Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon II - over 6500 days since EFC won a final / AC signs w NM, EFC implode / RIP D2D and T_S

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The Norf win column? The Norf membership mailing list? JHF’s time at Arden Street?
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The Norf win column? The Norf membership mailing list? JHF’s time at Arden Street?
Well aside from the obvious - its the steps your so called captain takes.

Weak as ****, and however shit we are playing at least the people who lead our club on field (and off field) have heart and courage.

All jokes aside that is something I'm proud of my club for, even when we are playing like shit. At least we aren't cowards.

Something you lot can't actually claim. I fully expect you to welch on your bet for this very reason.
 
Well aside from the obvious - its the steps your so called captain takes.

Weak as *, and however s**t we are playing at least the people who lead our club on field (and off field) have heart and courage.

All jokes aside that is something I'm proud of my club for, even when we are playing like s**t. At least we aren't cowards.

Something you lot can't actually claim. I fully expect you to welch on your bet for this very reason.
Yeah you’re greatest ever captain sure was great at leading, leading his VC’s missus into the shitter for a quickie, which proceeded to blow your whole football club apart, so much “heart and courage”.
 

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Yeah you’re greatest ever captain sure was great at leading, leading his VC’s missus into the shitter for a quickie, which proceeded to blow your whole football club apart, so much “heart and courage”.
PPPPPFFFt, i supporter of the team that picked up "the package" making social commentary on moralistic issues. gotta love that one.
 
Smith - Will be there in 2023. Let's not forget he's two years removed from being the best tackler in the game. He'd want to have an impact in early 23 though.

NOPE... Poor bugger has had to call it quits.

Bombers midfielder forced to retire at the age of 29

Bombers midfielder forced to retire at the age of 29​

Essendon and former GWS player Devon Smith retires from the AFL after 182 games across 11 seasons
 
Yeah you’re greatest ever captain sure was great at leading, leading his VC’s missus into the shitter for a quickie, which proceeded to blow your whole football club apart, so much “heart and courage”.

*dirty hirdy f*cked 34 players and turned the entire football club into the biggest laughing stock in Australian sport.
 
Heppell - Flirted with elite, but not for long. Has been a solid player for a long time. He's been offered a year, and I'd be happy if he stayed. Having said that, if someone has offered him coin and security, can't blame him.
Francis - Yeah gone. Shame, all the talent in the world.
Phillips - Kidding. Is quality. The fact he's holding Bryan out of the team (who is going to be a ten year ruckman, unlikely to be with us for the long haul) says a lot. Every club needs 3-4 rucks on their list, he's value.
Ham - Gone.
Cutler - Gone.
Smith - Will be there in 2023. Let's not forget he's two years removed from being the best tackler in the game. He'd want to have an impact in early 23 though.
Hird - Unlikely to make it I'd say, particularly with the Davey twins inbound. Category B rookie though if memory served - hardly a list clog.
Waterman - Hmmm... surprised we haven't played him more. Not a star by any stretch, but certainly not a list clogger. I'd say he's looking unlikely.
Hurley - Please.
Wanganeen - Not worth a list spot? Come on - absolutely deserves next year.
Kelly - Would deadset be your best halfback.

1 dud down - 9 to go.......
 
NOPE... Poor bugger has had to call it quits.

Bombers midfielder forced to retire at the age of 29

Bombers midfielder forced to retire at the age of 29​

Essendon and former GWS player Devon Smith retires from the AFL after 182 games across 11 seasons
Who's going to take on the role as *'s spiritual leader when it comes to pushing opponents into the fence when they're not looking?

Must be the biggest faux tough guy of the past decade.
 
1 dud down - 9 to go.......
You really dug deep to list 8 or 9 players that are no where near our best team, different to you muppets, all your dead wood plays week in week out, your list is the biggest steaming pile of shite to be assembled in the AFL era, what a shambles.
 
Who's going to take on the role as *'s spiritual leader when it comes to pushing opponents into the fence when they're not looking?

