on board? How good is that?

 

[DickieKnee]

So do I.

I suppose the Xannys and GilmoreGirls marathon with the gang will have to wait for another night.

C'mon Houli and Markov!

I do have this feeling that the AFL controls it all, their preferred grand final monetary wise would be Richmond and Collingwood, we will see, its all part of the thrill I guess. Go Tigers. Markov will be de listed this year btw.

 

[Cabasa]

I do have this feeling that the AFL controls it all, their preferred grand final monetary wise would be Richmond and Collingwood, we will see, its all part of the thrill I guess. Go Tigers. Markov will be de listed this year btw.

Can't argue with any of that, mate.

Oleg won't be delisted though (IMO), he has a year left on his contract and did well in the prelim win last weekend in the VFL.

 

[DickieKnee]

Fuuny channel 7 making a deal out of a guy who left a dead girl in a hotel room after a drug binge.

 

[Cabasa]

Fuuny channel 7 making a deal out of a guy who left a dead girl in a hotel room after a drug binge.

It's Ch7.

No surprise.

 

[GreyCrow]

As chappyuk knows our noms I will just say commiserations

 

[NaturalDisaster]

5 botes for all of you

 

[Ulahoopski]

**** Chris Scott is a twat.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

fu** Chris Scott is a twat.

Agreed

 

[Ulahoopski]

Agreed

Now's not the time for that.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Now's not the time for that.

Disagree

Chris Scott is a great man

 

[Hoos]

Disagree

Chris Scott is a great man

Or a total arsehat.

 

[Cabasa]

Did you go to Dark Mofo, DickieKnee?

 

[DickieKnee]

Did you go to Dark Mofo, DickieKnee?

No never made it this year, I was going to go to the winter feast but it was pissing down that night.

 

[Cabasa]

No never made it this year, I was going to go to the winter feast but it was pi**ing down that night.

Is that the Huon Valley festival?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Post-round update! (435)

We had some hall entries that round, both good and bad. Let's start off with our billy and podiums...

• NaturalDisaster became the latest victim of "not listening before nomming". An awful audio clip handed him his 3rd billy.
• NinjaSwan chalked up his 24th podium of the contest with Caroline Polachek - Ocean of Tears.
• The runner-up (and eventual host) was The Speaker with Jaques Pellen - En Attendant La Prophetie
• NS was gifted a podium from Back One Out who, for the 2nd time in the contest, shot himself in the foot by not voting. BOO is inducted into the HoS.
• The other beneficiary was Elton Johns Wig who won his 17th contest along with getting his 31st podium with Moriarty - Long Live The Devil.

*Hall of Fame*
5 song contest wins: roo2macca, Hard Ball Get, JoseMourinho, royboy2, edgie, Loonerty, Chappyuk, Marklar_33, Allikat, CakeEater, Illinois Nazi, Wooshette, the fly, Gigantor, Smeg Head, DroopStDanny, Back One Out, Sozabarus, Bet on Blue, OES, Plugger35, Chaisa, Ulahoopski, The Filth Wizard, Elton Johns Wig, GreyCrow, Freofalcon, Morganashlee, NaturalDisaster, SM, William Wonka, raskolnikov, por_please_ya, NinjaSwan, Jazny

Top of the pack: Three consecutive top three finishes - Hard Ball Get (Rounds 40, 41, 42; and Rounds 41, 42, 43), roo2macca (Rounds 48, 49, 50), edgie (Rounds 83, 84, 85), Loonerty, (Rounds 94, 95, 96; and Rounds 95, 96, 97), Chaisa (Rounds 124, 125, 126), DroopStDanny (Rounds 177, 178, 179), Chappyuk (Rounds 215, 216, 217), Elton Johns Wig (Rounds 225, 226, 227; and Rounds 226, 227, 228), Sterge (Rounds 299, 300, 301), DroopstDanny (Rounds 307, 308, 309) por_please_ya (Rounds 309, 310, 311), William Wonka (Rounds 334, 335, 336), roo2macca (Rounds 342, 343, 344), DroopstDanny (Rounds 372, 373, 374), William Wonka (Rounds 384, 385, 386), Smeg Head (Rounds 401, 402, 404), BRAB (Rounds 415, 416, 417)

