Media Sweet FA Three Things I Learnt This Week - S30 Edition

[Tony Lynn 15]

This explains why Uncle Tony Lynn 15 just PMed me an online Dan Murphy’s gift card.

There is a "Baker's Dozen" special on the Matthew Lang Shiraz this month. Cash in.

 

[Santoz]

1. The planets aligned for the Bombers across the weekend. Heavenly Bodies by KohPhi, his take on the subject, won't be forgotten easily. A masterpiece.
2. Antonio BlueVein is one from one.
3. Sab22 is the actual leader of the Wonders. Rome, and the Colosseum, is burning to the ground once again. History repeats

 

[Dinsdale]

1. some womans sarcastic tweet about someone getting engaged at KFC backfired monumentally
2. when dinosaurs were around days were shorter but years were longer
3. my laptop can do hdmi out

 

[Pugsley]

1. The planets aligned for the Bombers across the weekend. Heavenly Bodies by KohPhi, his take on the subject, won't be forgotten easily. A masterpiece.
2. Antonio BlueVein is one from one.
3. Sab22 is the actual leader of the Wonders. Rome, and the Colosseum, is burning to the ground once again. History repeats

How were the 10 goals he kicked that lead them to victory?

 

[Loonerty]

1. Headless has just discovered calendars
2. Clouds just follow the Hawks everywhere
3. WaynesWorld19 is a squib

 

[guero]

1. Tigerturbulance is a fantastic poster and a great leader.
2. The Furies have some strange campaigners on their list, but on the whole they’re not a bad posting unit. Back-handed compliments are the best kind.
3. Is it the sim or the sim’er? Half way through the 3rd in the Bears-Furies game @NeutralDisaster told us there would be a delay due to a technical issue he’d ‘never encountered before’. The score was Furies 16.4 100, Bears 16.3 99. After the restart the Furies kicked 10.7 to the Bears 3.2 and ran away with a comfortable win. What was the issue and why did it lead to such an easy win for the Furies?

 

[Headless]

1. Headless has just discovered calendars
2. Clouds just follow the Hawks everywhere
3. WaynesWorld19 is a squib

I have just sent you a calendar invitation to celebrate.

 

[Agent93]

He's not wrong. Gumbies are 1-9 through the first five rounds over the past two seasons.

Hawks are 7 - 18 in rounds one through five over the past 5 seasons.

1. S25 is the last season we had a positive record after 5 rounds.

 

[Agent93]

2. It’s time for @PMBangers to go in the ruck while @The Jesus rediscovers himself or sorts his next move for S31

2. Might be onto something here.

 

[Agent93]

2. Clouds just follow the Hawks everywhere

3. We're equal worst with the weather so far. Warriors getting the sim rub again.

 

[TJASTA]

1. Tigerturbulance is a fantastic poster and a great leader.
2. The Furies have some strange campaigners on their list, but on the whole they’re not a bad posting unit. Back-handed compliments are the best kind.
3. Is it the sim or the sim’er? Half way through the 3rd in the Bears-Furies game @NeutralDisaster told us there would be a delay due to a technical issue he’d ‘never encountered before’. The score was Furies 16.4 100, Bears 16.3 99. After the restart the Furies kicked 10.7 to the Bears 3.2 and ran away with a comfortable win. What was the issue and why did it lead to such an easy win for the Furies?

you are still ****ing worthless

 

[guero]

you are still ******* worthless

I feel so loved when you quote me. Thank you.

 

[Metalcrusher]

you are still ******* worthless

MeGa fLoG

 

[The Half Back]

Hawks are 7 - 18 in rounds one through five over the past 5 seasons.

1. S25 is the last season we had a positive record after 5 rounds.

Interesting.

Something must've happened in the off-season between Season 25 and Season 26...

 

[Agent93]

Interesting.

Something must've happened in the off-season between Season 25 and Season 26...

IN: The Half Back (Dragons), vanders (Dragons), Matera92 (Bears), Golumless (Gumbies), Drunkgoliath (rookie), Red mist (returning)

Must be one of the last three.

 

[The Half Back]

IN: The Half Back (Dragons), vanders (Dragons), Matera92 (Bears), Golumless (Gumbies), Drunkgoliath (rookie), Red mist (returning)

Must be one of the last three.

Which of those posters are still on the list? Because there's your answer.

 

[Tonga Bob]

3. We're equal worst with the weather so far. Warriors getting the sim rub again.

Reckon Doctor Colossus has some thoughts on this.

 

[pantskyle]

Reckon Doctor Colossus has some thoughts on this.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Not knowing hieroglyphics, I'm assuming you wish to punch someone or something right in the campaigner.

 

[Loonerty]

Which of those posters are still on the list? Because there's your answer.

Must be one of the last three.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

3. We're equal worst with the weather so far. Warriors getting the sim rub again.

I'd hate to see it bend us over then!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Round 6

Three things I learnt this week...

1. TheCoach16 wants to 'get in a cage' with posters IRL.
2. WaynesWorld19's indignant abdication has to be the backfire of the year. Just lol.
3. Not even The Donald can turn around our shitful season.

Over to you Sweet FA

 

[JackBero]

1. BLUEALLTHRU is a very fun guy
2. the gumbies can get over 30 pages
3. NaturalDisaster has had it UP TO HERE WITH THE F*CKING BOMBERS AND THEIR BULLSH*T SHUT THE F*CK UP ABOUT THE SIM HONESTLY

 

[The Filth Wizard]

1. In recent seasons, the sim lets the Wonders kick a goal on the siren to snatch the win. Right now it likes us and I'll submit whatever sacrifice it demands to keep this going.
2. Credit to the Wonders. Stuck fat on some of their bigger posters moving on but they're more well rounded than I thought. Not going to figure high in any lists for poster numbers but nobody is going to walk out of a week saying that was shit because if they did, they lied.
3. Gonna be the unpopular opinion but I've watched the WaynesWorld19 saga with keen interest and while I thought the poster Wayne was a bit of a dickhead the way he left the Bombers has seen him with nobody giving him any support so I'll say this - not a season would go by where I wouldn't fight for hours and days with this dude but if he was right (rarely), I also backed him up. However the Wayne I spoke to occasionally by PM was a different bloke. He likes his fantasy footy, he did his best to find homes for players he though he was letting down. He spoke about persona a lot in his "retirement" so while this guy gets constantly burned don't forget a lot of what you dealt with was persona, he did a lot of good with his stats thread etc. My point is, if a new persona Wayne walks back to the league remember what this place is.

 

[Pugsley]

1. BLUEALLTHRU is a very fun guy
2. the gumbies can get over 30 pages
3. NaturalDisaster has had it UP TO HERE WITH THE F*CKING BOMBERS AND THEIR BULLSH*T SHUT THE F*CK UP ABOUT THE SIM HONESTLY

Welcome to 2 weeks ago with number 3.