Must be the biggest faux tough guy of the past decade.

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You really dug deep to list 8 or 9 players that are no where near our best team, different to you muppets, all your dead wood plays week in week out, your list is the biggest steaming pile of shite to be assembled in the AFL era, what a shambles.

lol you're 14th and heading towards 7,000 days without a finals win!!!

And you though you would play finals...................

Hope you learned a lesson - you need to listen to people that have a better under standing of the game than yourself - which to be fair is everyone.

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Yeah you’re greatest ever captain sure was great at leading, leading his VC’s missus into the shitter for a quickie, which proceeded to blow your whole football club apart, so much “heart and courage”.
That happened 20 years ago and the club is still there and and in better shape than its been for years off field and onfield its just the recession we had to have, we'll get thru it and leave youse weeping. We certainly won't be moved on by any bowls clubs soon. That Carey business was so long ago it happened before you lot won your last final. Since you joined this board, a decade later, its been all Hirdrugsendon, short steps and that guy who likes schoolgirls.

There are adult * supporters who've never seen their club win a final.
 
That happened 20 years ago and the club is still there and and in better shape than its been for years off field and onfield its just the recession we had to have, we'll get thru it and leave youse weeping. We certainly won't be moved on by any bowls clubs soon. That Carey business was so long ago it happened before you lot won your last final. Since you joined this board, a decade later, its been all Hirdrugsendon, short steps and that guy who likes schoolgirls.

There are adult * supporters who've never seen their club win a final.
Since you joined this board you pelicans are 1-8 against the Bombers who you muppets keep saying are absolute garbage, how embarrassing to be owned by a club you all love to hate, must be hard to keep backing up year after year to only get your pants pulled down again and again.
 
lol you're 14th and heading towards 7,000 days without a finals win!!!

And you though you would play finals...................

Hope you learned a lesson - you need to listen to people that have a better under standing of the game than yourself - which to be fair is everyone.

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How’s big Jase gonna go in the stinky poo’s this weekend? Scared of an ice bath? He’s on the way out the door and can’t leave quick enough, must be a great place to be 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Since you joined this board you pelicans are 1-8 against the Bombers who you muppets keep saying are absolute garbage, how embarrassing to be owned by a club you all love to hate, must be hard to keep backing up year after year to only get your pants pulled down again and again.
Yet we still saw two finals wins that year. Remember them? Probably not hey.

And guess what. I'm not the idiot who, despite that record you mention, still came onto this thread and lost my account over it. It wasn't enough to point that out was it? You went the extra mile for us, just like the Nature Boy lookalike in the Burro show. Thanks for the memories.
 
Yet we still saw two finals wins that year. Remember them? Probably not hey.

And guess what. I'm not the idiot who, despite that record you mention, still came onto this thread and lost my account over it. It wasn't enough to point that out was it? You went the extra mile for us, just like the Nature Boy lookalike in the Burro show. Thanks for the memories.

Why are you talking to the pea-heart? He shouldn't even be here. Even if he wasn't deleting his account, the crap he posts here is eye-wateringly boring.
 
I sure do.

But I truly don't need to read that s**t.

My board sucks a tad (both at club level and at BigFooty level).

I like it here for two reasons:

1) For the most part, you norfy ****s don't get full scorched earth if someone says your club sucks; both because - lets face it, it's true - and you seem to have some level of self-awareness.

2) Fat wrestling fans shouldn't pick fights with people substantially larger than themselves - never had that issue here.
 
How’s big Jase gonna go in the stinky poo’s this weekend? Scared of an ice bath? He’s on the way out the door and can’t leave quick enough, must be a great place to be 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s it?? You have hot rock bottom and now started to dig.

You must be spewing you posted in this thread. I told you I would own you.
 
That’s it?? You have hot rock bottom and now started to dig.

You must be spewing you posted in this thread. I told you I would own you.
No William there’s more, a lot more, that’s just the latest we can all laugh at your little tin put club at, can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings, I am sure it’ll be another zinger.
 
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