Sydney is such a ****weak club (premiership edition)

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Grandpa fages won the tv for best on ground after the gws game. It should concern the swans that a 63yr old man can win BOG against 46 primed athletes.

After the Brownlow, anyone can be BOG 🤷
 

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If you were in a fight for your life what would you rather fight?

1 male lion
Or
100 papley sized swans

I rest my case. Pissweak.

I am really getting the vibe that no lions supporter has ever been traumatised by an angry swan goose.

And it shows.
 
One time I saw Daniel Merrett at Chemist Warehouse Woolloongabba.

Fancy having Lions staff member money and going to the monopoly chemist rather than supporting a smaller local one.

Personally, I was just there to watch the commercials.
 
One time I saw Daniel Merrett at Chemist Warehouse Woolloongabba.

Fancy having Lions staff member money and going to the monopoly chemist rather than supporting a smaller local one.

Personally, I was just there to watch the commercials.
It's because he has to buy his antibiotics in bulk.

Did you shake his hand by any chance?
 
It's because he has to buy his antibiotics in bulk.

Did you shake his hand by any chance?
Unfortunately not, but I got goosebumps when the pharmacist called out "script for Daniel".
 
It's because he has to buy his antibiotics in bulk.

Did you shake his hand by any chance?

Sounds like he was within earshot to hear the script get called out, that should be sufficient.
 

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Halfway through the second quarter this Saturday

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I've been trawling the Dark Web, liaising with the shadowy internet hacking group known as KPIH (Kangaroo Point Interwebz Hackers, but they are a bunch of pimply-faced anarchist nerds so internally it's an acronym of Key Performance Indicator Haters).

They unearthed the moment Ron Barassi decided to call it quits coaching the Swans. It was a secretly recorded video with audio of his phone call.

 
Sydney has a fair bit of graffiti. Young people, bored, nothing to do (in what is allegedly Australia's greatest city), grab some cans from Bunnings and go and spread their love.

Train lines.
Bus stops.
Freeway overpasses.
Abandoned premises in Marrickville.

/pissweak

Up Brisso way, we don't do it like that.

No sir, when we decide to tag something, we go BIG.

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That's Sean "Diddy" Combs' $10m mansion in LA.

I'm pretty sure a handstand happened right afterwards.....
 
Our QLD Lions fans should be happy they snatched Fitzroy out of Victoria. Or they would be playing defense instead of offense with the Koala on the Swan.:)

The swans are so piss weak that they chose to leave Victoria. At least the lions were forced out.

Great thread.
 
Our QLD Lions fans should be happy they snatched Fitzroy out of Victoria. Or they would be playing defense instead of offense with the Koala on the Swan.:)

The swans are so piss weak that they chose to leave Victoria. At least the lions were forced out.

Great thread.
At least the Swans did it on their own. You needed two clubs to win. And you got rid of Buckley!
 
I’m looking forward to the Swans playing off against the Sunshine Coast Lions this Saturday - it should be a cracker.

I know some people think they are the Brisbane Lions, but I checked google and there ain’t no wild lions or no zoo in Brisbane. It was like googling famous French military victories - comes up empty.

Then again, I guess it makes sense that a city with no lions that chooses lions as its mascot would also steal their team’s theme song from a country with no victories.
 

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