Off-topic The Bay 13 Cricket thread - On the Windies bandwagon with Plugger. F*** India

[Duritz]

That's right, that's right. That wasn't a typo, you're all ****tas.

Our bowling attack is without doubt top couple in the world, and in 2-3 years will be clearly #1. Even that South African fanny face Mickey Arthur said that after being sacked. Pattinson, Starc, Siddle, Cummins (when he eventually gets right) Harris, Agar and the Pakistani wog fella is clearly a dominant bowling attack. And of course it's proven overnight when we dismissed England for two fifths of **** all.

The batting, on the other hand, contains a bunch of ****s. NSW ****s. The worst kind of ****s. The ****y kind of ****s.

They are why we can't win any tests, and the sooner NSW is cut away from the mainland and pushed away to drift off into the ocean and fend for itself, the ****ing better. And take Tassie with you. They're incestual ****s. That's the worst kind of ****s.

 

[funk44]

fully endorse this thread

 

[Nomore4s]

Harry O has just gone into meltdown over this thread.

 

[Bennett.]

 

[Wingard2Butcher]

lol where are all the star victorian batsmen then oh wait they don't exist how embarrassment

 

[charcoalchicken]

****ter capital of Australia

 

[Wingard2Butcher]

agreed sydeny and nsw are full of flaming ****tas

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Prince of Penrith doesn't like this.

 

[Duritz]

Prince of Penrith doesn't like this.

He'd be outraged mate.

 

[Big One]

Glad I went to bed once we bowled them.. Same old story really! Usually Clarke is there to save us, but not this time.

 

[Gongswan]

Probably has a Bay 13 account.

Duritz is Pieterson, gold

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

No comments from NSW people here, must all be getting up to homosexual activities like going to the opera house, I mean really. An "opera house", gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

 

[Costanza_]

NSW ****s. The worst kind of ****s. The ****y kind of ****s.

Implying this guy isn't swimming in clunge.

 

[Plugger35]

You really don't like people who have the last name Lyon do you.

Thank god Ross Lyon doesn't coach the Australian cricket team, they'd bat for 3 days to score about 50 runs and then try to bowl out the opposition for 45 runs.

 

[SydneyPhilly]

Gotta love the Australian batting order

 

[Eshay187]

What would the last 15 years have looked like without New South Welshman?

Taylor, Steve Waugh, Mark Waugh ,McGrath, Ponting (f off Tasmania),gilchrist (f off wa), Clarke, Haddin, Lee. You should be thanking us for the years of dominance we did have.

While Warne was having a spell for getting his Dank on, who did Vicotria give us? hodge for an unmemorable game or 2?

And who are we going to replace the current crop of new south Welshmen with?

Now apologise.

 

[Yidaki]

Harry O has just gone into meltdown over this thread.

Get Goodsey down there for it ya reckon?

 

[Plugger35]

If only we had some gun Vic batsmen like Quiney and Maxwell to shore up the batting order.

 

[Duritz]

Looks like some of the NSW'elshmen are getting antsy! Haven't had your daily dose of **** boys?

 

[Yidaki]

Looks like some of the NSW'elshmen are getting antsy! Haven't had your daily dose of **** boys?

lulz.

 

[KardiniaPark]

No comments from NSW people here, must all be getting up to homosexual activities like going to the opera house, I mean really. An "opera house", gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

sOZ, was just clearing all the jizz out of my eyes. I'm here now.

Duritz If the NSW Batsmen are so shit why can't any Vics get in there? They must be ****ing awful? Who is our best Batsman? Where does he come from? Why can't the Vics have anyone good enough to captain the country? Are they poor leaders? Taylor/Border/Clarke/Waugh/Ponting/The Chappells...Has anyone from Victoria even Captained the ****ing team since Lawry

 

[Plugger35]

sOZ, was just clearing all the jizz out of my eyes. I'm here now.

Duritz If the NSW Batsmen are so shit why can't any Vics get in there? They must be ******* awful? Who is our best Batsman? Where does he come from? Why can't the Vics have anyone good enough to captain the country? Are they poor leaders? Taylor/Border/Clarke/Waugh/Ponting/The Chappells...Has anyone from Victoria even Captained the ******* team since Lawry

Graham Yallop but that was back when all the good players had gone to World Series Cricket.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Graham Yallop but that was back when all the good players had gone to World Series Cricket.

LOL no wonder Melgawn went with Trengrove, there is no leaders in the entire ****ing state!

 

[Duritz]

sOZ, was just clearing all the jizz out of my eyes. I'm here now.

Duritz If the NSW Batsmen are so shit why can't any Vics get in there? They must be ******* awful? Who is our best Batsman? Where does he come from? Why can't the Vics have anyone good enough to captain the country? Are they poor leaders? Taylor/Border/Clarke/Waugh/Ponting/The Chappells...Has anyone from Victoria even Captained the ******* team since Lawry

No all our batsmen are better, it's just that the batting lineup is a homo boys club from NSW picked by previous homo NSW batsmen who were picked (and by picked I mean rooted in the bumhole) by ex NSW batsmen, and so on.

If the actual best batsmen in the country were picked, like Hodge, Maxwell, David Hussey, then we'd be #1 in the world still.

We've been able to break the tradition in the bowling ranks, and look what happens, we'll have to work on the batting bit next.

 

[Dazb86]

Agreed wholeheartedly.