Matt Taberner holding a beer, chatting to a woman at the bar.
"Do you have any children from previous marriages"?
"Do you have any children from previous marriages"?
Analysis The Matt Taberner effect
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He'd be the type of guy to start talking to a girl about taxes as an opening topic.
No way. He'd ask what size her feet are something.
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Probably ask what grades she got in highschool and if she achieved her pen licence
Gee whiz mate it's a joke not a penis don't take it so hard.
Look, while I don't doubt that IF he could get his boday right he MIGHT have had more output this season in terms of goals than our young forwards, I also have no doubt whatsoever that we're far better off at this point by playing the young blokes and building synergy in the forward line. Their ceilings are way higher than Tabs'.
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What are your expectations of Tabs against North Melbourne. He’ll be playing the role that Cox was, not out of the square. Open admission I’ve got concerns.
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What are your expectations of Tabs against North Melbourne. He’ll be playing the role that Cox was, not out of the square. Open admission I’ve got concerns.
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Low expectations, he always seems to take at least a few games at AFL level to refind form after coming back from injury. He just needs to make space for Amiss and Treacy, and draw a KPD, and I'll be happy.Bonus points if he snags a couple of goals.
Just don't get in the way
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Cox wasn’t really doing too much. Play the same roll and maybe snag a goal or two.
Cox played a defensive forward role on Harris Andrews and did it quite well
The concern with Tabs the last few years has been his back. Very hard to get right and gain mobility back.
He will help bring the ball to ground in contests at a minimum. Which is valuable.
There should also be clear instructions that he is to stay out of Amiss/Treacy's way. Which historically has been an issue for him. Both Hogan and Lobb suffered from Tabs continually bringing defenders into their contest.
Don't be surprised if he manages to kick at least one goal.
Over all it will be a serviceable performance.
He will help bring the ball to ground in contests at a minimum. Which is valuable.
There should also be clear instructions that he is to stay out of Amiss/Treacy's way. Which historically has been an issue for him. Both Hogan and Lobb suffered from Tabs continually bringing defenders into their contest.
Don't be surprised if he manages to kick at least one goal.
Over all it will be a serviceable performance.
He will he can’t help himself.
So much this.
If he starts dragging his opponents into contests he’s shouldn’t be in or blocking the space where Amiss normally runs into he should be taken out from the grassy knoll* at half time.
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He likes Marvel but I'm only expecting a 1 or 2 goal return, he's essentially playing as the third tall. Treacy and Amiss have taken over the forwardline and you'd think the majority of our goals will come from them
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This is gold... the pockets comment underrated
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Tabs will kick a bag. All of them snaps. All of them accompanied by a fair amount of hair straightening and covert, concerned glances up at the big screen. My hope is he untucks someone's jumper, he's such an untrammeled ball of energy.
There should be some witches hats strategically placed out there.
I think we're overstating his lack of fitness. He can still run and has strong mits so I think he'll contribute without being a liability. Don't think he'll be the difference between winning and losing.
Make sure you don't let your opponent get involved.
Can't wait to see how Tabs will go tomorrow. Surely he will feel the need to throw everything into his comeback.
Hope he surprises us all!
Hope he surprises us all!
