Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[giantroo]

Essendon is confident new coach Brad Scott will establish a winning culture at the club, after signing him to a four-year deal.

The former North Melbourne coach leapfrogged Melbourne assistant Adem Yze

Adem Yze

Age

47

Ht

187cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

14.4

5star

HB

3.8

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

5.2

2star

K

3.4

2star

HB

1.8

2star

M

0.6

1star

T

0.6

3star

and Essendon champion James Hird to land the top job.

The four-year deal is worth somewhere between $3.5m and $4m.

 

[roos 10]

Hird ,McVeigh , solman. Will be ass coaches bet

 

[Dan]

Lol tall poppy? The lofty heights of throwing darts on twitter.

Well…if we’re using dart analogies…that guy’s scoring 180’s.

And the vast majority of those here with inside info can’t even hit the board.

 

[Dan]

**** me.

Brad be like thank you very much.

 

[see see]

In other words, in 2026 he'll be getting $900k to sit on his arse doing nothing.

 

[Samsquanch]

Decided on a draft assistance package whilst in conversations to coach an opposing club.

You can’t make this s**t up.

Corrupt.

Conflicted.

Campaigner.

 

[Roosurgence]

You can just imagine the first chat with Jake Stringer

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Jake Stringer

Age

30

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.8

5star

D

8.5

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

4star

G

2.5

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

…….. Brad: Jake have you thought about your property portfolio? Jake: I have thought about investing in a business where the local school kids hang out.

 

[My Left Foote]

This guy?

No this guy.

 

[Daniltchenko You Beauty]

In other words, in 2026 he'll be getting $900k to sit on his arse doing nothing.

To play golf? Actually he'll be doing that anyway.

 

[Jade]

sigh

BRB, have posts to delete.

 

[amaz199]

Essendon is confident new coach Brad Scott will establish a winning culture at the club, after signing him to a four-year deal.

The former North Melbourne coach leapfrogged Melbourne assistant Adem Yze and Essendon champion James Hird to land the top job.

The four-year deal is worth somewhere between $3.5m and $4m.

900k a year to finish between 6-10th at best.

 

[larson]

Isn’t your coach allegedly a racist that forces young men to kill their babies? Yeah I’ll take Scott

 

[My Left Foote]

I saw that one and others.

I don’t get it….why are people shitty about this guy knowing stuff in advance.

Spare me the tall poppy syndrome.

It’s because of shit like this, says Scott is the front runner, then 10 days later Yze has been offered the job. Then after Scott is appointed replies to his Yze tweet saying he didn’t get the job because of the Hawthorn saga, how convenient!

 

[Shermanator]

You can just imagine the first chat with Jake Stringer…….. Brad: Jake have you thought about your property portfolio? Jake: I can’t think I’m a spanner..

FIFY

 

[Shermanator]

Isn’t your coach allegedly a racist that forces young men to kill their babies? Yeah I’ll take Scott

 

[shinboner magic]

Isn’t your coach allegedly a racist that forces young men to kill their babies? Yeah I’ll take Scott

Hey simpleton - there’s a rainbow enjoy

 

[Devington]

Essendon is confident new coach Brad Scott will establish a winning culture at the club, after signing him to a four-year deal.

The former North Melbourne coach leapfrogged Melbourne assistant Adem Yze and Essendon champion James Hird to land the top job.

The four-year deal is worth somewhere between $3.5m and $4m.

900k a year, **** me dead. Must have been one hell of a slideshow presentation.

 

[shinboner magic]

Decided on a draft assistance package whilst in conversations to coach an opposing club.

You can’t make this s**t up.

If we had Balls we’d make noises about this but we’ll be silent as usual.

900k **** me

 

[PeaTea]

Isn’t your coach allegedly a racist that forces young men to kill their babies? Yeah I’ll take Scott

flipping lol

 

[Lomas]

900k a year, * me dead. Must have been one hell of a slideshow presentation.

Casual rate, no job security

 

[Bertie22]

Corrupt.

Conflicted.

Campaigner.

In another post I suggested that as a recent former North coach he had a conflict of interest in this decision about draft assistance. Irrespective of the outcome for North, he should have excused himself. There is no indication from him or the AFL that he did. It now emerges that at the time he was most likely in conversations about coaching a rival club. Irrespective of which club, that is a terrible look. AFL and integrity...never in the same sentence.

 

[Shermanator]

Isn’t your coach allegedly a racist that forces young men to kill their babies? Yeah I’ll take Scott

Ours is alleged, yours is a proven imbecile.. of course you’ll take Scott haha fukin idiots!!!

 

[blackshadow]

Does this Scotts announcement negatively affect our ability to retain Turner?

Maybe we can trade him to *

Brad and Sugar reunited

 

[Samsquanch]

I can't wait for the press conference.

Will he remove the North polo and pull on an Essendon one in the presser?

 

[bhoysdontcry67]

Yze left at the alter again! Wish I felt sorry for the bloke.