The real 1st place!: Three 2nd places within 5 rounds - Sterge (Rounds 299, 300, 301)

Moving on up!: From 3rd to 1st over three consecutive rounds -

The Joe Root award: I've participated in 50 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, Freofalcon, Royboy2, thefly, JoseMourinho, Hard Ball Get, Smeg Head, SugarShane, edgie, Little Graham, MEB_, Illinois Nazi, Allikat, Jazny, CakeEater, Gigantor, Loonerty, Marklar_33, Back One Out, Wooshette, Van_Dyke, IKnowtheDog, Bomberboyokay, Chaisa, OES, Bet on Blue, DroopstDanny, Ulahoopski, Sozabarus, Call_Me_Floss, GreyCrow, krisholio14, The Filth Wizard, Elton Johns Wig, NaturalDisaster, raskolnikov, MWPP, NinjaSwan, Yidaki, El Dubya, Nuffers, Morganashlee, SM, William Wonka, por_please_ya, Agent93, Noobz0r, The Jesus, vanders, raveneyes, JoshWoodenSpoon, SarahSmiles, Drunkgoliath, Hoos, SSwans2011, BRAB, Broken

I'm no longer Joe Root!: I've participated in 100 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, JoseMourinho, Hard Ball Get, royboy2, the fly, edgie, Smeg Head, Illinois Nazi, little graham, Freofalcon, CakeEater, Loonerty, Gigantor, Marklar_33, Back One Out, OES, Bet on Blue, DroopstDanny, Ulahoopski, Chaisa, Sozabarus, Jazny, GreyCrow, The Filth Wizard, NaturalDisaster, raskolnikov, Elton Johns Wig, Wooshette, MWPP, NinjaSwan, MEB_, SM, William Wonka, por_please_ya, Noobz0r, JoshWoodenSpoon, Drunkgoliath, Agent93

I'm Now Brian Lara!: I've participated in 150 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, royboy2, the fly, Smeg Head, CakeEater, Loonerty, Marklar_33, Back One Out, edgie, OES, Bet on Blue, Ulahoopski, DroopstDanny, Sozabarus, GreyCrow, The Filth Wizard, NaturalDisaster, raskolnikov, Elton Johns Wig, MWPP, Jazny, NinjaSwan, SM, William Wonka

The Kumar Sangakkara Award: I've participated in 200 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, royboy2, the fly, Smeg Head, CakeEater, Marklar_33, Loonerty, Back One Out, Bet on Blue, Ulahoopski, Droopstdanny, GreyCrow, The Filth Wizard, raskolnikov, NaturalDisaster, Elton Johns Wig

The Punter Award: I've participated in 250 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, Smeg Head, the fly, Loonerty, Back One Out, Ulahoopski, GreyCrow, The Filth Wizard

The Gavin Wanganeen Award! For 300 contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, the fly, Loonerty, Smeg Head, Back One Out, Ulahoopski

The Doug Hawkins Award! For 350 contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, Loonerty

The Dustin Fletcher Award! For 400 contests- Chappyuk, roo2macca

The AB de Villiers award: I scored 50 or more botes for my nomination! - Wooshette 50 (Round 7), El Dubya 67 (Round 9), Wooshette 50 (Round 11), roo2macca 57 (Rounds 18), richoatthedisco 53 (Round 20), Allikat 52 (Round 30), Plugger35 53 (Round 33), JoseMourinho 50 (Round 51), Loonerty52(Round 52), Smeg Head 55 (Round 69), edgie 50 (Round 73), Marklar_33 53 (Round 88), edgie 56 (Round 103), CakeEater 54 (Round 105), royboy2 53 (Round 111), Bet on Blue 60 (Round 127), the fly 51 (Round 148), roo2macca 51 (Round 157), CakeEater 51 (Round 174), Bet on Blue 50 (Round 200), Morganashlee 65 (Round 275), Chappyuk 54 (Round 315)

