Official Match Thread Sweet FA S15 Round 16: Baghdad Bombers V Mount Buller Demons @ Abdu Prison

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What would you like? The cat-o-nine-tails or the Headmaster's cane? I'm one for the cat-o-nine-tails myself, gives you that extra pleasure/punishment.

I was thinking g-string jelly wrestling, icing sugar bombs and blind mans bluff?

Don't want to be to sore for the game.

 

[dougthelegend]

Interesting to see myself as Rover...always a first for everything....even after all these years!

 

[cooney]

I saw him kill a man with a trident

Yeah that's true

 

[Papa Juggs]

Is this you cooney?

Love the cape and horns

 

[cooney]

Is this you cooney?

Love the cape and horns

Yeah thats me, cheers

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

He doesn't listen to anyone, he's the ruckman remember, they're not the brightest bunch. Well, except for Deddy, he was smart enough to leave your rabble of a club

#****youbeez

 

[Eth]

Tell you what, warm temperatures up at the Prison might be a decent change to today's weather...

 

[beez]

Yeah thats me, cheers

Your trident is no match for our green pineapple.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

 

[Shadow Man]

That's what I'm talking bout!

 

[okeydoke7]

For some reason that pineapple looks like spongebob.

 

[Eth]

For some reason that pineapple looks like spongebob.

It's all in the pants.

 

[okeydoke7]

It's all in the pants.

pantskyle?

 

[cooney]

Your trident is no match for our green pineapple.

Cool story bro

 

[Gee Dub]

Cool story bro

The urge to punch you is strong. Don't take it personally though, its just that stupid people annoy me.

 

[cooney]

The urge to punch you is strong. Don't take it personally though, its just that stupid people annoy me.

Do it then, come at me bro, I don't care I'm not scared, yeah good on ya mate!

 

[Eth]

pantskyle?

I was expecting that...I was enjoying a pantsless thread.

 

[Gee Dub]

Do it then, come at me bro, I don't care I'm not scared, yeah good on ya mate!

I look forward to the day when you string together more than a sentence. Be sure to tell me when you do.

 

[okeydoke7]

Do it then, come at me bro, I don't care I'm not scared, yeah good on ya mate!

the wind is cold, daylight savings has started, purple monkey dishwasher, potatoes are nice in some forms, yeah good on ya mate!

 

[beez]

Cool story bro

Not as cool as the story that will be written about the Bombers' win tomorrow. Yeah.

 

[Gee Dub]

Not as cool as the story that will be written about the Bombers' win tomorrow. Yeah.

The SFA weekly is coming back? You're a champion!

 

[Rack Watts]

For some reason that pineapple looks like spongebob.

Reminds me of those Oddbodz things from the 90's around the same time as Tazo's.

 

[Eth]

Not as cool as the story that will be written about the Bombers' win tomorrow. Yeah.

An Ultimate Victory for an Ultimate Captain
By Mike Rotch, 8/10/12

Bombers captain beez couldn't contain his excitement

With a spot in the finals and the top two up for grabs, beez has capped off an astounding victory at Abdu Prison in a Grand Final rematch against the Mount Buller Demons.

Having exponentially improved his form thus far this season. and with the Bombers desperately securing top spot on the ladder, it was time for the Bombers captain to act.

Through the warm up at the Prison, in scorching heat, beez looked remarkably composed, nailing passes superbly to teammates in their famous pre-game training drill named 'The Gauntlet', where locals are called on to bring a range of lethal weapons and open fire on the players.

'It's given the boys remarkable evasion,' said assistant coach Asomo Ben Ledan, 'and it really does improve their awareness which I think has proved a big help into their form over the last two seasons.'

Another assistant coach, Usuqa M'Diq, very much agreed. Both, however, refused to comment on the surprising surplus of foot and toe injuries this season.

A perfect training session pre-game had beez perfectly prised for one of the best victories of his career.

The siren had sounded, and beez left the team huddle after another invigorating address to walk towards the middle of the ground.

He shook hands with opposing captain Juggalo Balla and the umpire, the latter of which collapsed into a foetal position due to fear from the aura emitted from the Bombers' best player.

The replacement umpire walked up and tossed the coin. beez, with his remarkable judgement, sensed the conditions.

'I was onlooking from our team huddle,' said Demons midfielder Eth, 'and you could just feel this sense that beez knew exactly what he was doing. His ears and eyes were twitching, there was just something about the way he watched the coin fly through the air; he was too ready for it.'

beez quickly calculated the factors surrounding him into play, the wind, both naturally swirling around the prison and from his own rear end, being known to suffer from an eating disorder, the parabolic curve of the coin and the speed at which it would drop, factoring the height of the prison above sea level and the force of gravity against a judged weight of the coin itself.

'I heard him say 'Tails' just so emphatically and with so much confidence,' Eth mentioned.

The coin spiralled down towards the ground, heads first. beez smiled, and pointed towards his choice of end, a sense of glee and self-satisfaction evident.

In other news, the Baghdad Bombers were embarrassingly pounded by the Mount Buller Demons on their home ground today.

 

[beez]

I've always been known as a good 'tosser'

 

[okeydoke7]

The "tails never fails" mentality works again! I suppose, like the sim, there is a 50% chance of winning. And like the sim, with 8 teams there is a 50% chance of making finals. And if your team has been involved in the competition over a long, long period, there is a good chance you will have had success. The Demon's Grand Final loss last season was their most successful performance as a team. Formerly known as Team Pump, the Demons always manage to defy the odds.