Song Contest Part XV, Host: Back One Out, Theme: Woodwind Instruments, Votes Due: Sunday 10pm AEDT

[Elton Johns Wig]

HOST UPDATE

Influencing votes before release is allowed and encouraged.

Your nom is shit.

Everyone, don't vote for it.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

To start with,

Amy Macdonald = ******* s**t.

She's a ****ing GREAT TRAINER!!

Felix Bay, 2018 SA Grand National Steeple winner. Trained by her, part owned by yours truly.

 

[Broken]

HOST UPDATE

Influencing votes before release is allowed and encouraged.

Does that include the usual 4 or 5 songs where the lead singer has the emotional banality of somebody disappointed that the barista put the wrong type of Soy milk in their $11.50 coffee that was, naturally, sourced from environmentally friendly coffee beans.

 

[ChappyUK]

Does that include the usual 4 or 5 songs where the lead singer has the emotional banality of somebody disappointed that the barista put the wrong type of Soy milk in their $11.50 coffee that was, naturally, sourced from environmentally friendly coffee beans.

My song fits this category so no.

 

[Cabasa]

She's a ******* GREAT TRAINER!!

Felix Bay, 2018 SA Grand National Steeple winner. Trained by her, part owned by yours truly.

Don't tell me I've Billy'd you again lol.

 

[Cabasa]

Does that include the usual 4 or 5 songs where the lead singer has the emotional banality of somebody disappointed that the barista put the wrong type of Soy milk in their $11.50 coffee that was, naturally, sourced from environmentally friendly coffee beans.

Soy? It's not 1928.

What is Bird Friendly coffee?

What is Bird Friendly coffee?

www.ethicalcoffee.net

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Don't tell me I've Billy'd you again lol.

No sir, my Amy shits on her, that song is indeed rubbish.

 

[Cabasa]

No sir, my Amy s**ts on her, that song is indeed rubbish.

I haven't heard it yet, that was just my cre**ce's opinion.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I haven't it yet, that was just my cre**ce's opinion.

Your crevice is a finely tuned instrument indeed.

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Does that include the usual 4 or 5 songs where the lead singer has the emotional banality of somebody disappointed that the barista put the wrong type of Soy milk in their $11.50 coffee that was, naturally, sourced from environmentally friendly coffee beans.

...Who hurt you?

 

[Hoos]

I haven't heard it yet, that was just my cre**ce's opinion.

Your crevice is a finely tuned instrument indeed.

Please stop using that word.


Crevice.

 

[Broken]

...Who hurt you?

Hello darkness my old friend

 

[ChappyUK]

Hello darkness my old friend

Hello dark extra short almond latte my old friend

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Please stop using that word.


Crevice.

I just thought people would prefer it to arsecrack.

 

[Hoos]

I just thought people would prefer it to arsecrack.

Indeed.

Crevice.

I'm never without mine.

 

[Cabasa]

I just thought people would prefer it to arsecrack.

How many times have you needed to to say that line lately...

Uno? Dos? Tres?

 

[Cabasa]

Indeed.

Crevice.

I'm never without mine.

...

 

[Hoos]

Anyone listened to the playlist yet?

 

[Cabasa]

Anyone listened to the playlist yet?

What playlist?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I will personally be addressing everyone who gives my nom less than 3 votes as a ****head. It's only fair.

 

[Hoos]

What playlist?

Why the springtime bruncher's crevice compendium playlist of course.

We are not savages.

 

[Hoos]

I will personally be addressing everyone who gives my nom less than 3 votes as a fu**head. It's only fair.

An attitude that does you credit.

 

[Cabasa]

Why the springtime bruncher's crevice compendium playlist of course.

We are not savages.

Just finished creating it.

It's only 128 tracks, but should suffice.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

How many times have you needed to to say that line lately...

Uno? Dos? Tres?

When we are discussing crevicular activity, we as brunchers would only use the term crevice, it's the brunchy thing to do. Only dirt people would use the term arsecrack. It makes my anal hairs curl just thinking about it.

 

[Cabasa]

The guy dancing at the start of the Cemeteries clip has got moves.