Media Tarkyn_24 Will Not Win the Fred Medal

[T2B_]

It depends. If the deciding game of his Fred venture was against us, we could just sit Pie 4 Life on him. Seems a bit cruel I know, but it's a proven formula.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

It depends. If the deciding game of his Fred venture was against us, we could just sit Pie 4 Life on him. Seems a bit cruel I know, but it's a proven formula.

apologies if this question is rude and not appropriate but how much does Pie 4 Life weigh? Will they be heavy enough to be able to sit on Tarkyn_24 and stop his muscle mass of -3?

 

[T2B_]

apologies if this question is rude and not appropriate but how much does Pie 4 Life weigh? Will they be heavy enough to be able to sit on Tarkyn_24 and stop his muscle mass of -3?

Didn't the PC department of the SFA phase out weight listings?

 

[thewizardmelon]

Didn't the PC department of the SFA phase out weight listings?

You would be the type to want weigh-ins made obsolete, you’ve got a pear shaped figure after all!

 

[T2B_]

You would be the type to want weigh-ins made obsolete, you’ve got a pear shaped figure after all!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

It depends. If the deciding game of his Fred venture was against us, we could just sit Pie 4 Life on him. Seems a bit cruel I know, but it's a proven formula.

For a headache, sure

 

[okeydoke7]

okeydoke7 likes the thread title.

All I care about is premiership glory. I’m a team first kind of guy, unlike the glory hog Tarkyn_24

 

[Pie 4 Life]

apologies if this question is rude and not appropriate but how much does Pie 4 Life weigh? Will they be heavy enough to be able to sit on Tarkyn_24 and stop his muscle mass of -3?

Tarks now has a muscle mass of -3? Obviously been working out a lot lately!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Tarks now has a muscle mass of -3? Obviously been working out a lot lately!

The Hawks facility down at Wally's centre of excellence has done him well

 

[Pie 4 Life]

The Hawks facility down at Wally's centre of excellence has done him well

Good on you for finding Wally!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Good on you for finding Wally!

Tarkyn_24 has, I haven't :/ its harder than it looks

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I’ll win it for Mobbs. I promised him while he was in the hospital

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I’ll win it for Mobbs. I promised him while he was in the hospital

TheGoatBaron Will Not Win the FRED medal

 

[Brenton Davy]

Tarkyn_24 Will Not Win the Fred Medal

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by Dr. Ultimas Ressier

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It was a fantastic weekend for Tarkyn_24 as he went head-to-head with the Ophidian Old Boys General Harvey Manfrenjensenden and kicked twelve goals. An event that has only happened five games in a 24 year period of the Sweet Football Association.

Tarks now has a convincing lead on the Fred medal leader board with a five goal lead over Fighting Furies resident, ShaunDuggan , but this result is actually fantastic news for ShaunDuggan and that's exactly what we will explore shortly.

The science and mathematics are simple for even the feeble-minded to understand.

There are 15 players in the history of the Sweet Football Association that have kicked 11 or 12 goals and just three have won the Fred medal in the same exact season. Therefore, there is just a 000020 percent chance of Tarkyn_24 adding himself to this list.

To back up this point, Tarkyn_24 has won three Fred medals in the past. 0 percent of players that have played a single game in the Sweet Football Association has won four making it statistically and scientific and mathematically sound that it is impossible for Tarkyn_24 to be the first to do that.

That's right across three key categories - Statistics, Science, and Maths. It is IMPOSSIBLE for Tarkyn_24 to win the Fred Medal.

Lets go further into that and put it into a percentage: zero percent.

In conclusion, Qooty just doesn't allow it.

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One round wonder…

Or whoever he plays for…

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Weird that you say that considering the Wonders might have a spot opening at full forward if BFew does perform this week....

Unfortunately the Wonders are on my "no play" list

 

[Tarkyn_24]

One round wonder…

Or whoever he plays for…

Nothing says one round wonder like being the all time leading goalscorer AND extending your gap on every other person to ever play in the competition.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Nothing says one round wonder like being the all time leading goalscorer AND extending your gap on every other person to ever play in the competition.

Records are only there to be broken

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Records are only there to be broken

Correct. And I’ll continue doing so most, if not all, weeks.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Unfortunately the Wonders are on my "no play" list

same