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Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3
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I need to find a distant mount to sit cross legged on for a few decades to unravel this.
I think I'll fail. Requires centuries, not mere decades.
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Havent tuned into Robbo for quite a while but did the other night and was amused to see he was rocking the reverse hitler on the bottom of his lip
maybe his ambitions run deeper than we realise
World domination not out of the equation
maybe his ambitions run deeper than we realise
World domination not out of the equation
“He’s very independent…he doesn’t follow the trends”
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What wishy-washy twaddle is this TGO "trends" chatter?
TGO does not waste time on base human, go with the wind, weak willed rubbish such as "trends".
TGO never changes to suit others. He is immutable. Good word that.
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Somehow I came across scripture by accident today. I read the the teachings of the prophet who said the Tasmanian team must happen…so it shall be for TGO has spoken
She's doing her best not to laugh in his face
Whats the going punishment for outward acts of blasphemy.
Pray for kath
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Beware ye brazen wench who dares to smirk at the prohecies of the chosen one
Yet there is to find the womyn who can handle the seed of TGO, however Kath of Lock-nayne must go close.
This issue has been debated on more than one occasion…ultimately, consensus was that no wench was worthy
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Go back and rewatch the beginning when Kath says the boss is away it is time to play. The little sigh from TGO was discipline of the highest order.
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WHAT is with all these feckless acolytes knowing what round it is?!
First the Nerdling, then 'Huddo' and now 'Kath'
First the Nerdling, then 'Huddo' and now 'Kath'
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It's always striking how other stand in hosts never know how to handle TGO on 360. They all treat it like a normal television show. Only the Nerdling knows how to give His Holiness enough grace to deliver His slurmon.
The hosts job is deceptively simple:
Introduce topics, then allow Robbo the grace to rant and rave even if that means He goes off on a factually incorrect tangent for 20 minutes. Oh you have a run down? TGO pisses on your run down. He will read aloud His own stories from the paper if it pleases Him.
The hosts job is deceptively simple:
Introduce topics, then allow Robbo the grace to rant and rave even if that means He goes off on a factually incorrect tangent for 20 minutes. Oh you have a run down? TGO pisses on your run down. He will read aloud His own stories from the paper if it pleases Him.
Really wish TGO had a glass of water on the table last night... wanted to see how level it was. Not sure he wasn't prepared because he was on the phone or locked himself in the little boys room for a while after bumping in Kath in the corridor.
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Ridiculous post.......TGO would not be interested in Kath, nor any other minion at Fox Footy.
I hear he has put out feelers to Jerry Hall's people asking if she would like an audience with him
after learning she is divorcing Rupert.
Maybe he's looking for a rebound but she is getting somewhat close to his class. They will have to engage high level
science in order to produce a miracle, blessed first born son so the TGO can pass on his secrets, wisdom and mojo.
Don't be surprised if she is on his arm on Brownlow night this year. She's already shown she has a disposition for Aussies.
After putting up with Jagger, Brian Ferry and old man Murdoch, TGO will make her feel she's in her prime again. A sexual
animal will do that. You heard it here first.
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And what a woman
Loved how she didn't take shit from him.
it has been some time, since I last, visited these, hallowed halls but... enjoyed the TGO's blessed further expansion of the English language with 'evolvement'.
And yes, over the years there have been many discussions around what form a suitable 'mate' for the glorious TGO may take. A few naysayers made their japes about 'hourly rates', 'kebab in each hand' and 'a misted cloud of Brut aftershave' but us true believers are unsure a receptacle strong enough to bear such tumescent seed exists.
Recently he introduced me to the word “doddled” in scripture. Good word that.
tumescent got my coffee all over the keyboard
well played.