I Bote Whored!: 20 podium finishes - roo2macca, Hard Ball Get, royboy2, Loonerty, Chappyuk, Plugger35, edgie, Smeg Head, Chaisa, DroopstDanny, Back One Out, Bet on Blue, Sozabarus, Ulahoopski, CakeEater, the fly, GreyCrow, Elton Johns Wig, William Wonka, NinjaSwan, The Filth Wizard, raskolnikov, OES, por_please_ya, NaturalDisaster

Beginner's Luck!: Podium on Debut - Freofalcon (Round 1)*, Good Old (Round 1), Probitas (Round 1) Hard Ball Get (Round 2)*, MEB_ (Round 2), brahj (Round 15), Sydney Bloods (Round 36), Loonerty (Round 44), Van_Dyke (Round 67), One Eyed Sainter (Round 100)*, BlueBelle (Round 102), Bet on Blue (Round 104), Ulahoopski (Round 110), DroopStDanny (Round 110), dogs105 (Round 196)

*Also won

The Magnificent Seven: 7 top 7 finishes in a row - roo2macca (Rounds 44-50, 45-51, 46-52) Ulahoopski (Rounds 160-166, 161-167, 162-168, 163-169 164-170), William Wonka (Rounds 332-338, Rounds 333-339), DroopstDanny (Rounds 364-370, 365-371, 366-372, 367-373, 368-374)

I Host to Win Contests: Winning a Round You Hosted - JoseMourinho (Round 38 - Jazz/Blues), edgie (Round 85 - Physical Movements), Bet on Blue (Round 113 - Cities/Towns Redux), GreyCrow (Round 248 - Circus), por_please_ya (Round 311 - Women), Back One Out (Round 356 - Good **** Except...), vanders (Round 371 - Funky Basslines), NinjaSwan (Round 379 - Experimental), GreyCrow (Round 389 - Power), Ulahoopski (Round 404 - Vowels),Ulahoopski (Round 405 - Japan), Elton Johns Wig (Round 435 - RYM Custom Charts II)

*Hall of Shame*
Donut King: A bag of 5 donuts -

Master Billy: 5 Billy awards - JoseMourinho (Rounds - 14, 16, 22, 36, 41, 46, 52, 54, 83, 85, 120), Smeg Head (Rounds - 27, 42, 43, 45, 62, 67, 80, 105, 139), little graham (Rounds - 23, 48, 57, 68, 79, 97, 116, 117, 149, 150, 155, 163), SugarShane (Rounds - 39, 60, 84, 87, 91), Jazny (Rounds 4, 10, 69, 76, 95) Bomberboyokay (Rounds - 40, 47, 99, 100, 109), Illinois Nazi (Rounds - 26, 30, 61, 82, 111, 158), Cake Eater (Rounds - 58, 73, 86, 89, 122, 128, 160), IKnowtheDog (Rounds - 77, 81, 104, 121, 126, 134, 136, 138, 147, 162), BlueBelle (Rounds - 103, 112, 114, 119, 127), royboy2 (Rounds - 50, 63, 75, 110, 129, 135, 137, 142, 166), Freofalcon (Rounds - 19, 44, 118, 124, 141), Van_Dyke (Rounds 72, 74, 78, 94, 143), Loonerty (Rounds 88, 98, 106, 146, 157), Bet on Blue (Rounds 108, 115, 133, 167, 170), RedmanWasHere (Rounds 190, 193, 194, 202, 204), Wooshette (Rounds 64, 107, 140, 205, 219), akkaps (Rounds 196, 198, 209, 211, 228), Marklar_33 (Rounds 59, 123, 178, 214, 230), General Soreness (Rounds 212, 213, 227, 231, 234), MWPP (Rounds 171, 172, 174, 181, 241), El Dubya (Rounds 220, 236, 244, 272, 276), Chappyuk (Rounds 9, 11, 90, 145, 289), GreyCrow (Rounds 183, 252, 263, 266, 291), Back One Out (Rounds 93, 165, 239, 258, 302), raskolnikov (Rounds 207, 221, 223, 267, 304), Morganashlee ( Rounds 173, 175, 281, 292, 307), Sozabarus (Rounds 187, 210, 229, 237, 314), Agent93 (Rounds 268, 270, 271, 310, 316), Ulahoopski (Rounds 125, 148, 154, 188, 323), The Jesus (Rounds 283, 285, 296, 313, 326), SM (Rounds 261, 274, 284, 312, 329), the fly (Rounds 13, 70, 92, 186, 342), SarahSmiles (Rounds 318, 319, 328, 345, 347), William Wonka (Rounds 253, 290, 357, 369, 370), Noobz0r (Rounds 300, 334, 344, 367, 399), vanders (Rounds 294, 315, 332, 368, 412), Drunkgoliath (331, 364, 403, 418, 419), The Filth Wizard (Rounds 277, 325, 374, 426, 428)

