Roast St Kilda in no mans land

[WalshistheGOAT]

I know that you sold your first and second round draft picks and your first pick is attatched to Brisbane in the second round - who are likely to be a lot closer to the top of the table than Carlton come the end of the season.

I know that you got rid of very serviceable players in Kennedy, Owies and Carroll in order to make space for the great nepotwins who may or may not be worth it.

I know that your talisman player Doc is a shadow of the player he might have been.

I know that your last Pick 1 Sam Walsh is roundly criticised on your club's board for his poor disposal.

I know that Blues fans are now discovering why Blake Acres has already shifted clubs twice.

I know that your boy "H" just excused himself from work because he was upset.

I know that the reason you even got close to winning tonight was because of a 5-goal night out from your shining hope Kemp, up until very recently a backman so good luck depending on that each weekend.

I know that JSOS is just starting to nail down a position, who knows if this one will work or not.

I know that TDK didn't get much help in the ruck tonight.

I know that your depth is pretty questionable and the list in general is full of chancers, almost but not quite players and a bunch of pretty ordinary players.

What else is there to know?

And then there's the coaching! I imagine there are a lot of Carlton fans right now praying that TDK is more loyal than he is ambitious.

As far as your drugs & booze rumours about our club go, I'd be sincerely interested in knowing more, because I'd be surprised if they were any more damning than the situation at any other AFL club.

So confirmed, you know nothing about our list!

 

[austinnn]

So confirmed, you know nothing about our list!

Talking about knowing nothing about another club, maybe now is the time for you to retire from this thread, since all you know about St Kilda is the name of our coach and some half-baked rumours.

But I'll wager you know A LOT about No Man's Land by now, if not then you will very soon.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Talking about knowing nothing about another club, maybe now is the time for you to retire from this thread, since all you know about St Kilda is the name of our coach and some half-baked rumours.

But I'll wager you know A LOT about No Man's Land by now, if not then you will very soon.

Where will the Saints be at if this year ends in disaster, NWM goes to Adelaide, TDK and Bergmen rejects their offers and you're left with a warchest with nobody to pay again?

 

[austinnn]

Where will the Saints be at if this year ends in disaster, NWM goes to Adelaide, TDK and Bergmen rejects their offers and you're left with a warchest with nobody to pay again?

Alongside the Blues I guess!

 

[Tasmanian saint]

Where will the Saints be at if this year ends in disaster, NWM goes to Adelaide, TDK and Bergmen rejects their offers and you're left with a warchest with nobody to pay again?

If nwm leaves it would suck but we would have a very strong draft hand next year at the very least an extra top 10 pick

 

[Sarcoidevo]

So confirmed, you know nothing about our list!

One thing that is quite pertinently obvious to nearly AFL fans is that Carlolton's list & salary cap are totally COOKED.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

One thing that is quite pertinently obvious to nearly AFL fans is that Carlolton's list & salary cap are totally COOKED.

In what regard?

 

[Mat Mann]

 

[Atomboy]

What about 0-4 ?.

Blues also got that wrapped up as well ?.

 

[Sarcoidevo]

In what regard?

You're done ... finished ... kaput.... window slammed shut

Cripps Curnow McKay Walsh Weitering aren't winning you a Premiership

Tassie coming in means you will struggle to rebuild thru the draft

You are another 15 years away before your window may open slightly

You are not in no mans land .... you are in deep shit

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

You're done ... finished ... kaput.... window slammed shut

Cripps Curnow McKay Walsh Weitering aren't winning you a Premiership

Tassie coming in means you will struggle to rebuild thru the draft

You are another 15 years away before your window may open slightly

You are not in no mans land .... you are in deep shit

Cripps - 30
Curnow - 28
Mckay - 27
Weitering - 27
TDK - 25
Walsh - 24

Window has slammed shut! Lmao

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Cripps - 30
Curnow - 28
Mckay - 27
Weitering - 27
TDK - 25
Walsh - 24

Window has slammed shut! Lmao

Keep living in La La Land

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Keep living in La La Land

How many more years do you think most 27 year olds would have left in the legs?

 

[BIGHAWK23]

NWM thinks he is a lot better than he actually is

Needs to reign in the millionaire attempts

 

[Nvent]

NWM thinks he is a lot better than he actually is

Needs to reign in the millionaire attempts

Elite is the word I think your looking for.

 

[BIGHAWK23]

Elite is the word I think your looking for.

Kicking back into the corridor with zero care is ok against the Richmond’s of the world

You get punished when the games are on the line and relevant

 

[Freomaniac]

was at the game and Geelong out flooded StKilda all night, There is not even a point to be argued, take ya blinkers off and realise EVERY team does it, not just Ross Lyon-led teams

it's a ****ing myth

Well about that saints vs tigers game. Did Ross Lyon went the full on defensive low scoring tactics? LoL

 

[Atomboy]

Where will the Saints be at if this year ends in disaster, NWM goes to Adelaide, TDK and Bergmen rejects their offers and you're left with a warchest with nobody to pay again?

Come on man, don’t derail this thread with commentary on the Blues, it’s about hanging shit on the Saints and how bad they are.

Let’s start with the most recent result against the Tigers today.

You know the Tigers, those guys from Round 1 ?.

 

[Freomaniac]

Go home Dad, you’re drunk

Nah.... Let our Carlton mate talk more.

 

[Atomboy]

NWM thinks he is a lot better than he actually is

Needs to reign in the millionaire attempts

I reckon he’s been given free rein by Ross to try and do the ridiculous and break lines

 

[BIGHAWK23]

I reckon he’s been given free rein by Ross to try and do the ridiculous and break lines

That’s a fair point

 

[Rich01]

If nwm leaves it would suck but we would have a very strong draft hand next year at the very least an extra top 10 pick

No. You do everything you can to sign him long term. Prioritise him over bringing other players in. He’s a gun and will weaken your team significantly
if you lose him. To do otherwise would be so St Kilda.

 

[projectv]

Cripps - 30
Curnow - 28
Mckay - 27
Weitering - 27
TDK - 25
Walsh - 24

Window has slammed shut! Lmao

And after that it's a VFL side.

That group by the way lost to Richmond. Sit down.

 

[projectv]

I reckon he’s been given free rein by Ross to try and do the ridiculous and break lines

I've noticed this. The players are taking a lot more risks in 2025. And more often than not, it's coming off.

 

[Saints43]

Cripps - 30
Curnow - 28
Mckay - 27
Weitering - 27
TDK - 25
Walsh - 24

Window has slammed shut! Lmao

Name the next two players Who are they? Jagga Smith? McGovern? Acres? Hollands?
Bear in mind that McKay and Walsh are absolute pea hearts.

And TDK is leaving.