Song Contest Part XXII, Host: Ocha905, Theme: Bad Spelling, Noms Due: Thursday 9pm AEDT

[DemurePrincess]

Wel! LOk ate mo gooo! I kant sleop sO IM ni…. I moan In

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’m a so dyslexic that even when think it’s right… I’m so wrong lol

The words I **** up the most are - their, there and they’re

Who and how!!!

And I’s and O’s ffs

Thank **** for auto correct hey!

Anyway. I’m off to try and sleep

 

[Chipmunk]

5: NWA - If It Ain’t Ruff Raveneyes
4: Stars On 54 - If You Could Read My Mind Saint
3: Dionne Warwick - What The World Needs Now myblueroan
2: Sham 69 - If The Kids Are United spinynorman
1: The O’Jays - Give The People What They Want Ocha905

BM: Royel Otis - If Our Love Is Dead Loonerty

 

[MP_]

Stop picking on the dyslexic kids

Did you hear the joke about the dyslexic walking into a bra.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Did you hear the joke about the dyslexic walking into a bra.

Hahaha yes mate

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!

 

[DemurePrincess]

We could do this all day just saying

 

[DemurePrincess]

Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex?
They tried to do the 96 positions!

 

[DemurePrincess]

 

[raskolnikov]

Hahaha yes mate

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!

Or the dyslexic agnostic who lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog?

 

[DemurePrincess]

A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!"

 

[DemurePrincess]

Have you heard of the cow who attained spirtual enlightenment? She was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Dyslexic No. 1: 'Can you smell Gas?'
Dyslexic No. 2: ' What are you on about, I can't even smell my own name!!'

 

[Fossie 32]

Hahaha yes mate

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!

Hah I saw a movie about a kid who sent a letter to Satan

 

[Callums_Guns]

 

[DemurePrincess]

I live by this


If life gives you Dyslexia.
Make Lyxsilade

 

[DemurePrincess]

I went to special Ed too

 

[DemurePrincess]

And I still can’t spell… well I can but getting it from my head to paper is like getting lost in a wet paper bag ffs

 

[Saint]

Spelling has peaked, probably a decade ago. There's not a lot of point teaching kids to spell when 99% of their written word will be auto spell and grammar checked and then they'll probably run it through AI.

Will be a great era for dyslexics, with AI able to unjumble things for them. Hopefully they advance a lot in that direction rather than spending all their effort on AI-pr0n or phishing.

 

[Stokey]

Did you hear about the dyslexic irishman. He won the country's spelling bee.

 

[DemurePrincess]

 

[BFew]

Sopt it!
Or you will go blynd.
This one crax me up every thyme.

 

[Ocha905]

15 entries for teachers to get the red pen out for so far.

Tagging some non-regs and/or sorely-missed contestants-

I miss hotchilli - surely there’s a Wombats song with dubious grammar to torment me with.

Great to see MC Bad Genius back recently after a hiatus but their absence was felt last round.

Keen to see if RedmanWasHere can finally get the song contest badge they deserve.

Haven’t had the fly enter one of my rounds for a while and I’m beginning to worry if it’s a me problem

I don’t think Plugger35 is capable of winning this round so should feel safe to join the fun!

 

[Ocha905]

And obviously any contribution (nomination or otherwise) from UncleImpairedRetina would be fantastic!

 

[DemurePrincess]

15 entries for teachers to get the red pen out for so far.

Tagging some non-regs and/or sorely-missed contestants-

I miss hotchilli - surely there’s a Wombats song with dubious grammar to torment me with.

Great to see MC Bad Genius back recently after a hiatus but their absence was felt last round.

Keen to see if RedmanWasHere can finally get the song contest badge they deserve.

Haven’t had the fly enter one of my rounds for a while and I’m beginning to worry if it’s a me problem

I don’t think Plugger35 is capable of winning this round so should feel safe to join the fun!

Pretty sure those peeps can speel

 

[UncleImpairedRetina]

And obviously any contribution (nomination or otherwise) from UncleImpairedRetina would be fantastic!