Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo

[TerryWallet]

Robbo needs to be made editor of the Herald Sun immediately.

A conspicuous typo coupled with a flat writing style has rendered what was surely a Pulitzer-worthy story into an embarrassment for the journalist concerned. Imagine this story in the hands of the great man? He wouldn't take just take us on emotional rollercoaster, no he'd throw in a trip on the emotional ghost train.

The great man needs to formally ascend to the throne at the Herald Sun and guide these young pups.

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In order to obtain the lofty title of "Herald Sun Editor" Robbo would need to first get some quality outside references on his CV......and when i say quality i mean high standard stuff like the current HS Editor has, who came to the HS via New Idea magazine.

Maybe that is why Robbo participates in Ch7's Sunday morning Gameday.......now there's quality for ya.

 

[The Speaker]

Brothers, it appears that, after reading these latest writings, a challenger, is appearing, to Robbo.

Is this new Cult of Dwayno, a friend? Or, a foe?

 

[Slattery_20]

Brother, Robbo may be challenged, but he will never, be beaten.

 

[DeputyViceCaptain]

My brother sent me this juicy morsel yesterday. Must have been quite a sesh in the Pentagram.

3. Judd v Pendlebury comparisons
Judd was BOG on Friday and if the Brownlow Medal was a game of 500, he'd probably call ''Eight Hearts'' and be off with his third Charlie, being that confident. (And imagine if he could kick better?). Pendlebury is a ''Seven Clubs'' chance. He does not have Judd's gritted-teethed will for the ball, or his turbo skate, but Pendlebury might just be the best decision-maker with the ball in the competition. Thirty to Judd, and 30 to Pendlebury virtually means victory.

 

[Slattery_20]

Truly, like a monk after communion, we must thank your brother for sharing his morsel, brother DeputyVice.

 

[DeputyViceCaptain]

Truly, like a monk after communion, we must thank your brother for sharing his morsel, brother DeputyVice.

Robbo: The only man who can spell the same word with numbers and letters in the same sentence.

 

[showdownhero]

Robbo: The only man who can spell the same word with numbers and letters in the same sentence.

Truly literary/numeric genius

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

My brother sent me this juicy morsel yesterday. Must have been quite a sesh in the Pentagram.

3. Judd v Pendlebury comparisons
Judd was BOG on Friday and if the Brownlow Medal was a game of 500, he'd probably call ''Eight Hearts'' and be off with his third Charlie, being that confident. (And imagine if he could kick better?). Pendlebury is a ''Seven Clubs'' chance. He does not have Judd's gritted-teethed will for the ball, or his turbo skate, but Pendlebury might just be the best decision-maker with the ball in the competition. Thirty to Judd, and 30 to Pendlebury virtually means victory.

WTF does this even mean?

 

[mdc]

WTF does this even mean?

Brother, it will take many years of diligent study and many cartons before you are able to decipher the full meaning of Robbo's writings.

 

[Contra Mundum]

"Jnr is a star but Snr is a galaxy" - says the Lord

 

[TerryWallet]

Robbo, not content with resetting journalistic standards, is also single handedly returning cufflinks to the height of fashion.

The man is a trendsetting giant hiding incognito behind an ever diminishing facade of boganish normalism.

 

[jonesy86]

I think he may have overstepped the line tonight with his WWYRB... but Robbo has the power to move that line ever so slightly.

 

[Mr X]

I think he may have overstepped the line tonight with his WWYRB... but Robbo has the power to move that line ever so slightly.

Lets face it - the power come from the girth of his....vocabulary

 

[western royboy]

Linguistically the great man has no peer - his performance on 360 was just pure art.

 

[DeputyViceCaptain]

I think he may have overstepped the line tonight with his WWYRB... but Robbo has the power to move that line ever so slightly.

More info please

 

[mysainters]

I think he may have overstepped the line tonight with his WWYRB... but Robbo has the power to move that line ever so slightly.

I agree, that he over stepped the line, not that he has the power to move it.

I think he set out highlighting Mick has a habit of going people, but it backfired majorly, and ended rather unsavoury.

Gerard having to use the word allegedly, it was just super awkward. They should stick to footy, and not try to out do each other on the smarty pants scale.

Shame, because I don't mind the show.

 

[jabbathehut]

"while most of their opposition wander around like the mayor of hiroshoma - wondering WTF was that"

Gold Jerry, Gold

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

"while most of their opposition wander around like the mayor of hiroshoma - wondering WTF was that"

Gold Jerry, Gold

I never would have picked Robbo as a Kevin Bloody Wilson fan.

The great man is in rare form in today's Tackle:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/tackle

History tell us is it's important to have two big guns in the forward line - Dunstall/Brereton, Kernahan/Saplding, Lloyd/Lucas, Brown/Lynch and Franlin/Roughead.

Cloke's performance against St Kilda was monstrous and, if it's possible after a stellar 2010, he is bigger, stronger and clearly a more difficult opponent for smaller defenders.

When he and Dawes play like they did on Saturday night, the might of Collingwood is mightier.

6. Career turnaround (I)
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7. Career turnaround (I)
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[m0nty]

The might of Collingwood might be a mite mightier.

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

Good to see, The Great UnWashed has, brought back, the might of his mightiness.

 

[western royboy]

Brothers - We may have to contribute towards a fighting fund to defend our guru against possible legal action from tricky ricky, let alone if the Dalai Lama goes after him after last nights 360.

 

[Messenger]

Tonight, Robbo spoke poignantly of Ricky Nixon, an innocent man caught in his underwear.

"Will Ricky seek vindification.......?"

 

[mdc]

Brothers - We may have to contribute towards a fighting fund to defend our guru against possible legal action from tricky ricky, let alone if the Dalai Lama goes after him after last nights 360.

He won't need a fund royboy, Robbo is a student of jurisprudence in his spare time - he'll proceed pro se.

 

[TerryWallet]

Robbo was heard to mutter into his 27th empty glass:

"Let em bloody well sue, They can have every last cent, They can have the shirt off me bloody back...but if they come for me bloody cufflinks,., aarrrgghhhhhhh"

 

[SJ]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/tackle

10 things I think I don't like
8. Bad bounces

When the ball is kicked long it tends to bounce end over end in the direction of his flight. Not at Etihad Stadium, however. Anyone else notice how often the ball bounces back over the heads of players in pursuit? Even on second bounces after it lands. It is frustrating for players who read the ball and try to run on to it, only to see it bounce back into the path of their trailing opponents. It doesn't happen so much at the MCG which has more give in the ground.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/tackle

What on earth?