- Nov 13, 2008
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I just noticed that Richmond already has a 2024 whipping boy thread up and running. We should be ashamed of ourselves.
I have a feeling that we're going to be inundated with suggestions in the first few months of the season, as the boys slacken off and grow fat dining out on their exploits last year..... yes, it's last year already. We are last year's premiership team...one foot in the grave.
A browse at the list provides a plethora of choices..
1. Patrick Limpdickski.....the question is whether the premiership is going to stop him from going in hard... yeh i'm joking.
2. Jamie....approaching the end fast...
3. Tom Mitchell.....approached and passed the end a couple of seasons back.
4. Lachie Schultz....a near certainty for success and we all know what that means
5. Little Johnnie Noble ....shrunk 3cm over the offseason. Now he's too short to stand Caleb Daniel
6. Pendles....the end will come quick and the hounds will howl...
7. McStay......who?
8. Harry.....his supporters will be saying weekly that he needs time. Not this year
9. Darcy Cameron
...currently doing less than Mason Cox
which is an achievement.
10. Krooogs....Too bad to be called a disaster. He's a leading candidate
11. Ed Al....Gee we were lucky to get him....Should be looking to resume his surfing in the West by the end of the year
12. Pete Frampton....some say he was best on the ground for doing nothing....The only way is UP...but he'll manage to find another way..
13. Fin Macrae.....yeh he's in the leading pack one back, one off the fence coming around the bend at flemington....should be lying behind a blanket being put down by season's end.
This is all too depressing. I'll need to recover for Part 2.
I have a feeling that we're going to be inundated with suggestions in the first few months of the season, as the boys slacken off and grow fat dining out on their exploits last year..... yes, it's last year already. We are last year's premiership team...one foot in the grave.
A browse at the list provides a plethora of choices..
1. Patrick Limpdickski.....the question is whether the premiership is going to stop him from going in hard... yeh i'm joking.
2. Jamie....approaching the end fast...
3. Tom Mitchell.....approached and passed the end a couple of seasons back.
4. Lachie Schultz....a near certainty for success and we all know what that means
5. Little Johnnie Noble ....shrunk 3cm over the offseason. Now he's too short to stand Caleb Daniel
PLAYERCARDSTART
5
Caleb Daniel
- Age
- 28
- Ht
- 171cm
- Wt
- 72kg
- Pos.
- M/F
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 21.3
- 5star
- K
- 11.5
- 4star
- HB
- 9.8
- 5star
- M
- 3.5
- 4star
- T
- 2.9
- 4star
- CL
- 1.4
- 4star
- D
- 19.5
- 4star
- K
- 11.1
- 4star
- HB
- 8.4
- 4star
- M
- 3.6
- 4star
- T
- 2.0
- 3star
- CL
- 1.0
- 3star
- D
- 16.4
- 4star
- K
- 7.2
- 3star
- HB
- 9.2
- 5star
- M
- 3.4
- 4star
- T
- 2.6
- 4star
- CL
- 0.2
- 2star
PLAYERCARDEND
6. Pendles....the end will come quick and the hounds will howl...
7. McStay......who?
8. Harry.....his supporters will be saying weekly that he needs time. Not this year
9. Darcy Cameron
PLAYERCARDSTART
14
Darcy Cameron
- Age
- 29
- Ht
- 204cm
- Wt
- 103kg
- Pos.
- Ruck
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 6.0
- 1star
- K
- 3.3
- 1star
- HB
- 2.7
- 2star
- CL
- 0.3
- 2star
- HO
- 5.3
- 5star
- D
- 7.5
- 2star
- K
- 4.5
- 2star
- HB
- 3.0
- 2star
- CL
- 0.5
- 3star
- HO
- 3.5
- 5star
- D
- 6.0
- 2star
- K
- 3.3
- 2star
- HB
- 2.7
- 3star
- CL
- 0.3
- 2star
- HO
- 5.3
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
PLAYERCARDSTART
46
Mason Cox
- Age
- 33
- Ht
- 211cm
- Wt
- 110kg
- Pos.
- F/R
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 8.7
- 2star
- K
- 5.2
- 2star
- HB
- 3.5
- 3star
- M
- 4.0
- 4star
- T
- 1.6
- 4star
- G
- 1.2
- 4star
- D
- 6.0
- 1star
- K
- 3.0
- 1star
- HB
- 3.0
- 2star
- M
- 2.3
- 2star
- T
- 0.3
- 1star
- G
- 1.0
- 4star
- D
- 9.0
- 3star
- K
- 5.4
- 2star
- HB
- 3.6
- 3star
- M
- 2.6
- 3star
- T
- 2.4
- 4star
- G
- 1.8
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
10. Krooogs....Too bad to be called a disaster. He's a leading candidate
11. Ed Al....Gee we were lucky to get him....Should be looking to resume his surfing in the West by the end of the year
12. Pete Frampton....some say he was best on the ground for doing nothing....The only way is UP...but he'll manage to find another way..
13. Fin Macrae.....yeh he's in the leading pack one back, one off the fence coming around the bend at flemington....should be lying behind a blanket being put down by season's end.
This is all too depressing. I'll need to recover for Part 2.