The Bulldogs and Umpires: Time for a Royal Commission?

[bzparkes]

Lol. Bulldogs are +61 for free kicks in finals since 2016.

Their supporters should just sit down and shut the **** up.

Enjoy your reach-around from the umpires and AFL and hope you win the flag. Nobody else will be wishing for you to.

 

[Bald]

Lol. Bulldogs are +61 for free kicks in finals since 2016.

Their supporters should just sit down and shut the fu** up.

Enjoy your reach-around from the umpires and AFL and hope you win the flag. Nobody else will be wishing for you to.

Why should we do anything you say? Who are you?

 

[bzparkes]

Why should we do anything you say? Who are you?

Because when you're getting an unprecedented armchair ride, the last thing you should do is try to defend it.

No other team in the AFL has ever been gifted a glorious run with the umps like yours.

Sad really, because I used to like watching your team and was hoping they'd win in 2016, until halfway through the match when I began seething with anger at the fix from the AFL to complete the 'fairytale'.

AFL's glorified WWE these days and it looks like guys at the top have picked the Bulldogs as the team they want to give the belt to.

 

[Sentinel]

Why should we do anything you say? Who are you?

Haven't you heard, bzparkes on Bigfooty is the authority on this matter, he pulled out a very interesting statistic which will silence us all.

 

[Bald]

Because when you're getting an unprecedented armchair ride, the last thing you should do is try to defend it.

No other team in the AFL has ever been gifted a glorious run with the umps like yours.

Sad really, because I used to like watching your team and was hoping they'd win in 2016, until halfway through the match when I began seething with anger at the fix from the AFL to complete the 'fairytale'.

AFL's glorified WWE these days and it looks like guys at the top have picked the Bulldogs as the team they want to give the belt to.

You failed to answer my questions.

Why should anyone do anything you say and who are you?

 

[bzparkes]

Haven't you heard, bzparkes on Bigfooty is the authority on this matter, he pulled out a very interesting statistic which will silence us all.

A bit odd no? You've been far ahead in the free kick count, even in losing finals.

Your team is so far and away ahead of any other in free kick differentials that questions need to be asked.

Stevic completely ignored obvious throws directly in front of him last night yet paid the tiniest infringement against Brisbane at every single opportunity.

It was bizarre, considering the umpiring was fine until 10 minutes to go in the second and then it suddenly went haywire in favour of the Bulldogs.

Best thing to do when you're getting such an armchair ride is to stay humble.

 

[bzparkes]

You failed to answer my questions.

Why should anyone do anything you say and who are you?

A nobody, just like you.

So you can either choose to be an anonymous twat or an anonymous humble person.

Choice is yours however I won't be holding my breath waiting for you to choose the latter.

 

[Some Idiot]

I think it says a lot that I've never heard an actual person complain about an umpiring conspiracy. It's purely a bigfooty phenomenon from a vocal minority.

 

[Sentinel]

A bit odd no? You've been far ahead in the free kick count, even in losing finals.

Your team is so far and away ahead of any other in free kick differentials that questions need to be asked.

Stevic completely ignored obvious throws directly in front of him last night yet paid the tiniest infringement against Brisbane at every single opportunity.

It was bizarre, considering the umpiring was fine until 10 minutes to go in the second and then it suddenly went haywire in favour of the Bulldogs.

Best thing to do when you're getting such an armchair ride is to stay humble.

Stay humble hahaha it's a football forum you twat. And not the conspiracy board either.

 

[bzparkes]

Stay humble hahaha it's a football forum you twat. And not the conspiracy board either.

Guess being humble isn't possible for you.

Next.

 

[Bald]

A nobody, just like you.

So you can either choose to be an anonymous twat or an anonymous humble person.

Choice is yours however I won't be holding my breath waiting for you to choose the latter.

Do you think telling people to sit down and shut the **** up is being humble or more likely being a twat?

 

[bzparkes]

Do you think telling people to sit down and shut the fu** up is being humble or more likely being a twat?

I'm not the one defending deplorably biased umpiring.

 

[tropicaltiger]

A clear touch was it. I don't think anyone can say that was clearly touched. But keep climbing on the bandwagon to make yourself feel good

it was clearly touched mate. the deviation, the noise, the finger bending back and the immediate call from the toucher...and the fact that not one player had a problem with it and they all went to kick out set up. suck it up and acknowledge it. the bont knew it and didn't celebrate.

