Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon II - over 6500 days since EFC won a final / AC signs w NM, EFC implode / RIP D2D and T_S

[ferball]

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We can make your account disappear anyway.

Which is more than can be said for ole mates love handles.

 

[DapperDon]

You have missed finals - why are you posting? Delete.

I put a little bait out and it cost you your account. You must be shattered you tried to play the game with someone who has a better understanding of the game than you.

I’ve embarrassed better than you.

Why did you disappear for 3 months?

I’ll be here all year win, lose or draw?

I’ll help you out - f*cking coward.

lol you take a footyball chat site far too seriously.

 

[Passmore]

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Jake outside the local primary school.

 

[Passmore]

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He won’t be smiling when that digit leads him to solitary confinement.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

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Well, it's good of you to wave goodbye, because you must now delete your account.

Goodbye.

 

[Wild Bill]

lol you take a footyball chat site far too seriously.

Wrong - I’ve just really enjoyed humiliating an *ess poster.

They must be seething they posted in here - got sucked in with some banter - and now lost their account.

 

[dank420_]

Bill cries on a regular basis, he’s an emotional wreck, life hasn’t been kind to him.

Did he ever tell you the real reason he hates the Bombers so much?

Don’t tell me he’s another one who got teased as a kid?!??

 

[dank420_]

Wrong - I’ve just really enjoyed humiliating an *ess poster.

They must be seething they posted in here - got sucked in with some banter - and now lost their account.

MODS PLEASE HELP

 

[Halftimehero]

Don’t tell me he’s another one who got teased as a kid?!??

It was the Sunday morning after the 2000 qualifying final, young William was distraught enough as it was after his Kangaroos had just been humiliated on the MCG by a record finals margin, Billy stumbles to the breakfast table in his Donald Duck pyjamas, sitting at the table already after railing Williams mum all night after she brought him home from the tunnel was none other than Paul Barnard, Barny looks at William, pats him on the head and says chin up champ, skulls the last bit of orange juice straight from the carton and swans on out of there.

Poor young William has never recovered.

 

[Shermanator]

It was the Sunday morning after the 2000 qualifying final, young William was distraught enough as it was after his Kangaroos had just been humiliated on the MCG by a record finals margin, Billy stumbles to the breakfast table in his Donald Duck pyjamas, sitting at the table already after railing Williams mum all night after she brought him home from the tunnel was none other than Paul Barnard, Barny looks at William, pats him on the head and says chin up champ, skulls the last bit of orange juice straight from the carton and swans on out of there.

Poor young William has never recovered.

Oh you’re back?.. thank god!.. we thought you were dead with embarrassment..

So you weren’t a complete little bitch, soft serve, pea-hearted, keyboard warrior that we mistaken you for, you were just that little turd that has been flushed down the toilet that we thought was gone forever, only to resurface a while later..

 

[Halftimehero]

You spuds gonna win a few more games or what? As shit as we’ve been this year, will still likely win nearly as many games as you muppets have in 3 years, let that sink in peasants, you’re club is an absolute embarrassment, you’ve nearly had more coaches than wins the last few years, surely it’s time to fold.

 

[Wild Bill]

I’ll be here all year William, win, lose or draw, I’d like to think you will too but we both know that won’t happen, you’re too weak for that, proven squib.

Where did you go??

You hid for 3 months.

 

[Shermanator]

You spuds gonna win a few more games or what? As s**t as we’ve been this year, will still likely win nearly as many games as you muppets have in 3 years, let that sink in peasants, you’re club is an absolute embarrassment, you’ve nearly had more coaches than wins the last few years, surely it’s time to fold.

 

[Wild Bill]

Even money William

lol - remember way back - before you got embarrassed and hid - you thought it was even money *ess would play finals?


I kept trying to educate you but you just wouldn't listen. Its a really hard lesson to learn but you forced me take your account.

 

[DapperDon]

Its a really hard lesson to learn but you forced me take your account.

lol go outside man, there is a big bright world to see.

 

[Wild Bill]

lol go outside man, there is a big bright world to see.

