Vintage Bay Tales of "not convicted" men

[William Wonka]

Forget about the nail-painting William. My lawyer Saul Goodman advises me that you inferred using a mobile communications device in the canine position as witnessed in post number 1841. Defame away!!!

My post obviously refers to my actions with my current partner.
It is crystal clear I was not referring to Wooshette because her profile says 'Female' and my team supported is 'Hawthorn'.

You might as well start writing zeros on my check now as there will be a lot of them needed.

 

[Wosh]

For some reason when I read that and thought of this.

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Probably because it's someone being thrown out of a window

 

[Wosh]

My post obviously refers to my actions with my current partner.
It is crystal clear I was not referring to Wooshette because her profile says 'Female' and my team supported is 'Hawthorn'.
You might as well start writing zeros on my check now as there will be a lot of them needed.

And NO ONE would lie on their profile

 

[Starburns_]

And NO ONE would lie on their profile

This reminds me of the angry post from Bombers on Lunchlady Doris' profile about him having a female name.

 

[William Wonka]

This reminds me of the angry post from Bombers on Lunchlady Doris' profile about him having a female name.

Clear case of false advertising.

 

[Wosh]

This reminds me of the angry post from Bombers on Lunchlady Doris' profile about him having a female name.

I remember my first creepy PM on the Bay, wasn't even from Bombres
No one has ever matched it lol

I'm not gonna name names now but I'm sure you remember when I asked you about the person and should I be worried

 

[Starburns_]

I remember my first creepy PM on the Bay, wasn't even from Bombres
No one has ever matched it lol

I'm not gonna name names now but I'm sure you remember when I asked you about the person and should I be worried

I said he was harmless, some years later I would learn he seemed to PM every female on this site.

 

[oogac]

I remember my first creepy PM on the Bay, wasn't even from Bombres
No one has ever matched it lol

I'm not gonna name names now but I'm sure you remember when I asked you about the person and should I be worried

Im gonna change my gender now. lol

 

[Wosh]

I said he was harmless, some years later I would learn he seemed to PM every female on this site.

I learnt that not long after

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

This reminds me of the angry post from Bombers on Lunchlady Doris' profile about him having a female name.

Why do I have 5 pages of posts on my profile? Even some from Sooz.

I've been on here way too long.

 

[Wosh]

Im gonna change my gender now. lol

Again? You must be running out of bits to remove and rearrange.

 

[Wosh]

Never!
Im a gentleman.

I wait until we switch to doggystyle before I pick up my phone.

Thats when I reach for the remote

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Heh. Maybe I misread that. I thought you might have been inferring that Brooks (the character) was inside for kiddy-fiddling. Regardless, I'm going to watch this movie again.

Fair assertion on your part actually..... I did liken him to Bombers after all!

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

I said he was harmless, some years later I would learn he seemed to PM every female on this site.

Classic. Is that person still here?

 

[Packedlunch]

Classic. Is that person still here?

 

[Wosh]

Classic. Is that person still here?

Yes, but hes grown an extra tit

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Yes, but hes grown an extra tit

Wait wut? That’s disgraceful, the most I ever did was ring you while pissed as after watching Geelong get flogged by Freo in a final while another bay poster was pissing on my driveway

*sigh* good times

 

[Wosh]

Wait wut? That’s disgraceful, the most I ever did was ring you while pissed as after watching Geelong get flogged by Freo in a final while another bay poster was pissing on my driveway

*sigh* good times

Les dropped his Southern Comforts lol

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Les dropped his Southern Comforts lol

Yeah all over my driveway, after going through his digestive system

 

[Wosh]

Yeah all over my driveway, after going through his digestive system

Steve - "Whats so funny, who are you talking to?"
Me - "Just a couple of drunk campaigners from Bigfooty"
Steve - "Oh ok" Goes back to reading magazine.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Steve - "Whats so funny, who are you talking to?"
Me - "Just a couple of drunk campaigners from Bigfooty"
Steve - "Oh ok" Goes back to reading magazine.

Poor bastard just about broke his foot on the way home after kicking a ticket machine at the train station I think. Very messy but very funny night.

 

[Art Corvelay]

I'm not gonna name names now but I'm sure you remember when I asked you about the person and should I be worried

I appreciate your discretion

 

[El Dubya]

I think that scene makes a very valid point - giving someone a foot masage is NOT THE SAME as eating out their pussy.

It's the same ball park though.

 

[A Cut Above]

NL throwing boydogs out of the window...

NL strikes me as the kind of guy if he caught another man painting Morgs' nails he'd jump in & make it a nail-painting threesome

 

[El Dubya]

NL strikes me as the kind of guy if he caught another man painting Morgs' nails he'd jump in & make it a nail-painting threesome