 

[DogsAreBarking]

It was bizarre, considering the umpiring was fine until 10 minutes to go in the second and then it suddenly went haywire in favour of the Bulldogs.

So go on then, enlighten us all with your take on what happened. Secret earpieces in the umps with a direct line to Gil? Implants under the skin that give a little electric shock every time a FREEKICKBULLDOGS should be paid? What is it? How is it happening? Who is orchestrating it? What are the reasons?

 

[thedank]

Dogs to add fluro yellow to their guernsey next year, supporters can BYO whistles to games to give the umps a bit of a break

 

[Roby]

Hawthorn fans and bagging another club about cheating. The irony is ridiculous after all the under the table payments as Don Scott tells us and the zones never moving.
Than we had #freekickhawthorn.
All those preliminary finals hawthorn needed umpiring help and 3 games in a row 2016 with big late terrible decisions to get you those wins.
Such a plastic club.

Lol

 

[bzparkes]

So go on then, enlighten us all with your take on what happened. Secret earpieces in the umps with a direct line to Gil? Implants under the skin that give a little electric shock every time a FREEKICKBULLDOGS should be paid? What is it? How is it happening? Who is orchestrating it? What are the reasons?

Explain the below thanks.


Western Bulldogs in finals 2016-21
2016 -
EF : 17-13
SF : 19-14
PF : 23-13
GF : 20-8
2019 -
EF : 34-28
2020 -
EF : 15-8
2021 -
EF : 22-14
SF : 28-19

Total across 8 finals : 178-117

 

[Bulldog Joe]

A nobody, just like you.

So you can either choose to be an anonymous twat or an anonymous humble person.

Choice is yours however I won't be holding my breath waiting for you to choose the latter.

Good to see you have chosen the TWAT option

 

[DogsAreBarking]

Explain the below thanks.


Western Bulldogs in finals 2016-21
2016 -
EF : 17-13
SF : 19-14
PF : 23-13
GF : 20-8
2019 -
EF : 34-28
2020 -
EF : 15-8
2021 -
EF : 22-14
SF : 28-19

Total across 8 finals : 178-117

No, no, i don't need to explain anything.
You made the comment that something 'went haywire in favour of the Bulldogs' so back it up. Tell us what you think happened.

 

[Sentinel]

Explain the below thanks.


Western Bulldogs in finals 2016-21
2016 -
EF : 17-13
SF : 19-14
PF : 23-13
GF : 20-8
2019 -
EF : 34-28
2020 -
EF : 15-8
2021 -
EF : 22-14
SF : 28-19

Total across 8 finals : 178-117

As the accuser I'm afraid you need to give us the rundown. And, please, be humble about it.

 

[Bald]

I'm not the one defending deplorably biased umpiring.

No. You’re not. You’re not providing really any substance as to why it’s biased though other than a number. Perhaps you could actually show some initiative and show which ones were wrong? Or is it easier to be a wooly boy?

 

[Bulldog Joe]

Explain the below thanks.


Western Bulldogs in finals 2016-21
2016 -
EF : 17-13
SF : 19-14
PF : 23-13
GF : 20-8
2019 -
EF : 34-28
2020 -
EF : 15-8
2021 -
EF : 22-14
SF : 28-19

Total across 8 finals : 178-117

What a conspiracy,

How come we only got to 30 frees for against Toby Greene's mob.

If we have all these umpires on our payroll we should expect at least 30 every final.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Because when you're getting an unprecedented armchair ride, the last thing you should do is try to defend it.

No other team in the AFL has ever been gifted a glorious run with the umps like yours.

Sad really, because I used to like watching your team and was hoping they'd win in 2016, until halfway through the match when I began seething with anger at the fix from the AFL to complete the 'fairytale'.

AFL's glorified WWE these days and it looks like guys at the top have picked the Bulldogs as the team they want to give the belt to.

Why could that be? Melbourne are surely more deserving of an armchair ride than we are.

 

[Dancing Dougy]

I think it says a lot that I've never heard an actual person complain about an umpiring conspiracy. It's purely a bigfooty phenomenon from a vocal minority.

With a combined IQ of 17

 

[Sully111]

Gifted them a flag in 2016. Still going on. It's a disgrace.