Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[DapperDon]

They’re usually in for intravenous. Didn’t know they hit it in the nose too.

whatever it takes my man!

 

[boncer34]

Don't the bubbles hurt your nose?

Why are you drinking with your nose?

 

[ferball]

Because I can...

 

[boncer34]

Is this the real game day thread?

 

[Lomas]

Whatever happens tonight, North are still closer to a premiership.

 

[boncer34]

Whatever happens tonight, North are still closer to a premiership.

Tasmania is closer than both.

 

[Lomas]

Tasmania is closer than both.

I don't like this banter......

 

[boncer34]

I don't like this banter......

It's better than the football.

 

[Lomas]

When your 9 year old sees the push out and the throw but the umpire can't se either.

 

[boncer34]

When your 9 year old sees the push out and the throw but the umpire can't se either.

I didn't see it

 

[DapperDon]

Good win!

 

[The Nostradamus]

Imagine not being able to beat us by more than a goal when we have our skipper concussed and greenwood

 

[boncer34]

Imagine not being able to beat us by more than a goal when we have our skipped concussed and greenwood

No need for the PP

 

[The Nostradamus]

No need for the PP

We are still on track for it but depends how many wins we get this year

 

[boncer34]

We are still on track for it but depends how many wins we get this year

Ran a top 6 side for 4 quarters. PP make you unbeatable.

 

[gokangas]

Ran a top 6 side for 4 quarters. PP make you unbeatable.

Top side? Ummmmm, no.

 

[boncer34]

Top side? Ummmmm, no.

Top 6. Ladder says so.

 

[DapperDon]

I went early,

Good loss

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Never in doubt, easy game for the Dons.

 

[The Devils Advocate]

When your 9 year old sees the push out and the throw but the umpire can't se either.

Was he alive when you last beat us?

 

[Lomas]

Was he alive when you last beat us?

Yes, but his Aunt wasn't alive last time you won a final.

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Unfortunate you lost your grand final, but there's no shame in losing to ultimately a bigger and more successful club.

 

[Engimal v3]

Brad Scott just realising he's been roped into starting another rebuild

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Yes, but his Aunt wasn't alive last time you won a final.

Sorry to hear about her passing

 

[see see]

Top 6. Ladder says so.

** Checks ladder **

So you are. That means you're on track to suffer your usual first week finals humiliation in front of a home crowd. Good times