Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[Blugazi]

TGO used the term fait accompli in an interview with Tom Petroro several times during yesterdays radio sermon. Praise be.

 

[western royboy]

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Brothers unite, TGO has never deserted anyone

 

[dracochapel]

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Brothers unite, TGO has never deserted anyone

TGO never retreats. He simply advances in another direction.

 

[Spongebob]

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Brothers unite, TGO has never deserted anyone

TGO has no deserted.

He has led the infidel by example.

If KB and Richmond are so incensed by their jumpers, the should learn from TGO and forfeit the game.

The superior one lives by his own rules. Look and learn tiger.

 

[Custard Guts]

KB the Feeble would be wise to stand down, for 'tis the goblin teetotaller's colours, rather than TGO's, that run yellow.

It's unthinkable that TGO would desert. He merely excuses Himself for a snake's hiss and some repose from the Hungry One's high-pitched bleating with a quiet durry in the stalls.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

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Brothers unite, TGO has never deserted anyone

TGO does not 'desert'. He has merely gone to the bar as it his shout.

 

[mr bagcroft]

What a surprise. TGO goes down the route of indignation that Cotchin was not suspended. Oh behail your wisdom on me great Oracle of our game. Hail be to thee.

 

[moogerfooger]

TGO does not desert, he desserts.

 

[Beerfish]

What a surprise. TGO goes down the route of indignation that Cotchin was not suspended. Oh behail your wisdom on me great Oracle of our game. Hail be to thee.

He wants to see him in the GF and He's glad he's playing but he shouldn't be.

I must meditate on this.

 

[Custard Guts]

Up There Cazaly

One Day In September

 

[Custard Guts]

TGO intimating the Nerdling might've gotten off the leash post-Brownlow ...

"What time did you finish up? Last time I saw you you were heading into Club 23...bottle o' beer in one hand."

And later, TGO still wouldn't leave it alone ...

"How'd ya go on the blackjack table? 4am? You were hittin' n' sittin' ... bang!"

 

[dracochapel]

TGO intimating the Nerdling might've gotten off the leash post-Brownlow ...

"What time did you finish up? Last time I saw you you were heading into Club 23...bottle o' beer in one hand."

And later, TGO still wouldn't leave it alone ...

"How'd ya go on the blackjack table? 4am? You were hittin' n' sittin' ... bang!"

TGO is more of a hittin' n' quittin' man.

 

[Custard Guts]

Steaks and shashliks

Sausages

 

[Beerfish]

How good has TGO's voice been this week just quietly? Such baritone.

 

[Kismet]

Just discovered this thread.

Thought I was the only one who knew that TGO's spittle is in fact small, delicate pearls of wisdom to be savoured.

Praise be unto you brothers and sisters.

 

[moogerfooger]

Steaks and shashliks

Sausages

did you see him do a double take when Gerard mentioned the words "free BBQ"?

 

[wherearemykeys]

Given the recent performance of the nerdling performing Mr. Brightside on JJJ one wonders what TGO would look like performing His karaoke version of the same song in the early hours.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Given the recent performance of the nerdling performing Mr. Brightside on JJJ one wonders what TGO would look like performing His karaoke version of the same song in the early hours.

I didn't think that song could get any worse. The Nerdling could make an orgy at the Playboy Mansion feel like an actuarial lecture.

(RIP Heff)

 

[Custard Guts]

did you see him do a double take when Gerard mentioned the words "free BBQ"?

Aye brother moogerfooger, and it was with impressive haste TGO promptly lodged his order ahead of the great gathering.

Nerdling: And, our friends at Bunnings are going to run a barbecue for the entirety of the show. Free barbecue.

TGO: Really?!

Nerdling: Yep! So come join us, have a free feed, dress up, see if you can win the grand final tickets. And enjoy the experience with us.

TGO, immune to having his favour curried with mere snags: Well I hope they put on some steaks n shashliks and not just keep with the sausages.

Nerdling: Hahaha, I think the Bunnings barbecue is a sausage.

TGO: Is it?

Nerdling: Mmm hmm.

TGO: Well if they get some steak it'd be nice, c'd have some steak sandwiches.

I just hope the drinks rider meets His satisfaction. You're on the watch list Bunnings.

 

[Custard Guts]

As an aside, has anyone else notice how stirred TGO becomes at the mention of Mike Brady? Usually at His urging.

He truly is the preferred troubadour of TGO. The Corona of minstrels, if you will.

Praise.

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

Asking Waleed what he was dressed as during his debut as the Richmond mascot was a pertinent question. Whilst many would find the answer quite obvious, TGO seeks complete clarity for his audience. We are thankful for him finding out for us that the Tiger mascot is indeed a Tiger

 

[gfhawthorn]

"And in this modern day it could be any gender" in response to Waleed Ali's suggestion that a streaker may halt Richmond's momentum. Truly profound, and open minded from our saviour

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

"And in this modern day it could be any gender" in response to Waleed Ali's suggestion that a streaker may halt Richmond's momentum. Truly profound, and open minded from our saviour

Came to the church this morning just to make sure the wokeness of TGO was transcribed for the masses. Truly a renaissance man.

 

[Custard Guts]

Go well brothers, on this most-blessed, of calendar days, when all His holy teachings shall light the way.

May your shashliks be not sausages, your Coronas ice cold and plentiful and thy day-after as transcendent, as His.

 

[Beerfish]

Amen brother Guts. Amen.