Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[Vicky Park]

"Kids come next. I'm not ****ing guiding them to Carlton. They can discover the AFL and support whoever they want. Carlton has not earnt me indoctrinating my future kids."

That's some serious mental anguish. Wonder how he feels about what his father did to him?

I feel sorry for the kids. But they choose to stay with their parents. It’s their fault too.

 

[sideswipe]

I feel sorry for the kids. But they choose to stay with their parents. It’s their fault too.

At least that anguished supporter is brave enough to stand strong and break the cycle of abuse.

 

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Titus O'Reilly

"The Blues are a bit like the British aristocracy, believing they deserve success because of things achieved a long time ago by other people."

Not bad.

 

[gerryg400]

Titus O'Reilly

"The Blues are a bit like the British aristocracy, believing they deserve success because of things achieved a long time ago by other people."

Not bad.

In that case can we please have a referendum to get rid of both sets of campaigners at once. Vote YES to end the monarchy and end the Bloose.

 

[nahnah]

'Are Carlton fans ok?'

Carlton fans:

 

[BuildEmUp]

'Are Carlton fans ok?'

Carlton fans:

Carlton injury crisis threatens to deepen with fresh concern

It could leave the Blues with another six stars sidelined for this weekend’s must-win clash.

7news.com.au

Getting worse - surely Wet Toast now favourites! Next week to put final nail in coffin

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

"Kids come next. I'm not ****ing guiding them to Carlton. They can discover the AFL and support whoever they want. Carlton has not earnt me indoctrinating my future kids."

That's some serious mental anguish. Wonder how he feels about what his father did to him?

I think he found Carlton without his Dad

Absent parenting at its worst

Like the poor ba$ta#d became a Scientologist without a single chat

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

'Are Carlton fans ok?'

Carlton fans:

And he has a framed Blues' jumper desecrating plaster

 

[sideswipe]

'Are Carlton fans ok?'

Carlton fans:

That guy needs a welfare check! Respect to him busting eggs not only on his face, but actually landed a few on his eyes!

 

[Ctracks]

Disappointed Carlton fans flood the 3AW talkback line after Hawks thrashing

Carlton fans were left disappointed after their club was thrashed by 74 points at the MCG on Sunday afternoon at the hands of Hawthorn. Many of them took to the 3AW talkback line to voice their frustration, and get Matthew Richardson and Tony Shaw’s thoughts on where the Blues are at. “This is...

www.3aw.com.au

 

[Fadge]

'Are Carlton fans ok?'

Carlton fans:

Quite refreshing to see a Carlton supporter review a game and say they were simply completely outclassed, with blaming their loss on injury and/or umpiring...

 

[Laurie Holden]

Quite refreshing to see a Carlton supporter review a game and say they were simply completely outclassed, with blaming their loss on injury and/or umpiring...

Perhaps he could teach Voss about how to review games?

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

2 of the most punchable heads in footy in one pic

 

[jathanas]

2 of the most punchable heads in footy in one pic

This made me want to punch my laptop.

 

[Gymnorhina tibic]

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

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Go Eagles.

 

[Doc1763]

Go Eagles.

hope they give the Scum a thorough pumping

 

[Vankri]

If you want a healthy dose of Schadenfreude have a look at this


Cripps saying that the kick after the siren could have been one of the best moments of his career is an incredible reflection of how shit Carlton have been for a decade (it’s a completely irrelevant game for us and we’ve had dozens of these moments in the last two years only) and the fact he then says despite the results it’s still one of the coolest moments is just comically sad.

 

[76woodenspooners]

I don’t normally follow the betting odds …

… but Sportsbet have WCE as favourites to beat Carlton this round.

Gee, what a fall from grace for the Premiership favourites.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

If anyone has sympathy for a club ravaged by injuries and coached by a gormless clown

Remember the dickheads spitting their idiot song

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

If you want a healthy dose of Schadenfreude have a look at this


Cripps saying that the kick after the siren could have been one to be one of the best moments of his career is an incredible reflection of how shit Carlton have been for a decade (it’s a completely irrelevant game for us and we’ve had dozens of these moments in the last two years only) and the fact he then says despite the results it’s still one of the coolest moments is just comically sad.

Crippa thinks of himself as the Albert Speer of Carlton

 

[Vicky Park]

Gee, what a fall from grace for the Premiership favourites.

 

[NMBB]

A tiny bit of me says "VP - you're fibbing again"....