This is why they will never be replaced.You gotta admit there is some beauty in the closure the Brownlow gives footy fans at the end of the year.
Throughout the year, the umpires divide us as we each scream bloody murder about how our teams are mistreated, but then at the end of the year we can all come together to agree that the umpires are completely useless.
They’re a critical part of the drama, for better or (mostly) worse.