Competition The McInnes Prize For Season 37 - Better Late Than Never

[Pamcake1]

Sorry didn’t realise the who’s who of the SFA was attending, but I made it.

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So bold so fashion forward, is that a silk shantung....enhmm.. don't know about the brown shoes though...so who was that pretending to be you on zoom? Ohhh doesn't matter so what are you doing with yourself Grav now you've lost that radio. station job? Looking for something else or just ....OOOOOO watchout Princess is spilling drinks again....Look love you're not in the hot tub now....steady on.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Sorry didn’t realise the who’s who of the SFA was attending, but I made it.

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Damn! Pass me my sun glasses

 

[Grav]

So bold so fashion forward, is that a silk shantung....enhmm.. don't know about the brown shoes though...so who was that pretending to be you on zoom? Ohhh doesn't matter so what are you doing with yourself Grav now you've lost that radio. station job? Looking for something else or just ....OOOOOO watchout Princess is spilling drinks again....Look love you're not in the hot tub now....steady on.

Season may have finished for us, but Pugsley & myself are back into full training.

 

[Tonga Bob]

And just like that we're in the Top Ten for Season 37!

In tenth position is 'Ken Bullied At School' by DenieD



The rationale from JoshWoodenSpoon - "An emotional piece that explores the susceptibility of our inner selves. Deducted significant points for being derivative and riding on the coat-tails of a former winner."

In ninth position is 'The Curse Of Fatima' by DemurePrincess



From JWS - "Disqualified for use of AI."

And in eighth position is 'New Sweet School Principal' by serial_thrilla



JWS gave the following rationale - " "Environmental causes" almost saves this, but I'm afraid the artist is victim to being the 1 billionth patron to frequent the ClarkeM One-Stop-'Shop, so it can't go any higher than whatever this ranking is."​

 

[DenieD]

The rationale from @JoshWoodenSpoon - "An emotional piece that explores the susceptibility of our inner selves. Deducted significant points for being derivative and riding on the coat-tails of a former winner."

WOW. I do a very personal self portrait of Ken's time at high school and you call it derivative.

 

[Pamcake1]

....oh she's so messy with those fancy manicures and her cartilage issues.......Ooohh HHHIIIGGHHH Princess.....what do you think is taking them so long....what happened backstage before...what did you see do tell....

Really he said that.....well you know these Arts Patrons they're so, so so....

Ooo did they really have to expose Ken that way.....
Ohh Princess, I lso llloooove your abstract expression.....
That last one, didn't I see that on telle two weeks ago on the late night shopping channel that Mrs Turbo loves....
Oh yes pleasesh I'd love another.rr..ta...

 

[Tonga Bob]

Well we're pretty much half way, so let's keep crack-a-lacking.

In seventh position is 'No Way, Not The Karaoke!' by Falconista



As JoshWoodenSpoon describes this with his usual flair for words - "Uh huh."

In sixth position for the McInnes Prize for season 37 is 'School Of Delons' by Gralin



From JWS - "Considerable merit afforded for editing work. A little blur and colour manipulation goes a long way - Gralin on keyboards indeed! Flimsy, underexplored concept prevents this one from going the distance."​

 

[Tonga Bob]

WOW. I do a very personal self portrait of Ken's time at high school and you call it derivative.

Have you met JoshWoodenSpoon?

 

[Grav]

WOW. I do a very personal self portrait of Ken's time at high school and you call it derivative.

FFS! Barbie grow some b….. oh, it’s you Ken, hehe sorry as you were. Very poor description by the judge, yeah!

 

[DemurePrincess]

WOW. I do a very personal self portrait of Ken's time at high school and you call it derivative.

Excuse me? You’re not even real! At least Fatima is and the big bitch gets disqualified! Pretty sure I didn’t know how to do AI then but whateves!

 

[Gralin]

Well my ranking went up from last year so I'm heading in the right direction

 

[Pamcake1]

WOW. I do a very personal self portrait of Ken's time at high school and you call it derivative.

Is your whole life a plastic derivative though Ken. Darlink don't be upset thatssh just the juuudges they Judghhe....oh ta thanksh...

 

[Pamcake1]

Rather a nice drop of bubbles this.....

 

[DemurePrincess]

....oh she's so messy with those fancy manicures and her cartilage issues.......Ooohh HHHIIIGGHHH Princess.....what do you think is taking them so long....what happened backstage before...what did you see do tell....

Really he said that.....well you know these Arts Patrons they're so, so so....

Ooo did they really have to expose Ken that way.....
Ohh Princess, I lso llloooove your abstract expression.....
That last one, didn't I see that on telle two weeks ago on the late night shopping channel that Mrs Turbo loves....
Oh yes pleasesh I'd love another.rr..ta...

