Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[Beerfish]

Geraldo may need to take a spit shield in to protect him from the flying froth.

 

[Hellgood]

Well, if ever there was confirmation that Robbo reads bigfooty, here is this sneaky gem that he has hid in "The Tackle".

Jack Watts, No.1 in the competition for intercept possessions in Round 8-15 last season

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...-simply-pathetic/story-e6freck3-1226609966776

 

[richoatthedisco]

"Judging greatness is a six-can, two-hour conversation"

A man's gotta be sober for such important discussions. Drinking the usual 10 cans might impair judgement.

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

I'm looking forward to Robbo's sermon this Monday on 360. I can't wait for his diatribe against Melbourne, the team and the city.

This. My Club is at it's lowest point, but Robbo will shine the light, and answer the questions all Melbourne supporters are asking,

 

[erbenz]

This. My Club is at it's lowest point, but Robbo will shine the light, and answer the questions all Melbourne supporters are asking,

TGO will lead you out of the darkness.

Imagine a team coached and, led by TGO. Surely, Garry, with his media connections, would've recognised the leadership potential under his nose.

TGO would have so many great policies to enact one on one with the boys: "NO KINGS HITS, NO KING ELBOWS" would be the first team essential.

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

EFFORT! HEART! GUT RUNNING! WHOOSKA!

 

[Beetlebum]

EFFORT! HEART! GUT RUNNING! WHOOSKA!

Shouldn't that be

EFFORT!, HEART!, GUT RUNNING!, WHOOSKA!, , , ,

 

[juzzo]

TGO will lead you out of the darkness.

Imagine a team coached and, led by TGO. Surely, Garry, with his media connections, would've recognised the leadership potential under his nose.

TGO would have so many great policies to enact one on one with the boys: "NO KINGS HITS, NO KING ELBOWS" would be the first team essential.

Garry is too friendly with the devil they call Barrett.

 

[Beetlebum]

TGO is up and about, and excited about, Gary and Bob

 

[western royboy]

"I've said my peace" TGO's commentary on the D's

 

[Beetlebum]

Gerard is foaming tonight. TGO is the straight man this evening..

 

[jazzee]

Magnanimous of TGO to, allow Gerard to vent his spleen.

 

[Shane Hird]

"I watched the game from a box (Geel vs Haw) with alcohol involved, I could hear the crowd..etc"

I wonder if TGO always watches games at the G from a private box while sinking back a few dozen quiet ones?

Does he have disciples joining him? Or does he sit alone with pen and paper at hand, jotting down his thoughts while grasping a cup of ale?

Oh what I would give to sit in the royal box with such greatness and listen to HIS words of wisdom as Selwood ducks out of yet another tackle.

And you can bet there would be plenty of snacks on hand too. Giant packets of burger rings and platters of dimsims being delivered by his personal assistant every 8 and half minutes.

I can only dream of such an experience..

 

[happy_eagle]

Screw giving away footy tables, this should be the real 360 prize

 

[jazzee]

You could imagine, the constant line of fried snacks on trays parading through.

 

[erbenz]

You could imagine, the constant line of fried snacks on trays parading through.

Just for good taste, I could easily see him, eating, a suckling pig, at a Hawks-Geelong game because of the poetic irony, it would invoke, in his followers..

 

[jazzee]

Occasionally, I am blessed by corporate tickets. I thought then that it was the ultimate way to watch the game. How wrong I was.

All this time I could have been enjoying beverages over an open window casting dispersions over the hoi polloi,

 

[moogerfooger]

The great man refers once again to his own personal lexicon. To Sewell: "Is Geelong have you mentally?"

'tis a question, just as relevant, 12 months, on. TGO is truly, an oracle of, wisdom.

 

[darren forssman]

I wonder if TGO always watches games at the G from a private box while sinking back a few dozen quiet ones?

Does he have disciples joining him? Or does he sit alone with pen and paper at hand, jotting down his thoughts while grasping a cup of ale?

i saw him once at a geelong game, from memory we were all returning inside the ground after a 3 quarter time smoko in what was a tight, close, game.

a slighty inebriated tgo walked past us on his way out for his smoko. he obviously didnt want to join the masses and would enable him to freestyle his thoughts for the opening of the 4th quarter.

 

[Beerfish]

he obviously didnt want to join the masses and would enable him to freestyle his thoughts for the opening of the 4th quarter.

Clearly needs room for wrist flicking, tongue darting and head bobbling.

 

[SydCrow]

the Great One, does, not, simply, watch, the, game

 

[western royboy]

"I watched the game from a box (Geel vs Haw) with alcohol involved, I could hear the crowd..etc"

I wonder if TGO always watches games at the G from a private box while sinking back a few dozen quiet ones?

Does he have disciples joining him? Or does he sit alone with pen and paper at hand, jotting down his thoughts while grasping a cup of ale?

Oh what I would give to sit in the royal box with such greatness and listen to HIS words of wisdom as Selwood ducks out of yet another tackle.

And you can bet there would be plenty of snacks on hand too. Giant packets of burger rings and platters of dimsims being delivered by his personal assistant every 8 and half minutes.

I can only dream of such an experience..

I am aware that the TGO prefers his Dim Sim's to be twice cooked - first steamed, then deep fried, before being swathed in soy. "You gotta steam 'em first" was the cry to the waiting staff when a load of fried only appeared on the tables.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I love his passion.
Not so sure with "watched Ben Hur on IQ,so you can get off "

 

[jazzee]

Yeah... Robbo disturbed me a bit with him 'getting off' to Ben Hur.

'Best Jesus Movie... death... resurrection... it's got the lot'.

 

[Father Jack]

i haven't seen Ben Hur, thank god robbo didn't ruin the ending for me