Vintage Bay Tales of "not convicted" men

[bontshow]

Kinky.

Grand Final, Shane Edwards lining up after the siren, Richmond down by 5 points. Do you want him to kick it?

 

[Wosh]

I'll do yours yellow & black if Richmond go back to back

Noted

 

[Wosh]

If you beat us in round 2, you can paint my nails too*

*It's on April Fools Day so all bets are null and void

Wheres your other post?

 

[bontshow]

Wheres your other post?

Which one? I've deleted like 10 of them

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Painting a womans nails is pretty up close and personal
Like brushing her hair or buttering her toast

Last year I painted a woman's nails and half way through I realised I'd been Friendzoned...

 

[Wosh]

Is the friendzone kind of like the G-spot?

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Reminds me if the scene in Pulp Fiction where they discuss foot massages. Just leave the feet alone.

I think that scene makes a very valid point - giving someone a foot masage is NOT THE SAME as eating out their pussy.

 

[Carson Dial]

I think that scene makes a very valid point - giving someone a foot masage is NOT THE SAME as eating out their pussy.

Ok I’ve misinterpreted this movie but I feel better for it!

 

[William Wonka]

I think that scene makes a very valid point - giving someone a foot masage is NOT THE SAME as eating out their pussy.

It is if you massage between their big toes with your tounge.

 

[Wosh]

 

[oogac]

Boydogs, would you paint a man's toenails?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

 

[William Wonka]

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Really?
I just described oral sex.

 

[Wosh]

Really?
I just described oral sex.

You shouldnt type with your mouth full

 

[Packedlunch]

You shouldnt type with your mouth full

The typewriter is one of Wonka’s complimentary techniques!

 

[William Wonka]

You shouldnt type with your mouth full

Never!
Im a gentleman.

I wait until we switch to doggystyle before I pick up my phone.

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Stop hitting on Woosh Wonka, you Geoffery Rushesque campaigner!

And on that subject, when will convicted Bombers come back. (Hope he doesn't pull a "Brooks was here" like in Shawshank Redemption.)

And who the f*** is he on Twitter? Gotta look him up.

 

[Wosh]

Stop hitting on Woosh Wonka, you Geoffery Rushesque campaigner!

And on that subject, when will convicted Bombers come back. (Hope he doesn't pull a "Brooks was here" like in Shawshank Redemption.)

And who the f*** is he on Twitter? Gotta look him up.

I’d let you paint my nails JCVD, and pick the colour

 

[Art Corvelay]

Is the friendzone kind of like the G-spot?

No, friend zone exists.

 

[William Wonka]

Stop hitting on Woosh Wonka, you Geoffery Rushesque campaigner!

And on that subject, when will convicted Bombers come back. (Hope he doesn't pull a "Brooks was here" like in Shawshank Redemption.)

And who the f*** is he on Twitter? Gotta look him up.

How dare you suggest such a thing!
I didn't even so much as offer to paint a single nail.

Defamation action started- I hope you have deep pockets.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Stop hitting on Woosh Wonka, you Geoffery Rushesque campaigner!

And on that subject, when will convicted Bombers come back. (Hope he doesn't pull a "Brooks was here" like in Shawshank Redemption.)

And who the f*** is he on Twitter? Gotta look him up.

Was Brooks a paedo? Shawly he would have been shanked well beforehand if any of the other prisoners knew? It's a 'loose secret' that in many cases it's the guards themselves who let slip to general population in prisons about who's a sex offender and what they did.

They're universally despised.

 

[BigJoeD_]

"Brooks was here"

So was Red

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

How dare you suggest such a thing!
I didn't even so much as offer to paint a single nail.

Defamation action started- I hope you have deep pockets.

Forget about the nail-painting William. My lawyer Saul Goodman advises me that you inferred using a mobile communications device in the canine position as witnessed in post number 1841. Defame away!!!

Was Brooks a paedo? Shawly he would have been shanked well beforehand if any of the other prisoners knew? It's a 'loose secret' that in many cases it's the guards themselves who let slip to general population in prisons about who's a sex offender and what they did.

C'mon Sicko. Surely you've seen Shawshank. Brooks was an institutionalised elderly man who'd been in there for decades, could neither understand nor cope with the unfamiliar outside world when he was finally released and ended up hanging himself in a halfway house.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

C'mon Sicko. Surely you've seen Shawshank. Brooks was an institutionalised elderly man who'd been in there for decades, could neither understand nor cope with the unfamiliar outside world when he was finally released and ended up hanging himself in a halfway house.

Heh. Maybe I misread that. I thought you might have been inferring that Brooks (the character) was inside for kiddy-fiddling. Regardless, I'm going to watch this movie again.

 

[The_Game_1981]

NL throwing boydogs out of the window...

For some reason when I read that and thought of this.