St Kilda Player burns Dwarf!

[Riccardo11]

Honestly, in reading the article there appears to be very little in the way of facts to back this up. The company this guy works for are well known to be publicity seekers, they once were banned from a community center for running a "death match", which featured, among other things, flaming baseball bats. The guy has no idea if it even was a St Kilda player and, from his own admission, wasn't even injured. He is "to embarrassed and humiliated" to see a doctor, but has no issues putting it all over social media.

If this is untrue or blown out of proportion and we are the victim of a swindle for publicity, St Kilda should use the court system to ensure nobody takes advantage of our poor standing and somewhat undeserved reputation ever again.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Honestly, in reading the article there appears to be very little in the way of facts to back this up. The company this guy works for are well known to be publicity seekers, they once were banned from a community center for running a "death match", which featured, among other things, flaming baseball bats. The guy has no idea if it even was a St Kilda player and, from his own admission, wasn't even injured. He is "to embarrassed and humiliated" to see a doctor, but has no issues putting it all over social media.

If this is untrue or blown out of proportion and we are the victim of a swindle for publicity, St Kilda should use the court system to ensure nobody takes advantage of our poor standing and somewhat undeserved reputation ever again.

Saints are so brave.

 

[Norwegian Blue]

...St Kilda should use the court system to ensure nobody takes advantage of our poor standing and somewhat undeserved reputation ever again.

Wut?

 

[Riccardo11]

Saints are so brave.

Well, we don't have receptionists selling signed guernseys to pay for their drug habits, so.........................

 

[Riccardo11]

Wut?

My point exactly. Many of the "scandals" involving our club have been based on media overreaction, reporting of rumor or innuendo as fact, or just plain making it up.

People have seen the Saints as an easy target to get their 15 minutes, and it needs to stop.

 

[JUBJUB]

St Kilda should use the court system to ensure nobody takes advantage of our poor standing and somewhat undeserved reputation ever again.

Oh no,StKildas reputation is well deserved

 

[Riccardo11]

Oh no,StKildas reputation is well deserved

Based on?

 

[JUBJUB]

I didn't think you were allowed to,say dwarf anymore.

Must have been a short fuse

Don't piss off an angry dwarf

 

[JUBJUB]

Dwarf on fire , lol what

I had the same reaction as Vlad when I heard it on Footy Classified.At first I was chuckling and then burst out laughing when they said the dwarf would not be able to wrestle this saturday night.

 

[van peebles]

But why a dwarf?

the Essendon president wasn't available
went for a similar subject matter

 

[Stax on the mill]

Honestly, in reading the article there appears to be very little in the way of facts to back this up. The company this guy works for are well known to be publicity seekers, they once were banned from a community center for running a "death match", which featured, among other things, flaming baseball bats. The guy has no idea if it even was a St Kilda player and, from his own admission, wasn't even injured. He is "to embarrassed and humiliated" to see a doctor, but has no issues putting it all over social media.

If this is untrue or blown out of proportion and we are the victim of a swindle for publicity, St Kilda should use the court system to ensure nobody takes advantage of our poor standing and somewhat undeserved reputation ever again.

You are taking the Pee One double S aren't you?

 

[zachary]

These guys have obviously never heard of Tyrion Lanister (the coolest guy on the planet).
St Kilda is in alot of trouble - a Lanister ALWAYS pays his debts.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Clearly this was a well planned ruse in to forcing a new contender for best facepalm.gif from Vlad.
In all seriousness, sounds like sheer and utter stupidity on no minor scale.

Well, that makes a change for St Kilda anyway.

 

[morgoth]

Yep, and apparently Andrew Demitriou thought it was pretty funny on taking footy last night. Just another sign of what an idiot he is.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...afl-clubs-mad-monday-bash-20130902-2t1fz.html

Sounds pretty funny, sadly though these things can get out of hand and people can and do die:

http://tvnz.co.nz/content/35312/4202557/article.html

Matthew Schofield, 27, has admitted killing one of his colleagues at the Merrill Lynch Christmas party last year.
Schofield set fire to Gareth McFadyen's grass skirt killing him and seriously hurting another colleague.
At a High Court hearing on Wednesday, Crown prosecutor Simon Moore described the horror as McFadyen ran burning from the toilets of Auckland hotel Quay West.
"As he ran he was black from charring. The back of his head was described as glowing like a cigarette and smoke poured from him."

 

[Tas]

Pro-tip: Always roll on the ground when on fire, it will smother the flames. Running just fans them.

 

[FuManchu]

Do we know which player did it?

 

[Rainfall]

LMAO

 

[Oneiros]

Well, the guys doing the next version of The Hangover just got some new material.

 

[Riccardo11]

Already threads on this on the St Kilda board as well as the scandal thread. If you want to troll, do it there.

 

[master bate]

Women everywhere are relieved they got the year off.

 

[Dirty Bird]

I don't like the term Dwarf.
It's a mythical other race.
Can't we just call them people?

 

[BEEG]

Everybody has been in that position after a few drinks

Nothing like watching someone roll around on fire to top of a big night

 

[the push up king]

Burn Milney burn!

 

[the push up king]

Burn Milney burn!

 

[JUBJUB]

There's already a big thread [well it was never going to be small] thread on the Scandals & Rumours Board