Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[Lomas]

Sorry to hear about her passing

Oh, she’s about to turn 17

 

[HARPSichord]

Must say I'm looking forward to watching * lose another elimination final by 10 goals.

 

[Lomas]

Unfortunate you lost your grand final, but there's no shame in losing to ultimately a bigger and more successful club.

Thanks, you lot set the standard when in comes to not winning finals. Generational talent

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Thanks, you lot set the standard when in comes to not winning finals. Generational talent

Whilst your mob set the standard when it comes to not winning, period.

Real recognise real

 

[boncer34]

** Checks ladder **

So you are. That means you're on track to suffer your usual first week finals humiliation in front of a home crowd. Good times

We don't normally get a home crowd. It'll be exciting.

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Oh, she’s about to turn 17

Ah got ya, good bants.

 

[Lomas]

Ah got ya, good bants.

Cheers. And no, she doesn't want a date with Stringer.

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Cheers. And no, she doesn't want a date with Stringer.

 

[boncer34]

Cheers. And no, she doesn't want a date with Stringer.

To old

 

[Lomas]

To old

Lucky girl

 

[The acurate one]

Jokes on you * . Your draft pick is looking very ordinary.

Lol and haha

 

[shinboner magic]

Unfortunate you lost your grand final, but there's no shame in losing to ultimately a bigger and more successful club.

Second last coach to win a final for * did it on 1968

Remember that you're a haha big club

 

[boncer34]

Second last coach to win a final for * did it on 1968

Remember that you're a haha big club

Which is why we didn't sell home games to a place that's literally the opposite of our club name.

You guys know Tassie is South of Melbourne yeah?

 

[blackshadow]

Now that * has won their grand final let's watch the grand final hangover set in.

 

[boncer34]

Now that * has won their grand final let's watch the grand final hangover set in.

Do you really want Carlton to win?

 

[DuckYeah]

** Checks ladder **

So you are. That means you're on track to suffer your usual first week finals humiliation in front of a home crowd. Good times

They wont make it. They’ll tumble out of the 8 in gold medal fashion

 

[boncer34]

They wont make it. They’ll tumble out of the 8 in gold medal fashion

As long as it's not a 10 goal loss after a 9-0 start to the season. We'd have to fold the club.

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Jokes on you * . Your draft pick is looking very ordinary.

Lol and haha

It's alright, we got Nic Martin at SSP, Sam Durham at the MSD and also the guy who kicked the sealer at MSD.
Our draft picks also don't leave after a year.

 

[The Devils Advocate]

You guys know Tassie is South of Melbourne yeah?

yeah, but it's above it still Bonce

 

[North1411]

As long as it's not a 10 goal loss after a 9-0 start to the season. We'd have to fold the club.

Not so bad if you fold the club, you already sold out when you got kicked out of windy hill by a bowls club

 

[boncer34]

Not so bad if you fold the club, you already sold out when you got kicked out of windy hill by a bowls club

So you're saying we should've destroyed a community group?

Poor form.

 

[North1411]

Haha, you're such a soulless empty shell of a corporation that you could not even consider developing the place for it to be a win win. You automatically think you would have to destroy a community group.

Enjoy the empty hanger!

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Second last coach to win a final for * did it on 1968

Remember that you're a haha big club

Come on mate, this is a pretty bad sledge. Mention the drug saga or something, at least.

 

[ferball]

Too old

FTFY

 

[ferball]

As long as it's not a 10 goal loss after a 9-0 start to the season. We'd have to fold the club employ that coach.