Official Match Thread Sweet F.A Round 16 Geelong Gumbies vs Mount Buller Demons @ The House of Gumby (MOTR)

[StFly]

You must have smart pets.

I have a galah who enjoys dropping anything not tied down to a bottom of a 2m cage with a door up the top and then stepping on whatever is trying to be picked back up and attempting to peck the nail off your fingers.

I would say I have a bastard alien masquerading as a bird needing a blood sample to rule the world. So yes, I suppose he'd need to be smart to master interplanetary travel.

We hijacked his fb.

Password was easy to crack.

gogumbies? What was he thinking

Probably how luck he was to be loved and adored by a member of the opposite gender, don't worry Juggs, it'll happen to you one of these days, maybe when Bonce stops thinking you cry too much.

 

[Claypigeon]

We hijacked his fb.

Password was easy to crack.

gogumbies? What was he thinking

Ahh good move but Pete wouldn't want us to compromise and he'll tough it out. .. Plus we'll just fire up more on Game day now

 

[Logger]

When Gumbies fire up, how long shoud you leave them in the kiln to set?

 

[A Bit High]

Try firing us up on Monday and see how long it takes to be kilned

 

[Eth]

Should we count in nanoseconds or milliseconds?

I know you Gumbies crumble under the heat.

 

[StFly]

When Gumbies fire up, how long shoud you leave them in the kiln to set?

First you need the mental faculties to operate said kiln, so I'm afraid your mob would need to outsource your goading to a 3rd world nation, probably Canada.

 

[Deddy]

2nd least amounts of posts in this weeks match threads. Pick it up Gumbies and Demons.

 

[Eth]

Don't look at me, Deddy.

 

[Deddy]

I'm actually looking at Logger.

A. Because he hasn't posted much

B. Because he is so fat it's hard to not look at him.

 

[cooney]

Don't look at me, Deddy.

Can I look at you?

 

[Logger]

I'm actually looking at Logger.

A. Because he hasn't posted much

B. Because he is so fat it's hard to not look at him.

Sorry, net capped again, plus I have gastro.

A boy as big as me with gastro ain't pretty. All my 600kg can be lifted off the toilet seat at times.

 

[StFly]

Logger, would you kindly mind buggering off outside and using a telephone?

 

[cats2rise]

Can I look at you?

Well this is awkward.

 

[cats2rise]

Logger, would you kindly mind buggering off outside and using a telephone?

Careful... He's gored people for less than that.

 

[Logger]

Look, St Fly, if you can't say it to my face, then it's not worth saying! I know you're going to tease me about my nose as soon as I'm out the door! Does it make you feel like more of a man, bullying others about their perceived vulnerabilities?

 

[Papa Juggs]

Seems like we have the same thread every time with the Gumbies.

Worst bantering team

I hope we spray them all over the place. 100 point win.

 

[cooney]

Well this is awkward.

not really haha

 

[Eth]

Hey, I'm scared of you now, cooney.

 

[StFly]

Careful... He's gored people for less than that.

*fancy sounding muzac thingy*

Look, St Fly, if you can't say it to my face, then it's not worth saying! I know you're going to tease me about my nose as soon as I'm out the door! Does it make you feel like more of a man, bullying others about their perceived vulnerabilities?

But I did say it to your face, you tried to swat me with your ears and I had to land on your back so you didn't crush my invertebrate self beneath your gigantic ass. The answer is yes, jeans are not made in your size, just as baby clothes are too big for me so I show up naked. I however can remain in a room, on the ceiling where no one can reach me and occasionally on the food platter when I feel like cleaning.

 

[Logger]

I however can remain in a room, on the ceiling where no one can reach me and occasionally on the food platter when I feel like cleaning.

Seriously, stop that. I know you taste stuff through your toes but it's gross for the rest of us to have you walking all over our Monte Carlos.

 

[Claypigeon]

2nd least amounts of posts in this weeks match threads. Pick it up Gumbies and Demons.

I prefer quality over quantity, too bad you're bringing neither to the table. ..

Seems like we have the same thread every time with the Gumbies.

Worst bantering team

I hope we spray them all over the place. 100 point win.

Keep hoping Juggs. ..

You know you could drive some banter yourself. .. Use some imagination. .. Rather than wait to be goaded. .. Again bring some quality to the party. ..

Originality would be good as well, you'll note no one here has bothered to attack you over perceived crying because frankly, its boring and sheep-like. ..

Too late now though, its the dying minutes of game day eve. .. So now all that is left is for us to win tomorrow and watch you implode into a symbol of sportsmanship like last time. .. See you on the field

 

[cats2rise]

The whole Juggs thing kinda finished last week, didn't it?

It has for us at any rate Claypigeon... move on! Its kinda boring now.

 

[Claypigeon]

The whole Juggs thing kinda finished last week, didn't it?

It has for us at any rate Claypigeon... move on! Its kinda boring now.

Didn't I just say that. .. Get your own material

 

[Papa Juggs]

The Gumbies are putting me to sleep.

 

[Claypigeon]

The Gumbies are putting me to sleep.

Nite. .. See yas on the other side. ..