Pamcake1 I’ve had far to much wine to even try and comprehend what you just said so I’ll just adjust my pretty dress, cover my minging toe nails and smile sweetly while I pour myself another wine!

And congrats! Have we got a winner yet?

Shit! ****! I’m paying attention! Legit!

But all I can think about is when the food comes will I get the chicken or the ****ing beef bc I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck

 

[Tonga Bob]

Top five baby! We're left with big_icky Grav Mobbs Pamcake1 spudmaster. Plenty still to play for, and I mean PLENTY! Let's take a look now at the moral and immoral podium positions, which is fourth and fifth to the uninitiated.

In fifth position is 'Captains And/Or Associates' by Grav



This is what Judge Judy And Executioner judge JoshWoodenSpoon thought - "Yeah pretty good. Simple and fun. Inconsistency in typography a sticking point, but glimpses a poignant narrative."

And in fourth position is 'Old School Charm' by big_icky



From JWS - "Is that the real Hawks' logo in there?? Kinda fun, good work somebody. Charming use of textural layers. Disqualified for use of proprietary imagery."​

 

[Pamcake1]

Oooo look at that one....oo so thatsh what Gralin was doing in the 80's...the zither....well I'll be..

 

[Mobbs]

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Well we're pretty much half way, so let's keep crack-a-lacking.

In seventh position is 'No Way, Not The Karaoke!' by Falconista

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As JoshWoodenSpoon describes this with his usual flair for words - "Uh huh."

In sixth position for the McInnes Prize for season 37 is 'School Of Delons' by Gralin

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From JWS - "Considerable merit afforded for editing work. A little blur and colour manipulation goes a long way - Gralin on keyboards indeed! Flimsy, underexplored concept prevents this one from going the distance."​

I really liked this one. Edit: The Gralin one, I mean.

 

[DemurePrincess]

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Top five baby! We're left with big_icky Grav Mobbs Pamcake1 spudmaster. Plenty still to play for, and I mean PLENTY! Let's take a look now at the moral and immoral podium positions, which is fourth and fifth to the uninitiated.

In fifth position is 'Captains And/Or Associates' by Grav

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This is what Judge Judy And Executioner judge JoshWoodenSpoon thought - "Yeah pretty good. Simple and fun. Inconsistency in typography a sticking point, but glimpses a poignant narrative."

And in fourth position is 'Old School Charm' by big_icky

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From JWS - "Is that the real Hawks' logo in there?? Kinda fun, good work somebody. Charming use of textural layers. Disqualified for use of proprietary imagery."​

Come on Pamcake1! Bring it home baby!!

 

[Gralin]

I really liked this one. Edit: The Gralin one, I mean.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hoboy art lovers, we're now on the actual podium! Let's get to it...

In third position is 'Qooty Qapers' by Pamcake1



This is what JoshWoodenSpoon had to say - "Nostalgic and tender, casting ones memory across the dew-laced landscape of youth. Laissez-faire yet decided strokes show a trust of intuition and a greeting of the daily sublime, the artist's knowing sensibilities help tease out the bittersweet mood that so matches the reconstituted scene. Disqualified under stipulation of Rules 5 and 7."​

 

[DemurePrincess]

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Hoboy art lovers, we're now on the actual podium! Let's get to it...

In third position is 'Qooty Qapers' by Pamcake1

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This is what JoshWoodenSpoon had to say - "Nostalgic and tender, casting ones memory across the dew-laced landscape of youth. Laissez-faire yet decided strokes show a trust of intuition and a greeting of the daily sublime, the artist's knowing sensibilities help tease out the bittersweet mood that so matches the reconstituted scene. Disqualified under stipulation of Rules 5 and 7."​

#Queen

 

[Pamcake1]

Come on Pamcake1! Bring it home baby!!

OOO I think I've had a few too many bubbles.....ooo it's soooo exciting.... here DemurePrincess can you hold my glass....I'll be right back......

Disqualified.....ooooooo......yesh fair enough...

 

[Gralin]

JoshWoodenSpoon doing a lot of coke as the night goes on it seems

 

[Gralin]

Congrats Pamcake1

 

[Kilroy]

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Top five baby! We're left with big_icky Grav Mobbs Pamcake1 spudmaster. Plenty still to play for, and I mean PLENTY! Let's take a look now at the moral and immoral podium positions, which is fourth and fifth to the uninitiated.

In fifth position is 'Captains And/Or Associates' by Grav

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This is what Judge Judy And Executioner judge JoshWoodenSpoon thought - "Yeah pretty good. Simple and fun. Inconsistency in typography a sticking point, but glimpses a poignant narrative."

And in fourth position is 'Old School Charm' by big_icky

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From JWS - "Is that the real Hawks' logo in there?? Kinda fun, good work somebody. Charming use of textural layers. Disqualified for use of proprietary imagery."​

Proud of our boy Grav

Quality all the way.