Bottom of the pack: Three consecutive last place finishes in a row - Ashton Agar (Rounds 1-3)

The double: A Billy award and last place - Ashton Agar (Rounds 2, 7), Allikat (Round 11), JoseMourinho (Rounds 16, 120), Sublime (Round 28), Call_Me_Floss (Round 38), royboy2 (Round 50), SugarShane (Round 60), Jazny (Rounds 76, 95), Illinois Nazi (Round 82, 158), Back One Out (Round 93), Van_Dyke (Round 94), little graham (Rounds 117, 150, 155), Wooshette (Round 140), the fly (Round 186), Plugger35 (Round 191), Bet on Blue (Round 195), akkaps (Round 196), Wooshette (Round 205), Thatsapaddlin (Round 218), Sozabarus (Round 229), El Dubya (Round 236), Raveneyes (Round 286), Morganashlee (Round 292), vanders (Rounds 315, 312), gym4life (Round 320), drunkgoliath (Round 331), Plugger35 (Round 337), Agent93 (Round 360), The Filth Wizard (Round 374), The Jesus (Round 382), MWPP (Round 386), Back One Out (Round 397), Ulahoopski (Round 400), Chappyuk (Round 414)

The trifecta: Billy votes only/A Billy award/Last place - Jazny (Round 10), Allikat (Round 11) HBF (Round 21), oogac (Round 24), Illinois Nazi (Round 26) Bomberboyokay (Rounds 47, 99), Marklar_33 (Round 59), little graham (Rounds 79, 97, 116, 163, 303), Bet on Blue (Round 108), royboy2 (Round 110), IKnowtheDog (Round 121), BlueBelle (Round 127), Call_Me_Floss (Round 151), General Soreness (Round 213), NinjaSwan (Round 232), edgie (Round 245), Agent93 (Round 270), Papa Juggs (Round 293), gg.exe (Round 335), William Wonka (Round 357), GreyCrow (Round 372), The Jesus (Round 383), Drunkgoliath (Round 418)

I like donuts!: Three donuts in a row -

DQ Extraordinaire: Be DQed from 5 Rounds - Van_Dyke, little graham, Jazny, brahj, Back One Out, Raveneyes, Marklar_33, Noobz0r, Cadaver

I host to win billies!: Winning a billy in a round you hosted - Bomberboyokay (Round 40 - Wrestling theme), JoseMourinho (Round 52 - Pump-up Songs), Loonerty (Round 88 - First Musical Purchase), Gignator (Round 152 - Talkin' Blues), William Wonka (Round 290 - Feelings), SM (Round 329 - New Adventures), Drunkgoliath (Round 364 - Non-Singles), Noobz0r (Round 431 - Heroes and Villains)

The Jose Billy sandwhich: Winning donuts in between two billy awards - JoseMourinho (Rounds 52, 53, 54)