Hey i didn't come up with the bet - as above the poster forced me to to take his account.

As the old saying goes "A fool and their account are soon departed"

 

[Massive Unit]

I live comfortable in the knowledge that as woeful as we have been this season, we will win as many finals in 2022 as the flogs from Windy Hill.
Once we get a seasoned coach on board, we will move past these numpties at a rapid rate of knots and revel in the salt of their peptide tears!

 

[Halftimehero]

Where did you go??

You hid for 3 months.

Got it wrong William, it happens.

I was waiting patiently for this day though, we both knew it was inevitable, you hacks are so far behind us it’s not funny, we own your shit stained tin rattling little peasant tin pot football club, we felt so sorry for you and even gave you a free swing out of the centre yesterday and still embarrassed you, 8 grand final losses in a row, must be really taking its toll Billy boy.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

You spuds gonna win a few more games or what? As s**t as we’ve been this year, will still likely win nearly as many games as you muppets have in 3 years, let that sink in peasants, you’re club is an absolute embarrassment, you’ve nearly had more coaches than wins the last few years, surely it’s time to fold.

Why haven't you deleted your account, you welching coward?

It's so typical of the pea-heart that you have proved yourself to be that you hid away until this particular game and then slink back in with all of your tough words again.

Your tough words from before have cost you. You lost the bet, now delete your account.

 

[ferball]

You spuds gonna win a few more games or what? As s**t as we’ve been this year, will still likely win nearly as many games as you muppets have in 3 years, let that sink in peasants, you’re club is an absolute embarrassment, you’ve nearly had more coaches than wins the last few years, surely it’s time to fold.

That's our footy club we're having a shit time (but still won a final in the last decade lol, unlike you campaigner's who will never win one again. Your flaws as a human go all the way to the bone.

At least we've won finals while I've been posting here. You will have come and gone at Big Footy having never experienced that.

 

[ferball]

Got it wrong William, it happens.

I was waiting patiently for this day though, we both knew it was inevitable, you hacks are so far behind us it’s not funny, we own your s**t stained tin rattling little peasant tin pot football club, we felt so sorry for you and even gave you a free swing out of the centre yesterday and still embarrassed you, 8 grand final losses in a row, must be really taking its toll Billy boy.

Last time we played in a GF we won it. Unlike you lot. Were you even alive last time your club won a final?

Now delete your account you worthless s**tstain.

 

[Jade]

I live comfortable in the knowledge that as woeful as we have been this season, we will win as many finals in 2022 as the flogs from Windy Hill.
Once we get a seasoned coach on board, we will move past these numpties at a rapid rate of knots and revel in the salt of their peptide tears!

In all seriousness, with what?

Essendon are consistently crap no doubt; but there’s some talent there.

You guys? Geezus.

 

[Halftimehero]

Why haven't you deleted your account, you welching coward?

It's so typical of the pea-heart that you have proved yourself to be that you hid away until this particular game and then slink back in with all of your tough words again.

Your tough words from before have cost you. You lost the bet, now delete your account.

So angry bra, still grinding your gears how so far behind us you spuds are? As rubbish as our year has been, let this sink in, we’ll likely end up with just about as many wins as you scrubbers have in the past 3, what an embarrassment.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

So angry bra, still grinding your gears how so far behind us you spuds are? As rubbish as our year has been, let this sink in, we’ll likely end up with just about as many wins as you scrubbers have in the past 3, what an embarrassment.

Not anger. Just pointing out that you now have an obligation to delete your account.

Your pathetic weaselling back here after hiding for so long just speaks to what type of person you are. No-one is angry, we all have nothing but contempt for you.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

In all seriousness, with what?

Essendon are consistently crap no doubt; but there’s some talent there.

You guys? Geezus.

You should have been able to tell from some aspects of the game that the nucleus is there. We are just inept at converting good play to scores.

We also play at least two players short every week by persistently selecting Ziebell (game has gone past him), Turner (was never at the level) and a couple of others. Add Cunnington, Tarryn and Curtis to yesterday's mix and the result might have been different.