Entertainment & Music Terrible Song Lyrics

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How did Rebecca Black (Friday) not get a mention yet?
 
timtamWB said:
Trumpets by Jason Derulo. "Is it weird that your ass reminds me of a Kanye West song? Is it weird that your bra reminds me of a Katy Perry song?" Yes. Yes it is Jason.
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Trumpets has possibly the stupidest lyrics I have ever heard which says a lot.
 
RedmanWasHere said:
If Taylor Swift knew he was trouble before he walked in, why did she go out with him in the first place?
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Because deep down we are all optimists.

Tayswift you get me.
 

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I've always found this ****in moronic

[Taio Cruz - Hook:]
I got a hangover, whoa!
I've been drinking too much for sure
I got a hangover, whoa!
I got an empty cup
Pour me some more

So I can go until I blow up, eh
And I can drink until I throw up, eh
And I don't ever ever want to grow up, eh
I wanna keep it going, keep keep, keep it going, going, going, going....

[Taio]
I got a little bit trashed last night, night
I got a little bit wasted, yeah yeah
I got a little bit mashed last night, night
I got a little shhh faced it, yeah yeah

Oh oh oh oh oh
I'm on the roof
If you don't know
Well now you know

[Taio Cruz - Hook:]
I got a hangover, whoa!
I've been drinking too much for sure
I got a hangover, whoa!
I got an empty cup
Pour me some more

So I can go until I blow up, eh
And I can drink until I throw up, eh
And I don't ever ever want to grow up, eh
I wanna keep it going, keep keep, keep it going, come on!

[Flo Rida - Rap Verse]
Drink up, cause a party ain't a party til you ride all threw it.
End up on the floor, can't remember you clueless.
Officer like what the hell is you doin'
Stopping it, trouble it, you know you know what? come again
Give me (gimme) Henn, Give me(gimme)gin, give me (gimme) champagne
Bubbles til' the end
What happens after that, if you inspired til I'm ten
Like oh my homie Taio, we can all sip again
Again and again
Wasted so what, irrelevant
We're kicked to the head, who's selling it
I got the hangover , that's my medicine
Don't mean like I said, I'm too intelligent
A little jack can't hurt this veteran
I show up but I never throw up, so let the drinks go up, go up

[Taio Cruz - Hook:]
I got a hangover, whoa!
I've been drinking too much for sure
I got a hangover, whoa!
I got an empty cup
Pour me some more

So I can go until I blow up, eh
And I can drink until I throw up, eh
And I don't ever ever want to grow up, eh
I wanna keep it going, keep keep, keep it going, come on!
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Not gonna get mad about shitty pop lyrics, pop music has always had shit lyrics, it's more about marketing than anything else. Someone mentioned 2Chainz, he's easy to hate but I kind of like him, his serious stuff didn't blow up after years of trying so he started taking the piss with his verses and became successful that way, 100k a verse for a few puns, I wouldn't mind that kind of $$$. Only lyrics that really annoy me are your Lana Del Ray types that take themselves too seriously and come off as entirely insincere...
 
I'll tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
Oh please say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please say to me
You'll let me hold your hand
Now let me hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
And when I touch you I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide
Yeah, you got that something
I think you'll understand
When I say that something
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
And when I touch you I feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide
Yeah, you got that something
I think you'll understand
When I feel that something
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
I want to hold your hand
 
mdizzle said:
Not gonna get mad about shitty pop lyrics, pop music has always had shit lyrics, it's more about marketing than anything else. Someone mentioned 2Chainz, he's easy to hate but I kind of like him, his serious stuff didn't blow up after years of trying so he started taking the piss with his verses and became successful that way, 100k a verse for a few puns, I wouldn't mind that kind of $$$. Only lyrics that really annoy me are your Lana Del Ray types that take themselves too seriously and come off as entirely insincere...
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I actually think pop lyrics have gotten worse. They're always been mindless and cheesy, but these days they don't even bother trying to tell a coherent tale, no matter how lame. Now they're just like a bunch of random words and statements placed together for no other reason than they rhyme. Two lines could be from completely different songs.
 
mdizzle said:
Not gonna get mad about shitty pop lyrics, pop music has always had shit lyrics, it's more about marketing than anything else. Someone mentioned 2Chainz, he's easy to hate but I kind of like him, his serious stuff didn't blow up after years of trying so he started taking the piss with his verses and became successful that way, 100k a verse for a few puns, I wouldn't mind that kind of $$$. Only lyrics that really annoy me are your Lana Del Ray types that take themselves too seriously and come off as entirely insincere...
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I mentioned 2 chainz. His lyrics on Jason Derulo's lyrics are ****ing shithouse. Whether he's taking the piss or not.

