Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon II - over 6500 days since EFC won a final / AC signs w NM, EFC implode / RIP D2D and T_S

[Conundrum]

The Bombers coaching checklist has changed a tad…

Must be Clarko
Must be a premiership winning coach
Must be an experienced coach
Must have coached at some level
Must have watched AFL before
Must have played AFL Live 2004
Must be able to fill out an application form
Must have a car to get to training
Did someone say, James Hird… somebody say, Menulog

EFA

 

[Frank Thring]

Clarko X
Scott X
Zurhaar X
Lyon X

Where is the scorn from the media for failure to land anyone.

 

[shinboner magic]

What’s that song they sing at their games

We are *
Clarko X
We are *
Scott X
We are *
Zurhaar X
We are *
Lyon X

 

[DapperDon]

What’s that song they sing at their games

Usually ours after we play you guys.

 

[shinboner magic]

Usually ours after we play you guys.

So once a year

 

[DapperDon]

So once a year

Twice in leap years

 

[DesertRoo]

Twice in leap years

What’s your take on the return of golden balls?
Good/Bad?
His media appearances in the last few days, look like an attempt at a road for redemption.

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

The Bombers coaching checklist has changed a tad…

Must be Clarko
Must be a premiership winning coach
Must be an experienced coach
Must have coached at some level
Must have watched AFL before
Must have played AFL Live 2004
Must be able to fill out an application form
Must have a car to get to training
Did someone say, James Hird…

Oh Bill, you Dirty Rotten Scoundrel you.

 

[travelli]

I'm hearing Lyon wanted to coach us, was reaching out. Won't touch *.

That's a kind of victory?

 

[hsquid]

Essendon search for new coach.

 

[Shermanator]

Jordan Lewis

Jordan Lewis

Age

38

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.5

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

11.5

5star

M

5.5

5star

T

2.7

4star

MG

310.5

4star

No current season stats available

D

15.0

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

8.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.8

5star

and Wallsy trying to pin down their new coach..

 

[DapperDon]

What’s your take on the return of golden balls?
Good/Bad?
His media appearances in the last few days, look like an attempt at a road for redemption.

I hope he has a successful coaching career, just not at Essendon at this point in time.

 

[Lomas]

I hope he has a successful coaching career, just not at Essendon at this point in time.

He's coming home mate.

 

[Ashley B]

McVeigh for Bombers he is experienced now he has coached about 8 or 9 games.

 

[Kangayroo]

LOL. Tania is an ex lawyer too.

Quote from the article:

“The Hirds were attempting to fix a downpipe on their Toorak home.

However Tania was charged $31,900 for the work, when an independent expert says she should’ve been charged $350.”

Hmmm… those Hirds. They don’t seem to be the sharpest needles in the injecting room.

 

[tazaa]

Should just get Rutten back.
Seems to know the players names lol

 

[ferball]

Wonder if they'll win a final before Charlie dies.

 

[La Flama Blanca]

Wonder if they'll win a final before Charlie dies.

I don't.

 

[ferball]

I don't.

Yeah, you're right. Its highly unlikely.

 

[DesertRoo]

I hope he has a successful coaching career, just not at Essendon at this point in time.

That’s not the sprit, you’ve got more people in here cheering on the return of golden balls.
The players would be thankful too, they’ll end up being the most tested athletes on the planet if he returns, ASADA will just assign a person to follow them around.

 

[Massive Unit]

I was having a little medical treatment yesterday from someone who spent a long stint at *
During the consult we got chatting about footy, and there were a significant amount of expletives coming out of his mouth when referring to Dean Robinson and Dank. They were referred to as ****wits and w*nkers who just looked for any way to cheat the system.

He specifically said that they knew exactly what they were doing and it was more than pushing the envelope in respect to ASADA.
Just because something has been tested on cows in Belgium doesn't mean you should be injecting it into someone's 18yo kid.
Really interesting chat and I look forward to picking it up when I see him again next week.

 

[DesertRoo]

I was having a little medical treatment yesterday from someone who spent a long stint at *
During the consult we got chatting about footy, and there were a significant amount of expletives coming out of his mouth when referring to Dean Robinson and Dank. They were referred to as ****wits and w*nkers who just looked for any way to cheat the system.

He specifically said that they knew exactly what they were doing and it was more than pushing the envelope in respect to ASADA.
Just because something has been tested on cows in Belgium doesn't mean you should be injecting it into someone's 18yo kid.
Really interesting chat and I look forward to picking it up when I see him again next week.

Everybody always conveniently forgets Turds mate Charter.

Essendon doping scandal: Shane Charter's admission 'gold', says ASADA

An admission by biochemist Shane Charter that he sourced the banned thymosin beta 4 and delivered it to a chemist commissioned by Stephen Dank has been described as "gold" by Australian Sports Anti-Doping Authority sources.

www.theage.com.au

 

[Gumble Frankieton]

 

[Samsquanch]

I was having a little medical treatment yesterday from someone who spent a long stint at *
During the consult we got chatting about footy, and there were a significant amount of expletives coming out of his mouth when referring to Dean Robinson and Dank. They were referred to as ****wits and w*nkers who just looked for any way to cheat the system.

He specifically said that they knew exactly what they were doing and it was more than pushing the envelope in respect to ASADA.
Just because something has been tested on cows in Belgium doesn't mean you should be injecting it into someone's 18yo kid.
Really interesting chat and I look forward to picking it up when I see him again next week.

I can't say much but l spoke some time back to a close relative of an ex player who was suspended. He spoke in the same terms. Said the player had absolutely no idea what was being injected but was continually told that the AFL signed off on it so it was legit.

The player never checked for himself due to the club assurances.

 

[see see]

I was having a little medical treatment yesterday from someone who spent a long stint at *
During the consult we got chatting about footy, and there were a significant amount of expletives coming out of his mouth when referring to Dean Robinson and Dank. They were referred to as ****wits and w*nkers who just looked for any way to cheat the system.

He specifically said that they knew exactly what they were doing and it was more than pushing the envelope in respect to ASADA.
Just because something has been tested on cows in Belgium doesn't mean you should be injecting it into someone's 18yo kid.
Really interesting chat and I look forward to picking it up when I see him again next week.

So how did the boner injections work out for you? Were they a 'raging' success?