- Thread starter
- #7,976
The Italian man goes to Malta...
Wun-uv-a dai I go to Malta and stay in da big-a motel. In da morneeng I go down for brekfest and ask fa two piss of toast. The waidress, she only bring-a me wun. I say ey I want two piss, she say go to da toilet. I say, you no undstand, I want two piss on my plate. She say you bedder no piss on da plate you son um-ma beach! I don even noe dis lady and she call me son um-ma beach.
Classic joke.
Wun-uv-a dai I go to Malta and stay in da big-a motel. In da morneeng I go down for brekfest and ask fa two piss of toast. The waidress, she only bring-a me wun. I say ey I want two piss, she say go to da toilet. I say, you no undstand, I want two piss on my plate. She say you bedder no piss on da plate you son um-ma beach! I don even noe dis lady and she call me son um-ma beach.
Classic joke.