Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[Beetlebum]

Did TGO select Carrie Bickmore as a wife last week?

No wives, only wenches.

 

[ManWithNoName]

Ian Healy

 

[BigRough]

I have now got to the point of watching 360 where I listen to the words of our leader TGO and think "the brothers will post this".

It is up to all of us to bear witness

 

[Custard Guts]

It is up to all of us to bear witness

The Great Oracle, font of divine truths, offers his ode to Multicultural Round.

"Swearing in a foreign language, is fun."

 

[Procrastinator35]

The Great Oracle, font of divine truths, offers his ode to Multicultural Round.

"Swearing in a foreign language, is fun."

Does that not make it politically correct to BOO in a foreign tongue?

 

[BRWB]

Does that not make it politically correct to BOO in a foreign tongue?

TGO writes and speaks in tongues so why not....??

One cannot help but feel a bit queasy as to what other uses TGO makes of foreign tongues. Insert shudder emoticon.

 

[AlcoaCat]

Multicultural round gives TGO an excuse to chase a fiery vindaloo with a souvlaki. Can't get more ethnic than that. Blessed be his holy odour.

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[Beerfish]

Multicultural round gives TGO an excuse to chase a fiery vindaloo with a souvlaki. Can't get more ethnic than that. Blessed be his holy odour.

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Fongy!

 

[AlcoaCat]

Fongy!

Many was the time I watched captain courageous clear the ball at leederville oval. A tremendous player.

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[Bluelegs]

"He's a very expensive piece of human flesh, Lance Franklin"

 

[AnimalEnclosure]

Brothers! it has come to my attention that the national Census will take place exactly 12 months from today.
I hearby suggest that we start a campaign among all Brothers to make sure that when we fill in the ''religion'' section of the Census, we write down "Cult of Robbo''.
In this way we might get official recognition of the true word.

 

[AlcoaCat]

Brothers! it has come to my attention that the national Census will take place exactly 12 months from today.
I hearby suggest that we start a campaign among all Brothers to make sure that when we fill in the ''religion'' section of the Census, we write down "Cult of Robbo''.
In this way we might get official recognition of the true word.

Thou mayest only be a rookie, but thou speaketh with the wisdom of kings.

"Cult of Robbo" sounds a bit unwieldy in the "Religion" box. I dunno ... "Robbostafarian"?

Maybe one of the senior brothers could ask the Master directly. I dare not.

 

[AlcoaCat]

"He's a very expensive piece of human flesh, Lance Franklin"

He still has his crafty way with syntax and commas, TGO.

 

[AlcoaCat]

Brothers! I rarely post in this forum, but multiculturalism round has inspired me. Every time I read the "m" word, I can hear the TGO's slurred pronunciation. His way has become my way.

As additional proof of my devotion, I have read through the thread, in an attempt, to find some particularly humorous observations, even if they do border at times on apostasy. On page 70, much speculation was entered into regarding TGO's choice of breeding partner, more specifically the capacity of the selected woman to withstand the force and acidic properties of His ejaculate.

Brother Marlin01 had this to say. TGO forgive me, but I found this amusing:

She would indeed have to be made of sterner stuff. TGO's seed would be so potent, it would melt the pelvis of your average woman like sulfuric acid dissolving magnesium. I believe the scent afterwards would be similar also.
I think we'd need a woman with the rare combination of robust physique and feminine charm. TGO would be slow to arouse, but god help anyone in his path once the red mist descends.
I'm thinking female swimmer. Joanna Griggs would bring the TGO to musk and would stand a reasonable chance of surviving the subsequent barrage.

 

[jazzee]

I think someone tough enough for TGO these days would be https://twitter.com/rondarousey

 

[Shane Hird]

A change of environment cannot change a player.

And so it is written.*

*except for Shaun Higgins.

 

[Shane Hird]

I'll never use another pen again.

 

[Starburns_]

Port Adelaide

 

[BigRough]

TGO with a timely reminder for the kids

 

[manboob]

"He's a very expensive piece of human flesh, Lance Franklin"

 

[Bluelegs]

I agree with Roos, if the front page of the Hun had a picture of Bennell pouring cocaine onto his corn flakes, that truly would have been shocking.




Would be such a waste of good cocaine.

 

[Bluelegs]

TGO with a timely reminder for the kids

Once you're 18 though you're in the clear.

 

[western royboy]

Brothers! it has come to my attention that the national Census will take place exactly 12 months from today.
I hearby suggest that we start a campaign among all Brothers to make sure that when we fill in the ''religion'' section of the Census, we write down "Cult of Robbo''.
In this way we might get official recognition of the true word.

If we get official religon status - I am volunteering to help set up the obligatory school.

 

[Custard Guts]

Hark, I first thought, surely mine ears doth deceive me. But there it was...

"Y'can't have performance enhancing drugs. It's unfortunate, but that's it".

Unfortunate indeed. Mercifully, master scribes aren't subject to the same punitive dictats as mere players.

 

[jazzee]

Digesting the tackle for deeper truths. Some morsels for your consideration, perhaps meditation down at the local.

They play Melbourne (Etihad Stadium), West Coast (Domain Stadium), North Melbourne (Etihad Stadium) and Brisbane (Gabba) to close out the season. Make your own mind up about how many of those games the can win.

TGO dabbling in Choose your own adventure style journalism. I mean who else but TGO could remove the opinion out of an opinion piece?

Compare these names Calthorpe, Fletcher, Hird, Long, Mercuri, Misiti, Olarenshaw and Wanganeen with Wallis, Macrae, Bontempelli, Stringer, Daniel, Redpath, Dale, Roberts, Campbell, Hunter, Johannisen and Dahlhau

No context. Just compare. Ponder. Why Essendon? Why not the young Hawks of 2008? The Cats of 2005? Glorious return of, the comma.

They are ranked No. 1 for conceding a score once the opposition go inside 50. Read that again. They are ranked No. 1

Oh, I will read that again. And again.

Some idiot even tweeted on October 15, 2014: “Dogs lost captain, coach, no. 6, integrity, respect and generally lost their way. And they bring in Boyd on a mill a year... #goodluck.’’
This idiot has his hand up

This baffled me. It almost seemed like TGO was referencing himself but it's impossible. Yet again, I am stunned, at the feed of The Great One.