Then, you go and diss on Lana Del Rey. Mdizzle pls.
 
roo2macca said:
I posted this in another music thread and it needs to be included here.

"Sarah, won't you tell me your name?"

You just said her name you dumb ****!
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I remember being in the crowd at an Eskies gig at the Big Day Out years ago, yelling out "It's ****ing Sarah!!" after that line and getting a bit of a laugh :D
 
30 Minutes To New Orleans by Lil Wayne:

0 minutes to New Orleans​
T, you gotta feel me
shout out, see bitch man, holla at me

Okay, gucci backpack, fresh black adidas
rollin on a pill, rollin up some reefers
declining all the Kesha’s, replying to the Kims
still knockin’ boots like hammers on Tims
I’ma mutha****a baby, Weezy f baby
yeah I get it wet and I keep it wet baby
I can make a dyke say she leavin’ that lady
I can make a lady say she leavin that
pussy ass fellow that gave her that baby
now she with Weezy f, Weezy f, Weezy f, Weezy f baby
hahahaha Weezy f baby hahahahaha
now watcha gone watcha gone watcha gone do
when Nina Ross come and put that pussy on you
now you probly still a virgin and Imma bust your cherry
and I’ma come through in something so cherry
and I’m sittin on Pirelli’s, pumpin Makaveli
showed your girlfriend my house, she think I live in Italy
just bought a jet I’m bout to take that bitch to LA
bitch I never met ‘em ’bout to meet that bitch in LA

oooh I’m feelin myself
I’m so fly, shawty think I really fly stealth
I’m so paid shawty I could really buy a stealth
and I’m feeling my belt and I’m feelin my sneaks
cuz I dont see them on anybody
got the semi by me, for anybody
yeaaa I’m from up town
yeaaa I’m from up town
yeaaa I’m from up town
eastside
I’m lightin’ up to blunts at one time
and I thank God I can say **** one time
I’m sippin on two cups at one time
and I thank God I can say **** one time
**** one time
**** one time
**** one time
Thank God

Louie V bag all black Hammer
Louie V shoes with the Louie Bandanna
Louie phone case, Louie sidekick case
might put LV on the side of my bitch face
man I’m a dog, I go so hard
man I’m a dog bout to come in your yard
bout to, bout to, come on your lady
Weezy F, Weezy F, Weezy F baby
hahahaha
Weezy F, Weezy F, Weezy F baby
hahahaha
and Young mula baby
can’t forget

I beat that track til that bitch blue black
it’s Weezy F the monster even if you momma
even ex your momma, leave ya next to momma
you are so pussy gonorrhea’s your aroma
blind gynaecolagist can see that your vagina
me, me, me turn beef to Bologna
aint go around me like a Honda
better yet she ride it like Travis Pastrana
**** the X-games, it’s ecstasy game
show me a mirror cause I’m so glad to meet Wayne

oooh I’m feelin myself
I’m so fly, shawty think I really fly stealth
I’m so paid shawty I could really buy a stealth
and I’m feeling my belt and I’m feelin my sneaks
cuz I dont see them on anybody
got the semi by me, for anybody
yeaaa I’m from up town
yeaaa I’m from up town
yeaaa I’m from up town
Eastside​
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kfc1 said:
Come Said The Boy is a classic, great lyrics
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If I'd written these lyrics as a 10 year old I'd be ashamed


Oh, but come said the boy, let's go down on the sand
Let's do what we wanna do, let me be a man for you
Just say come with me boy, just take my hand
I'll let you see what you wanna see
Come on be my man for me
Oh-woh-woh-oh, oh-woh-woh-oh
Oh-woh-woh-oh, oh-woh-woh
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Mofra said:
How did Rebecca Black (Friday) not get a mention yet?
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Came to post that! Should be number 1 by a looooonnnngggg way:


(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
 
Love, love me do
You know I love you
You know I'll be true
So love, love me do

Unfortunately there's no great era of pop lyrics to hark back to, it's all crap.
 

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