McKernan-Grant Medal: Being relegated from first to last for not voting - little graham (Round 66), JoseMourinho (Round 91), A Bit High (Round 110), Jazny (Rounds 175, 354), Back One Out (Rounds 348, 435), Hoos (Round 350)

*Encouragement Awards*:
From a top 3 to a trifecta - oogac (Rounds 23 - 24), little graham (Rounds 302-303)

The turtle: Moving one place forward over three consecutive rounds - DroopStDanny (Rounds - 120-122), Smeg Head (Rounds 133-135), NinjaSwan (Rounds 215-217), Plugger35 (Rounds 313-315, Rounds 314-316)

Comeback kid: From donuts to first place - Hard Ball Get (Rounds 27 - 28 and 144-145), thefly (Rounds 18-19), Hard Ball Get (Rounds 144-145), William Wonka (Rounds 393-394)

The people love you again!: From a Billy to first place - Richoatthedisco (Round 36), krisholio14 (Round 54), royboy2 (Round 76), Loonerty (Round 89),royboy2 (Round 111), BlueBelle (Round 115), Ulahoopski (Round 126), Bet on Blue (Round 190), MWPP (Round 249), William Wonka (Round 254), NinjaSwan (Round 378), OES (Round 412)

I'm back in this game!: From last place to top 3 - SugarShane (Round 47), Gigantor (Round 57), Krisholio14 (Round 65), JoseMourinho (Round 76), Jazny (Round 77), royboy2 (Round 78), JoseMourinho (Round 79), little graham (Round 80), royboy2 (Round 82), edgie (Round 93), Allikat (Round 109), Illinois Nazi (Round 114), Hard Ball Get (Round 145), Melter (Round 148), edgie (Round 193), The Filth Wizard (Round 195), Loonerty (Round 213), Chaisa (Round 224), MWPP (Round 249), GreyCrow (Round 272), Morganashlee (Round 293), William Wonka (Round 394)

Podium Billy: Achieve a podium finish but also winning the Billy: edgie (Round 65), royboy2 (Round 135), Sozabarus (Round 187)*, RedmanWasHere (Round 194), NinjaSwan (Round 269), SSwans2011 (Round 421), Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Round 429)

*Also won

De Fault! The Two Sweetest Words in the English Language: Winning on the back of someone being DQed: Hard Ball Get (Round 66), Gigantor (Round 91), Plugger35 (Round 110), edgie (Round 175), roo2macca (Round 348), GreyCrow (Round 350), raveneyes (Round 354), Elton Johns Wig (Round 435)

 

[DickieKnee]

Is that the Huon Valley festival?

No that's different. Come to think of it, it was pissing down the weekend of the Huon mid winter fest. I never made it to that either. Non of the bands playing at Dark Mofo appealed to me. I was gonna go to the big winter feast in Hobart but never made it.

 

[DickieKnee]

Is that the Huon Valley festival?

Dark Mofo is run by the guy who started Mona. David Williams. I've never been, maybe next year. The feast interests me, lots of roast meat.

 

[Cabasa]

No that's different. Come to think of it, it was pi**ing down the weekend of the Huon mid winter fest. I never made it to that either. Non of the bands playing at Dark Mofo appealed to me. I was gonna go to the big winter feast in Hobart but never made it.

Your crevice would have loved The Dirty Three I reckon.

 

[DickieKnee]

Your crevice would have loved The Dirty Three I reckon.

Probably. I'll have to get organised and go next year. Problem is it's the middle of winter and I usually hibernate at home in front of the fire. Mogwai played the year before, that would have been cool.

 

[Cabasa]

Probably. I'll have to get organised and go next year. Problem is it's the middle of winter and I usually hibernate at home in front of the fire. Mogwai played the year before, that would have been cool.

It's always going to be risky in terms of weather with the location and time of year.

 

[ChappyUK]

Good to see people spending their Saturday night listening to the playlist and voting.