Sydney is such a ****weak club (premiership edition)

[beatnik]

Sydney can’t even make back-to-back GFs…had to take a year off to rest after their last ome

 

[MR0808]

OT: my wife keeps asking why I'm laughing, and I don't know how to explain this thread

 

[RUNVS]

I heard Archduke Ferdinand was a Lions supporter. Talk about ****weak

Oddly enough so was Gavrilo Princip.

 

[BRAB]

I am hoping for Sydney to be officiated the way they were in 2016.

 

[Membling]

I am hoping for Sydney to be officiated the way they were in 2016.

You would support the umpires.

You have that vibe

 

[MR0808]

I am hoping for Sydney to be officiated the way they were in 2016.

Brisbane so ****weak, they are begging for cheating already!

 

[beatnik]

We beat Port by 100 odd last time we played them whereas Sydney only beat them by 40-odd on Friday night…I hope the Swans can get within 60 points of us next week so that’s it not a boring GF for everyone

 

[SeaOfFire]

If footy teams were described as food, the Swans would be ice cream.

I hate ice cream.

The Lions are steak. Thick, juicy steak.

I love steak.

 

[SSwans2011]

Dutton Park station has been closed for almost two years now so I have to walk an extra five minutes to PA bus station instead.

And to top it off, I'm still expected to pay 50 cents to catch the bus despite this minor inconvenience.

Why hasn't Fages commented on this?

 

[iBeng]

I think we all know why Zoos keep the Lions away from the Swans.

Its feasting time!

 

[Darren Downunder]

What a wonderful thread this is!
17 years ago LuckyLuke planted the seed. He watered it for several pages before it began to sprout.
Now after 17 years of joy, it’s bursting into flower.
It’s like it was made for this.
Im gonna love this week!

PS. SYDNEY SUX!

AND SMELLS LIKE POO!

 

[irel]

Oddly enough so was Gavrilo Princip.

He ruined a perfectly good thread. Banned for life I believe. Maybe the mods can update?

 

[Membling]

I think we all know why Zoos keep the Lions away from the Swans.

Its feasting time!

Looks like someone has never been to any of those "feed the ducks" type deals and dealt with a swan (or a goose)

 

[luthor]

Brisbane so ****weak, they are begging for cheating already!

Not at all. All we are asking for is a fair go.

Frees 31-5 to us would be Ok.

If things aren't go so well in that area, we will change to our alternate strip at half time.....Bulldogs colours.

That should do the job

 

[MR0808]

Not at all. All we are asking for is a fair go.

Frees 31-5 to us would be Ok.

If things aren't go so well in that area, we will change to our alternate strip at half time.....Bulldogs colours.

That should do the job

I thought this was meant to be fun banter, not triggering our PTSD!

 

[scoman]

No Lewis Taylor = No Brisbane

Thats Rising Star winner Lewis Taylor. I'm not sure how you guys managed to pull off that trade tbh. Real feather in the cap stuff.

 

[luthor]

I thought this was meant to be fun banter, not triggering our PTSD!

Fun for me

 

[luthor]

Thats Rising Star winner Lewis Taylor. I'm not sure how you guys managed to pull off that trade tbh. Real feather in the cap stuff.

Peter Bell likes this post.

And so does his feather

 

[SSwans2011]

$3.6bn new casino... gross.

Now NSW, there's a state that's famously not beholden to the gambling lobby.

 

[Darren Downunder]

I think you Sydney tossers have missed the most important lesson about 2016 Grand final.
It’s not that the umpires hate you.

EVERYBODY hates you!

 

[MR0808]

I think you Sydney tossers have missed the most important lesson about 2016 Grand final.
It’s not that the umpires hate you.

EVERYBODY hates you!

We don't need love. Just a premiership. Only ****weak Brissy folk care about love

 

[SeaOfFire]

We don't need love. Just a premiership. Only ****weak Brissy folk care about love

You sound like you need a warming cuddle.

Heat some ice cream up and relax.

Me, I'm eating steak. Nothing but steak, once a day.

Yes sirree, steak is the secret. Steaks don't care about love either, funnily enough. They care only about being steak. Ice cream, on the other hand, is in constant fear of warmth reducing it's chilled self to an evaporating, sticky stain.

Cold steak is excellent. Hot steak is divine. About the best thing you could say of ice cream is that you can sprinkle 100's and 1000's on it to make a cheap, nutrient-free, sweet cold thing.

I hate 100's and 1000's.

 

[MR0808]

You sound like you need a warming cuddle.

Heat some ice cream up and relax.

Me, I'm eating steak. Nothing but steak, once a day.

Yes sirree, steak is the secret. Steaks don't care about love either, funnily enough. They care only about being steak. Ice cream, on the other hand, is in constant fear of warmth reducing it's chilled self to an evaporating, sticky stain.

Cold steak is excellent. Hot steak is divine. About the best thing you could say of ice cream is that you can sprinkle 100's and 1000's on it to make a cheap, nutrient-free, sweet cold thing.

I hate 100's and 1000's.

That's just plain unAustralian. How do you have fairy bread?

 

[SeaOfFire]

That's just plain unAustralian. How do you have fairy bread?

Well, up here, we don't eat Fairy Bread. We eat LION BREAD, the recipe for which is thus:

Take 2 2" thick slices of steak. Cook to taste. Chop up another thin (1") steak into small chunks. Cook to taste.

Take the cooked, small chunks and sprinkle liberally over the 1" steaks. Eat with sauce.

Yep.

LION BREAD > fairy bread.

 

[MR0808]

Well, up here, we don't eat Fairy Bread. We eat LION BREAD, the recipe for which is thus:

Take 2 2" thick slices of steak. Cook to taste. Chop up another thin (1") steak into small chunks. Cook to taste.

Take the cooked, small chunks and sprinkle liberally over the 1" steaks. Eat with sauce.

Yep.

LION BREAD > fairy bread.

Knowing you Queenslanders, it would all be well done steaks...