Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[funk44]

"it's a good word... high octane"

 

[Beerfish]

 

[SMaturin]

Oh my bretheren - I have recently discovered the teachings of the Most Supreme One, and already am filled with the gastro-intestinal warmth of his divine spirit. The way is long, but it is righteous and good, and He shall lead me to a higher place.

 

[Father Jack]

If Robbo says he once kicked twelve straight then he once kicked twelve straight.

 

[Beerfish]

If Robbo says he once kicked twelve straight then he once kicked twelve straight.

"I can make up anything, I want."

 

[juzzo]

Kim Jong Robbo

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

I once witnessed TGO go round the Eaglehawk Golf Club in 39 one fine Thursday morning. Truly spectacular effort from a spectacular beast.

 

[SydCrow]

legend has it that Robbo's ball drop is extremely low

 

[beez]

I once witnessed TGO go round the Eaglehawk Golf Club in 39 one fine Thursday morning. Truly spectacular effort from a spectacular beast.

39 Longnecks? Geez, impressive.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

39 Longnecks? Geez, impressive.

Longnecks are for peasants. TGO starts with half a dozen stubbies then moves straight into the JD and Coke pre-mix.

 

[Beetlebum]

Longnecks are for peasants. TGO starts with half a dozen stubbies then moves straight into the JD and Coke pre-mix.

With only pause to clear his throat and flex his arms as exercise for the day..

 

[Father Jack]

Longnecks are for peasants. TGO starts with half a dozen stubbies then moves straight into the JD and Coke pre-mix.

TGO is all things to everyone regardless of his chosen beverage medium. He could be dining with the Queen and happily quaffing from a longneck between delivering his pearly chunks of wisdom and not one royal eyelid would be batted.

 

[Lensen]

TGO is all things to everyone regardless of his chosen beverage medium. He could be dining with the Queen and happily quaffing from a longneck between delivering his pearly chunks of wisdom and not one royal eyelid would be batted.

The Queen would be dining with Robbo though, of course.

 

[Siamese Cat]

I farkin love this thread. I only wish that Glenn "the brand" jakovich was still an item. He was even more of a target than Robbo.

 

[The Speaker]

During the half time break, there was a segment where all the Fox Footy commentators said what they thought Ross Lyon would bring this this year.

Robbo, deep in thought, said this: "Ross Lyon...











...will walk like a duck."

 

[jazzee]

Start of today's offering, freed from the clutches of empire, distributed to the hungering masses aka The Tackle -
http://www.news.com.au/sport/the-ta...ess-dees-are-not/story-fnect155-1226614439926

(little known fact, The Tackle is in fact actually named after TGO's 'love handle')

 

[jazzee]

THIS is about Collingwood and not Melbourne.

But the contrast is extraordinary.

Carlton was a worthy loser, if that's any consolation in this cut-throat competition, but Collingwood was all that's good about good football teams.

It is professional, methodical, resilient and selfless.

Everything Melbourne is not.

...queue about seven references to Melbourne in the article. TGO says it is not about Melbourne, then proceeds to talk a lot about Melbourne. I have much to learn.

 

[Cousin Jed]

Congratulations to one of our brothers TheBrownDog for having his mere mortal musings being used by TGO in his tackle.

Not only used, but as the number 1 offering.

The rest of us can but dream of having our thoughts echoed by TGO in such an emphatic manner.

 

[Hollow Knight]

I cannot express how proud I am to have had Marc Murphy shamed by The Great One.

It is not every day that you can successfully invoke the intercession of The Living God to smite one's enemy.

The feeling of power indescribable, but if I had to try, it felt somewhat like MacLeod receiving the ultimate quickening in Highlander.

 

[SJ]

Is TGO claiming responsibility for the elements?

It is an intriguing story, for the roof should be shut, but then again, it's only rain.

In essence, it's the media's fault.

 

[western royboy]

TGO Preaching - I am in awe!

 

[TheOz]

There's a disconnect!

 

[western royboy]

On closing the roof at Etihad - directed at Rocket

TGO "What about when the sun shines and our bald heads get sunburnt?"

Rocket - silence followed by quizzical wtf look.

TV Gold

 

[Beetlebum]

I'll have a weeks worth of IQ'd TGO to watch when I get back home on Wednesday..I've missed my Robbo fix.

 

[Starburns_]

Club in crisis, what's Robbo's solution? Go away and have a few beers.